Johnny’s Got Snacks

Send us Fan Mail "My favorite ice cream is right here." The boys max out the bleep budget while  Pete shares with Johnny his #1 ice cream, Trader Joe's Pumpkin Ice Cream. Will Johnny love it? (Yes.) Other topics include: doctor visit embarrassment, the Mt. Rushmore of Ice Cream. This is our season 3 finale! We will be back in a few months, keep on snacking in the free world! Support...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys enjoy some Poppy Caramel Corn, and Poppycock (it has nuts). They hit the minimum amount of poppycocks, but are still reaching for the maximum. Other topics include: Johnny's Gas Station Showdown, Nudist Pete, and food hiding in food. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "Mo...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys go all the way back- Applesauce. It has 1 ingredient. Is Field Day Organic Original Applesauce the Bomb-Diggity? It might surprise you. The guys walk the fine line of apple (food) and applesauce (snack). Other topics include: Snack anthropology, Florida lobsters at the Dog Fart Cafe, tubs, bugs in the fruit.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnny...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys sample one of Pete's childhood favorites, Puppy Chow. Also called Monkey Munch. Really? Monkey Munch? Other Topics include: Party Snacks- A New Snack Category, butt stuff, spicy neighborhood takes, Ashley Furniture. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please&q...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete continues to press Johnny on mixed snacks, and Johnny is upset. Target's Dark Chocolate Himalayan Salt Almonds, Trader Joe's Trek Mix, and Trader Joe's Honey Roasted Macadamias and Salted Cashews. Johnny has yet to find something that's made better by mixing it all up and contaminating flavors. Other topics include: elephant teeth, shady TJ'...

Send us Fan Mail This week Johnny shares one of his favorite snacks from the Snack Line, THE STAR CRUNCH, with mixed results. Then in an effort to save the episode, E.L. Fudge cookies make an appearance. They are bad too. Bad bad bad. Other topics include: breast implants, the dot com bubble, pretzels, Johnny's southern accent. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@g...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys trot out an oldie-but-a-goodie, to celebrate the great run of Beeswax & Butter. You will be missed! The guys take a recommendation from Johnny’s 3 year old son Otis. They review delicious TREATS from Beeswax & Butter, including their mini macarons, crack buns, and cream puffs. Otis stops by to tell Johnny why he loves these TREATS. Other topics include:...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete brings in a homemade treat/snack/pastry, Banana Bread. Pete talks baking with booze, and baking for kids. Johnny likes it. Other topics include: hoagies, the burden of choice (or lack thereof), Pete's Butt Tingle. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" b...

Send us Fan Mail The guys consider the Mt. Rushmore of Snacks with this one: Cheese & Crackers. Fancy crackers and some delicious cheese from TJ's, this could be in the running. I have a lot of ideas about cheese and crackers but the guys say I'm not ready for the big show.  Other topics include: a local shout-out, the critically acclaimed HBO series "The Leftovers", and is...

Send us Fan Mail This week Johnny tricks Pete into eating something he doesn't want: S'Mores Pop-Tarts. One of the original candies disguised as foods. Will Pete see the error in his ways and embrace the Pop-Tart lifestyle? Or will Johnny lose all conviction and admit these are absolutely foul and insidious? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! Other topics include: Birds, balloons, the "Butt Tingle...

Send us Fan Mail This week the snack bros. sample what might be Peter's top ice cream brand, Graeter's. While the cherry chocolate chip flavor might not be his jam, Johnny digs deep to appreciate the quality of the product. In act 2 Johnny has a surprise treat. Other topics include: Pete says the word "dank", Johnny's raisin baggage, cantaloupe vs. honeydew, and a somber e...

Send us Fan Mail It's bananas. B A N A N A S. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys muse on the idea of becoming robots, but then are reminded the joy of being human, with Life Cereal. The sleeper pick of best cereals. Im serious. Try it. That's all they feed me in here. Other topics include: nude Pete, bathroom talk, the great ear migration, snack pod competition. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com C...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys become elite athletes, trying out sports nutrition. Johnny runs a lot and eats this kind of thing. Pete raises his eyebrows. Seriously though have you guessed who I am yet?? They won't let me leave the podcast studio. Other topics include: running with a BM, stink bug vomit, adderall, more found bug parts. Support the show As always you can email us at John...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys try ALL the fruit snacks they can find. Results: mixed. Johnny thinks maybe fruit leather is mushed up rotten fruit. There's a lot of Target talk. Do you like Target? I do.  Other topics include: the delayed gratification fallacy, what is a Spindrift, the pleasure (and lack thereof), of eating food. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgots...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys try the newest Asheville bagel joint- Jersey South Bagels! Does this everything bagel top the leaderboards? The answer might surprise you. I know it surprised me. Do you even know who I am? DOES ANYONE READ THESE?! Other topics include: spit, turtles vs. squirrels, Johnny's corpse display, Pete gets one through. Support the show As always you can email us a...

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys explore a southern classic sent in by listener Kylie from Georgia (maybe?): Pepper Jelly and Cream Cheese on a Ritz. Is this crazy? Are they crazy? They say "jelly" a lot. Also Pete shares with Johnny childhood Pete's after school smorgasbord. Other topics include: Daddy's got a brand new snack, famous(ish) people, tastebuds, shorts. Support...

Send us Fan Mail Season 3 premier!  Pete recaps the Great Vanilla Challenge, and his newfound respect for the Tillamook brand. The boys go head to head with a cream cheese blind taste test between Tillamook cream cheese, and the reigning champ Philadelphia cream cheese. You know who wins. Other topics include: Kolaches, Pete losing his New Jerseyness, Johnny's abs, a pretty good joke. Support...

Send us Fan Mail We be snackin Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/...

Send us Fan Mail The guys have been busy since last season. Here is an episode of Mountain Holler, the newest podcast from the wild mind of Drew Muow. The pod features Drew Muow, Eric Robbins, Aiden Todd and yours truly as anthropomorphic animal podcasters. It’s an improvisational comedy podcast! Get it!   https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mountain-holler/id1799354103 Support the show As alway...

Send us Fan Mail Hurricane Helene update!! The guys leave their bunkers and dust off the recording equipment for a special bonus episode. MREs, or Meals Ready to Eat are on the snacking menu- will they taste like food? Will they scald the guys into urgent care? WILL THEY HAVE JELLY?! Find out now! Other topics include- storm chat, patriotism, an episode-long love affair for Pete, ending in rejecti...

Send us Fan Mail We will be back in a few weeks with all new goodies to share! Stay snackin! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate”...

Send us Fan Mail Week 2 of quarantine has the boys going a little Bobo. They review “Bobo’s Apple Pie” and “Bobo’s Strawberry” Stuff’d Oat Bites. Will Bobo’s be bobo? Time will bobo. Other topics include: beepers, bobo, bobos, Bobo’s. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram...

Send us Fan Mail This week the boys get cozy with some fall flavored snacks. “Lesser Evil: Pumpkin Spice Popcorn”, “Terra Chips: Herbed Stuffing”, and ol “Spudsy Sweet Potato Fries: Zesty Ranch” all play a role in keeping Johnny and Pete warm and burpy. Other topics include: putting kids to bed, fighting fires, other stuff. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com...

Send us Fan Mail The guys gear up for another school year, and sample a snack that will very likely be packed for lunch. It’s the “Trader Joe’s Organic Roasted Teriyaki Seaweed Snacks”. But mostly they talk about their kids. Other topics include: the inception of Pete’s catchphrase, pillow talk, potty talk.  Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining...