Johnny’s Got Snacks

Send us Fan Mail The guys catch up after their break, with stories of the open road. They then sample one of Johnny's Mother-In-Law's specialties, the Mexican Hot Chocolate Cookie.  Other topics include: Johnny has a secret, specific pies, belts, the "Drumpkin", Pete's new catch phrase, and the late great Hannibal Lector.  Support the show As always you can email us at Joh...

Send us Fan Mail Non-episode this week, see you next week! Other topics include: cold teeth, salted almonds, vomit popcorn.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthe...

Send us Fan Mail The guys bring Aaron Scott back into the studio to answer some hard questions. Aaron brings "Red Hot Blues" and "Laura Lynn Cottage Cheese", a beautiful pairing. He then introduces "Jaunita's: Chilipeño Corn Chips", a Portland delicacy. Finally he unveils the Road Trip Special: Dr. Pepper and Pretzel Cheddar Combos.  Other topics include: Pete de...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete invite their pal Aaron on to talk snacks and film. In this episodes the guys explore some of their favorite snacking scenes.  Other topics include: allergic to mammals.  Special thanks for Aaron Scott for joining us! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnac...

Send us Fan Mail Chef Peter whips up something special for his family, Blooburry Muffins! The breakfast choice! (Fooled ya!) Can Pete convince Johnny that a muffin is a snack? Find out! Other topics include: the side lot, mouth sounds, crumb/crumble tops, and "The Jacket". Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.co...

Send us Fan Mail We put out the Snack Signal and you guys came through! During our Pizzelle episode, we asked for a proper Pizzelle recipe from our listeners. Now here we are, anised, powdered and happy. Johnny and Pete chat with Gigi aka Denise Grazziano. What a treat.  Other topics include: embarrassing high school situations, cheese balls, when to have the glass of wine.  Special thanks to Deni...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete tries to make Johnny REALLY upset by introducing a trio of Louisville Vegan Jerky Co. Soy Jerky: "Smoked Black Pepper", "Smoky Carolina BBQ", and "Maple Bacon". Wow.  Other topics include: jam bands, vegan cheese, sponsors.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon...

Send us Fan Mail Pete goes all the way back with maybe the most traditional snack, cheese and crackers. Kerrygold "Reserve Cheddar" and La Bonne Vie "Blueberry Vanilla Goat Cheese" paired with the delightful Schär "Table Crackers". Will Johnny be upset?? Find out.  Other topics include: lab grown milk, The Bear, wall serpents, and 100lbs of cheese on a sled up a mount...

Send us Fan Mail This week Johnny misses his pal Pete, so he brought 3 fine fellas in to talk about the "4505 Chicharones Chili and Salt" pork rinds. Can the guys convince Johnny he's not just eating skin? Will there be a wet one? Find out.  Other topics include: George H. W. Bush, the SSM, and Johnny goes medieval.  Special thanks to Drew Muow, Eric Robbins, and Aiden Todd for join...

Send us Fan Mail Chip and Chap the Snackett Brothers talk cars, car crashes, car driving, and gators.  Other topics include: Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon Chips Happy Pride Month! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Niel...

Send us Fan Mail Pete serves Johnny an unavoidable curveball with Dad’s Rootbeer Barrels. Certainly not a snack and yes, Johnny is upset. Special thanks to Charles Elmer Hires, potentially the inventor of the common root beer flavor. Other topics include: dead mice, car talk, soup containers and candy pillows. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joini...

Send us Fan Mail Hey everybody! This week Johnny has a tech-fail and has no snacks to snack! Instead of our usually scheduled programming, we pulled a sample from our newest podcast that as of yet has no name! If you want to suggest a name, send us an email! Apologies to anyone having a snack-attack; the guys will be back next week to munch with you. Snack on Snackies! Support the show As always y...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete subjects Johnny to the 40% less fat Cape Cod Salt & Vinegar chips. Will Johnny like them? Will they taste like saw dust?! How do they get them 40% less?! Other topics include: snacking injuries, free lunch strategies, orange tic tacs, causal north eastern meanness, spoilers to the sopranos, and Johnny opens old wounds.  Support the show As always you can email u...

Send us Fan Mail The guys take a recommendation from Johnny’s 3 year old son Otis. They review delicious TREATS from Beeswax & Butter, including their mini macarons, crack buns, and cream puffs. Otis stops by to tell Johnny why he loves these TREATS. Other topics include: Johnny and Pete’s Hollywood history, BOC, Johnny's snack dilemma, and Pete’s dad. Follow Beeswax & Butter on insta...

Send us Fan Mail With the encouragement of listener Mark G., the fellas taste the scorching goodness of the number one chip out of St. Louis- the “Red Hot Riplet”. It’s hot, it’s sweet, it’s St. Louis. Other topics include: banana nuts, Wyatt Earp, The City Museum of St. Louis, and mechanically-separated chicken.   Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete, with the help of the Snackies, reach an accord with Trader Joe’s. The guys snack on peanut butter pretzels, cheese crunchers, dark chocolate almond butter cups, blue corn chips with cowboy caviar.  Other topics include: Johnny applies for a job, where to get the best hoagie roll/milkshake in Asheville (REDACTED), and Pete’s kryptonite.  Support the show As always...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete discuss an old world snack- the 365 Brand Pizzelle. Sweet, delicate, respectable; can the store brand pizzelle compare to the hand made version from scratch that Pete grew to love? Can Johnny separate the wonderful cookie from his grandmother’s infamous laugh? Find out.  Other topics include: where to buy an anvil, hints into the rise and fall of the Robbins empire...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny makes it weird…..it’s Patreon time. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Cr...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete are back! In the season 2 opener they invite their new music composer Matt Nielson onto the pod to talk about the snack everyone knows but maybe doesn’t know the name of: The Ritz Handi-Snack! Other topics include: accordions, how to make a song, snack pacing, troubadours. Check out Matt’s music at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ Support the show As always you can...

Send us Fan Mail In the season 1 finale, Pete and Johnny invite some extra help as they discuss the “King of Cheese Snacks”, Goldfish. What is a goldfish? What is original? The ongoing debate “is original the best?” finally comes to a head. Other topics include: updates from the Blink 182 tour, the new mega, the holy cow count, and “Pop Qwiz” (Johnny's upset). Thanks to special guests Bird ki...

Send us Fan Mail The second in our CHEESE series. The week Pete introduces his Holy Trinity of cheese snacks. “Planters Cheez Balls”, “Pirates Booty: Aged White Cheddar”, and “Cheetos Crunchy”. Surely Johnny will like one of these, right? Other topics include- another Amish shoutout, snack mascots, and “Spit Spatt The Water Bat”. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmai...

Send us Fan Mail This episode begins our three week journey through the world of cheese flavored snacks, starting with one of the most recognized flavors ever, Nacho Cheese. The guys review “Doritos: Nacho Cheese” and “Late July: Nacho Cheese” chips on their quest to find the ultimate cheesy snack. Other topics include: crushing Johnny’s confidence, the flavor “Cool American”, and a sincere apolog...

Send us Fan Mail Introducing the first JGS sleep cast! The boys take the energy waaay down, now with 2x longer pauses! Let your mind drift away as the guys review “PopCorners: Cinnamon Crunch”. Other topics include: Pete finally lays out his ‘original’ take (it quickly falls apart), M. Night Shyamalan, the origins of the potato chip, and what actually is a chip in the first place. Support the show...

Send us Fan Mail Introducing The Snack Pack! On these episodes, the guys invite young people on the pod to discuss their favorite snacks, while feeling incredibly old and out of touch. In this episode, Harper Reed comes on to talk about his best frenemy,  Takis “Fuego” chips. Other topics include: The Great Lays Potato Chip Tournament, what happens when someone eats a cucumber chip, Pete’s budding...

Send us Fan Mail Breaking news: Trader Joe’s has released a customer choice award naming their “Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips: Chili and Lime” number 1 best FOOD. The guys are scrambling to keep up with this evolving situation and steps are being taken to ensure the safety of themselves and their families. https://www.traderjoes.com/home/discover/stories/15th-annual-customer-choice-winners Support th...