Mutterfly

SEASON 1 FINALE! In our Season 1 Finale, we explore a porno scenario that does not meet expectations, a friend-to-friend confession, and a disturbing family funeral. Mutter 1: Jeff Hiller + Lauren Lapkus Mutter 2: Craig Cackowski + Ben Rodgers Mutter 3: Paul Scheer + Rob Huebel Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a messag...

In this episode, we explore the complicated relationships of two best friends, two lovers, and three weird-ass neighbors. Mutter 1: Benjamin Apple + James Dwyer Mutter 2: Johnny McNulty + Katie Marovitch Mutter 3: Billy Merritt + Shannon O'Neill Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might he...

In this episode, we explore the absolute worst "friend," a prankster grandma, and an old zombie mummy who can't eat or drink. Mutter 1: Tao Yang + Jake Cornell Mutter 2: Greg Tuculescu + Hillary Anne Matthews Mutter 3: Sarah Claspell + Beth Appel Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might h...

In this episode, we explore the aftermath of an overly aggressive pitch meeting, an awkward fraternity rush, and three guys with strange habits waiting at a bus stop. Mutter 1: Ben Rodgers + Craig Cackowski Mutter 2: Marshall Stratton + James Coker Mutter 3: Benjamin Apple + James Dwyer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave...

In this episode, we encounter some mixed and confusing innuendo, three men named Cliff, and a mother with a pet octopus. Mutter 1: Jerah Milligan + Lily Du Mutter 2: Katie Marovitch + Johnny McNulty Mutter 3: Laura Willcox + Lauren Adams Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on...

In this episode, we explore a delusional couple trying to sell a no-bathroom house with four kitchens, the idea of a hearing-ear dog, and degenerate gambling spouses willing to let their daughter tank her performance. Mutter 1: Glenn Boozan + Andrew Ford Mutter 2: Justin Tyler + Alden Ford Mutter 3: Craig Rowin + Cathryn Mudon Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.c...

In this episode, we meet the most positive bride-to-be in the world, a manager trying on dresses during her smoke break, and a chemist who splices clothes together to ill-fated results. Mutter 1: Patrick Noth + Morgan Evans Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Beth Appel + Sarah Claspell Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterfly...

In this episode, we explore a relationship on the rocks, mistaken fetishes, a failed attempt at a catchphrase, and a very trustworthy co-worker. Mutter 1: Lauren Lapkus + Jeff Hiller Mutter 2: Mike Antonucci + Daniel Spenser Mutter 3: Achilles Stamatelaky + Carl Tart Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your...

In this episode, we explore an awkward breakup involving a roommate and a volleyball team, the financial and familial fallout of becoming a professional lifeguard, and a candid date in a very long hallway. Mutter 1: Jake Cornell + Tao Yang Mutter 2: James Coker + Marshall Stratton Mutter 3: Jen Bartels + George Kareman This episodes First Two Lines were submitted by Becca Boerman! Want to submit y...

In this episode, we explore a secret that delays eight dudes from going camping in a VW Van, two offended hikers, and celebrities based on the fathers of two friends. Featuring... kind of, sort of Captain Hippo: Daniel Spenser + Mike Antonucci Andrew Ford + Glenn Boozan Michael Hartney + Connor Ratliff Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutte...

In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother. Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod...

In this episode, we explore the rekindling of a high school relationship, the attempt to change an actress's personality in five minutes, and the creepy interpretations of a painting. Mutter 1: George Kareman + Jen Bartels Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Hillary Anne Matthews + Greg Tuculescu Thank you to listener Jarred Roberts for providing this episode's First Two Lines. Want to...

In this episode, we meet a delusional public defender, explore the struggles among a busy father, an erudite daughter, and a barista-turned-camp director, and watch a helpless prisoner plead with a lost camper. Mutter 1: Carl Tart + Achilles Stamatelaky Mutter 2: Cathryn Mudon + Craig Rowin Mutter 3: Connor Ratliff + Michael Hartney Thank you to listener Anthony Lucchi for providing this episode's...

In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers. Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepo...

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning. Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your F...

In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus. Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz Kane Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com DM on Instagram: @mutterflythepod Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message...

In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life. Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan Rosenberg Mutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry Withers Mutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau Submit your own First Two Lines, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Email: mutterf...

In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men. Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used in a future episode? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com Insta DM: @m...

In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle. Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with...

In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune. Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythep...

In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves. Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message w...

In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories. Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text:...

In this episode, we explore pre-birth crab hands, contortionist classes for jobless men, and unique boy names like Spider, Table, and Lumber. Mutter 1: Shaun Diston and Mary Holland Mutter 2: Laura Willcox and Dan Black Mutter 3: Marcy Jarreau and Casey Feigh Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you...

A special episode with Fuck Th*t Shit (A Comedy Team) In this episode, we explore bird sex, the insufferableness of speech and debate, and brother rivalries. Mutter 1: Terry Withers and Kate Zelenski Mutter 2: Dru Johnston and Aaron Jackson Mutter 3: Josh Patten and Tim Martin Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with...

In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding. Our Mutters: Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole Byer Mutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon Gardner Mutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques Ray Want to submit your own First Two Lines? DM mutterflythe...