Johnny’s Got Snacks

Send us Fan Mail It's bananas. B A N A N A S. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys muse on the idea of becoming robots, but then are reminded the joy of being human, with Life Cereal. The sleeper pick of best cereals. Im serious. Try it. That's all they feed me in here. Other topics include: nude Pete, bathroom talk, the great ear migration, snack pod competition. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com C...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys become elite athletes, trying out sports nutrition. Johnny runs a lot and eats this kind of thing. Pete raises his eyebrows. Seriously though have you guessed who I am yet?? They won't let me leave the podcast studio. Other topics include: running with a BM, stink bug vomit, adderall, more found bug parts. Support the show As always you can email us at John...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys try ALL the fruit snacks they can find. Results: mixed. Johnny thinks maybe fruit leather is mushed up rotten fruit. There's a lot of Target talk. Do you like Target? I do.  Other topics include: the delayed gratification fallacy, what is a Spindrift, the pleasure (and lack thereof), of eating food. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgots...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys try the newest Asheville bagel joint- Jersey South Bagels! Does this everything bagel top the leaderboards? The answer might surprise you. I know it surprised me. Do you even know who I am? DOES ANYONE READ THESE?! Other topics include: spit, turtles vs. squirrels, Johnny's corpse display, Pete gets one through. Support the show As always you can email us a...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys explore a southern classic sent in by listener Kylie from Georgia (maybe?): Pepper Jelly and Cream Cheese on a Ritz. Is this crazy? Are they crazy? They say "jelly" a lot. Also Pete shares with Johnny childhood Pete's after school smorgasbord. Other topics include: Daddy's got a brand new snack, famous(ish) people, tastebuds, shorts. Support...

Send us Fan Mail Season 3 premier!  Pete recaps the Great Vanilla Challenge, and his newfound respect for the Tillamook brand. The boys go head to head with a cream cheese blind taste test between Tillamook cream cheese, and the reigning champ Philadelphia cream cheese. You know who wins. Other topics include: Kolaches, Pete losing his New Jerseyness, Johnny's abs, a pretty good joke. Support...

Send us Fan Mail We be snackin Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/...

Send us Fan Mail The guys have been busy since last season. Here is an episode of Mountain Holler, the newest podcast from the wild mind of Drew Muow. The pod features Drew Muow, Eric Robbins, Aiden Todd and yours truly as anthropomorphic animal podcasters. It’s an improvisational comedy podcast! Get it!   https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mountain-holler/id1799354103 Support the show As alway...

Send us Fan Mail Hurricane Helene update!! The guys leave their bunkers and dust off the recording equipment for a special bonus episode. MREs, or Meals Ready to Eat are on the snacking menu- will they taste like food? Will they scald the guys into urgent care? WILL THEY HAVE JELLY?! Find out now! Other topics include- storm chat, patriotism, an episode-long love affair for Pete, ending in rejecti...

Send us Fan Mail We will be back in a few weeks with all new goodies to share! Stay snackin! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate”...

Send us Fan Mail Week 2 of quarantine has the boys going a little Bobo. They review “Bobo’s Apple Pie” and “Bobo’s Strawberry” Stuff’d Oat Bites. Will Bobo’s be bobo? Time will bobo. Other topics include: beepers, bobo, bobos, Bobo’s. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram...

Send us Fan Mail This week the boys get cozy with some fall flavored snacks. “Lesser Evil: Pumpkin Spice Popcorn”, “Terra Chips: Herbed Stuffing”, and ol “Spudsy Sweet Potato Fries: Zesty Ranch” all play a role in keeping Johnny and Pete warm and burpy. Other topics include: putting kids to bed, fighting fires, other stuff. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com...

Send us Fan Mail The guys gear up for another school year, and sample a snack that will very likely be packed for lunch. It’s the “Trader Joe’s Organic Roasted Teriyaki Seaweed Snacks”. But mostly they talk about their kids. Other topics include: the inception of Pete’s catchphrase, pillow talk, potty talk.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining...

Send us Fan Mail The guys catch up after their break, with stories of the open road. They then sample one of Johnny's Mother-In-Law's specialties, the Mexican Hot Chocolate Cookie.  Other topics include: Johnny has a secret, specific pies, belts, the "Drumpkin", Pete's new catch phrase, and the late great Hannibal Lector.  Support the show As always you can email us at Joh...

Send us Fan Mail Non-episode this week, see you next week! Other topics include: cold teeth, salted almonds, vomit popcorn.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthe...

Send us Fan Mail The guys bring Aaron Scott back into the studio to answer some hard questions. Aaron brings "Red Hot Blues" and "Laura Lynn Cottage Cheese", a beautiful pairing. He then introduces "Jaunita's: Chilipeño Corn Chips", a Portland delicacy. Finally he unveils the Road Trip Special: Dr. Pepper and Pretzel Cheddar Combos.  Other topics include: Pete de...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete invite their pal Aaron on to talk snacks and film. In this episodes the guys explore some of their favorite snacking scenes.  Other topics include: allergic to mammals.  Special thanks for Aaron Scott for joining us! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnac...

Send us Fan Mail Chef Peter whips up something special for his family, Blooburry Muffins! The breakfast choice! (Fooled ya!) Can Pete convince Johnny that a muffin is a snack? Find out! Other topics include: the side lot, mouth sounds, crumb/crumble tops, and "The Jacket". Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.co...

Send us Fan Mail We put out the Snack Signal and you guys came through! During our Pizzelle episode, we asked for a proper Pizzelle recipe from our listeners. Now here we are, anised, powdered and happy. Johnny and Pete chat with Gigi aka Denise Grazziano. What a treat.  Other topics include: embarrassing high school situations, cheese balls, when to have the glass of wine.  Special thanks to Deni...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete tries to make Johnny REALLY upset by introducing a trio of Louisville Vegan Jerky Co. Soy Jerky: "Smoked Black Pepper", "Smoky Carolina BBQ", and "Maple Bacon". Wow.  Other topics include: jam bands, vegan cheese, sponsors.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon...

Send us Fan Mail Pete goes all the way back with maybe the most traditional snack, cheese and crackers. Kerrygold "Reserve Cheddar" and La Bonne Vie "Blueberry Vanilla Goat Cheese" paired with the delightful Schär "Table Crackers". Will Johnny be upset?? Find out.  Other topics include: lab grown milk, The Bear, wall serpents, and 100lbs of cheese on a sled up a mount...

Send us Fan Mail This week Johnny misses his pal Pete, so he brought 3 fine fellas in to talk about the "4505 Chicharones Chili and Salt" pork rinds. Can the guys convince Johnny he's not just eating skin? Will there be a wet one? Find out.  Other topics include: George H. W. Bush, the SSM, and Johnny goes medieval.  Special thanks to Drew Muow, Eric Robbins, and Aiden Todd for join...

Send us Fan Mail Chip and Chap the Snackett Brothers talk cars, car crashes, car driving, and gators.  Other topics include: Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon Chips Happy Pride Month! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Niel...

Send us Fan Mail Pete serves Johnny an unavoidable curveball with Dad’s Rootbeer Barrels. Certainly not a snack and yes, Johnny is upset. Special thanks to Charles Elmer Hires, potentially the inventor of the common root beer flavor. Other topics include: dead mice, car talk, soup containers and candy pillows. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joini...