Middle Aged Highs

This week the guys ask each other over, and over, and over the same question: Would you Rather? Tune in for a FULL episode of WILD scenarios and crazier answers! The Dads pull no punches with this first time ever episode, so we hope you guys enjoy! DON'T FORGET THE FCKM CHALLENGE BET! Dan VS Russ: Robin Williams movies! Grab a drink and settle in, this episode is WILD!

Today's letter is M....for MURDER!!! This week, Rico asks the question we all want to know: "If you were transported to Sesame Street and had to off one cast member in order to leave, who would you choose?" Safe to say, the responses are unexpected! Then, we get into 4th of July celebrations before continuing the Fantasy Football FCKM Challenge bet with Dan VS Russ, round 1! Tune in now, comment a...

Jam packed episode this week friends! With it being June, the guys discuss Men's Mental Health Month and how it doesn't get the attention other days do. They discuss losing your confidence as you age, and ways to keep it as you get older as well. And then, IN THE MAIN EVENT, The Annual FCKM Fantasy Football League bet has begun! In a series of 1v1 match ups, who goes head-to-head first, and which...

Grab a beer and roll one up before you start this one folks, this episode is jam packed! This week, the guys talk about family vacations, both good and bad, and how they can change relationships. Rico will rant about the Mandalorian, Russ learns about how Pokemon Go works, and the guys will draft the FAVORITE Mario games of all time! Lots of debate in this one, REMEMBER TO VOTE ON THE DRA`FT! It's...

Happy Father's Day friends! Celebrate with your favorite Dads as we discuss why Father's Day is so overlooked, how we SHOULD be celebrating it, and how we DO celebrate it! We'll also talk about focusing on the now, debate the viability of naps as a father, and battle over Who Is Homer Simpson Talking To! This episode goes off the rails quite a bit, so prepare to laugh and come celebrate with the g...

Summer, Summer, Summer time! The Dads are ready for grilling, yardwork, firepits, and everything else that comes in with the season! This episode(which only slightly goes off the rails) we get into Summer plans, things we miss from being a kid, and draft our ideal Ice Cream Sundaes for debate! Tune in now!

Welcome back Middle Aged Miscreants, for another newly updated ride with your favorite Middle Agers! This week, Russ wonders what happened to the family road trip (spoiler:cell phones), and the guys have a long discussion about what has happened to their friend group over the years they've been playing together. After that, Russ hosts this week's FCKM Challenge with a Summer time twist! Grab a dri...

Happy Memorial Day Middle Aged Miscreants! Join us this week as we discuss the really meaning behind Memorial Day and what/why we celebrate it. Dan has a Nico Hoerner problem when watching the Cubs, Russ goes off on Crazy Drivers, Rico shares his Memorial Day stories, and the guys throw down in the first ever Memorial Day Grill Draft! Tune in now, leave us a comment when you're done!

Shortest (Full) Epiode EVER!!Jam packed into this episode is a recap of Russ hosting an all girls birthday party(YIKES)! Dan breaks down the unsung heroes of the Cubs season, while Russ rejoices in the Phillies turn around. We discuss THCA bans and Rico tries to stump the other two with sports movie quotes in the FCKM Challenge! All this in less than 38 minutes?! Grab a beer, pack the bong, and gr...

This episode the guys will discuss some classic games they miss/want to see remade, Russ is introduced to a new type of Bar, and the guys build their favorite sandwiches during the draft! Someone grab the chips!

We're back with a new format, and a whole lot to report! This week, we discover Rico is embracing a new journey: Sobriety. Rico opens up about what led to this decision and how bad things got for him. On a lighter note, Russ discusses his visit to legendary Wrigley Field, and the guys battle over Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! Enjoy!

Rob;s back for PArt 2 of his visit! This time, we'll finally get to the FCKM challenge for retro finisher, draft our favorite Ice Creams, and continue the conversation!

This week the fellas welcome back BongMaster Rob for our first EVER 2-part episode! In Part 1, we'll discuss what Rob has been up to, and what he has going on for everyone's favorite holiday: 420! Plus, what has Dan flipping off Russ, why is Rico so made about Attack on Titan, and who's birthday is it now?! The conversation takes a few wild turns, but that just makes the ride all that much more en...

It MANIA season, and the guys weigh in on the matches they're most excited for (and least interested in) as well ass drafting our own 5v5v5 Survivor Series team! Russ tries to stump Dan and Rico with a finishing move challenge and Dan announces a major milestone! Tune in now!!

WE ARE BACK! After a long, unscheduled, medical related hiatus (details in episode), your favorite crotchety old bastards are back! And it's BASEBALL season! Find out what's been up with the guys, why Dan's Cubs and Russ' Phillies are destined to meet in the playoffs this year, and if Rico can tell us where teams play by name alone! All this AND we draft our favorite pizza toppings! Enjoy the show...

Welcome to the busiest hour in the business! This episode packs it all in: A BRAND NEW Challenge, a sincere message, a returning favorite segment, dad jokes, and much more! Think you know Red Foreman? This week's challenge will test that! Having trouble pronouncing some of these name in the Olympics? Join us for Drunk Dan Says Hockey Names! Ready for Wrestlemania season? We draft our WWE bar fight...

Happy Valentine's Day! Join the guys and Dan's wife (kinda) as they discuss their perspective on Valentine's Day and the importance of making gestures to your loved one! Dan gives the perspective from a special needs parent standpoint, and the female presence in the chat is strong! THEN, Dan tries to stump Russ and Rico with Romantic movies, and the fellas draft their favorite chocolate bars and g...

Time to set some goals and look ahead Middle Aged Miscreants! We're a week late, but a day early! Join the guys as they look ahead both for the podcast and personally to set some goals for the year! Rico will explain the reasoning behind his D&D based Christmas gifts (before the alcohol takes over), Russ challenges Dan to metal music in this week's FCKM Challenge, and TV sitcom dads are on the...

Welcome to 2026 Middle Aged Miscreants! We're kicking off 2026 with a guest: Long time friend of Russ and avid fan of the podcast JP will be joining the guys to share bar stories about Russ! He also throws down Home Improvement for the FCKM Challenge( It's a GOOD one!), and the guys draft their favorite CEREALS, with a few shocking reveals along the way! Also, who is the league champ....and she do...

Christmas is here, and that means it's CHAMPIONSHIP TIME! This year's FCKM League Championship has come down to Dan VS Rico, and they couldn't be more fired up! Who's team set a record this year, who has revenge on their mind, and when was the last time EITHER of them won a title?! PLUS: Who Does RUSS think is going to win? Find out now, in our first ever 20 minute BONUS episode!!!

Merry Christmas ya filthy miscreants, it's time for the 3rd Annual MAH Christmas Special! Join your favorite dads and their surprise guest(Even Russ and Rico don't know) for our favorite episode of the year! Find out if Ron or Russ has a date with a blowup doll, see who wins the Christmas Movie Challenge, VOTE on the Christmas Song Draft, and enjoy a good laugh with the guys for the holidays! The...

The Last Time is Now! As we approach John Cena's final match, the guys welcome in Rico's friend Andrew to look back on some of their favorite moments from his career and debate Gunther as a final opponent! Also, the Fantasy Football season is wrapping up and one member of the league is facing the big punishment and could have an audience, plus Zoolander on the FCKM Challenge!!!

It's Thanksgiving time, and the guys are drafting meals this episode (1 Entree, 3 Sides, 1 Dessert) ! Dan's son stops by to host a special DBZ edition of the FCKM challenge, and find out which member of the podcast is in danger of taking a blowup doll on a date!

We BACK! And this episode we're talking Men's mental health! In this episode the guys have a very open discussion and we find out what mistakes each of the Dad's try not to repeat with their own children, and what Rico's father's last wishes were(Dan remembers.....). The FCKM Challenge FINALLY features Russ V Rico in a Bad Boys battle, and the guys draft their favorite TV cartoon Dads! Tune in now...

It's Halloween time, and the Dads are ready! This week they talk traditions old and new, for better or worse! Dan rants about handshakes, the guys draft their favorite horror movie slashers, and we have a very special FCKM Challenge. This time it's Nightmare before Christmas, DADDY/DAUGHTER style!! Grab your candy buckets, and tune in now!