Married, Divorced & Dating

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.   But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really ne...

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat!  Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it!  Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty,  But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.   Our guest Dan this week shares the great length...

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!    We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked…    Rachel t...

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it!    We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.   Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her...

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit! Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up! We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.   But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty...

It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve!    But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinde...

  Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl!  We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to.  Rachel then talks about one of the favorite...

We’re hitting it at both ends this episode!    First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.   We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!   Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT f...

Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.   We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.   Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed!  A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luck...

Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in   Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now!    But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an intere...

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys.    Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before??    Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her th...

Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink  We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!   In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for...

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.   Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman!    Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of g...

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.   But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus T...

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids!    Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were t...

In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK   This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship.    We then bring back *th...

We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks. We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.   We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who...

Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.   But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!   And that's not all - we're thrilled to wel...

This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?! We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths.  Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door.  It's Not About The Nail Plus, cream pies, do t...

What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing.    Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue.   We hear from new mate Liv, who ended up having a one-night stand with a 6'9" baby. But she got some nice poached...

Welcome to Episode 60!!!!  Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply? Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!? Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do i...

Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!) In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules. Then we get Rachel’s major love life update with her Perth DJ summer f...

Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride!    Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife! Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We’d love to hear your thoughts! And if that's not enough excitement for you, we have a special guest joining...

We are back! 2023 Let’ goooo!    We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick!  (Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!)   Carl has been busy so being a great father that he’s lost his piss fitness!     Has Rachel has changed with a summer romance? - Is this the moment she settles down?! ...

We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one!  Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends!    Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, whil...