Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

This one starts slow, gets slower, picks up speed, gets listenable, goes off the rails, speeds right along into a brick wall and explodes. Lot's of talk about weather, diarhea, tattoos, fishing and other random junk. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about Hank's new chair, the things we'll never do again, buying a boat, where to get a great breakfast sandwich in Boise, Idaho and so much more. It's a mess. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about being the best you, you ever dreamt of being! A hot mess of an episode about vision boards, dreaming of being in the NFL, aspiring to be an astronaut, carp fishing, hacky sack, dancing and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's a conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin all about buying a boat, ruggedizing outdoor gear and when is good enough plenty. Enjoy

Here's a little conversation about beaver attacks and buying trucks. It's sure to make your day. Enjoy! 

Here's a meandering mess of a conversation all about nothing, AI, Baristas, Kindness, Free Burritos, Viagra, Chocolate Supplements and so much more. Please blame AI for how far off the rails this goes. Enjoy! 

Here's another should be award winner from Hank & Kevin all about pick ups, sourdough, tying flies and much much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about tents, campers, rooftops, Hanks cat, carp and so much more nonsense.  Enjoy! 

This week Hank and Kevin are going on and on about April Fools jokes, social media junk, missing brains in Malta and so much more. It's a mess! Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about attack turkeys, a former cornhole champion, setting the bar low and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty allllll about the memories we make and forget and want to forget and forget to remember in the great outdoors. Enjoy! 

Buckle up! Hold on! Tie your shoes! Settle in! Here's a little ditty from your BFF Hank all about food hacks, the olympics, apple sauce and what it means to be average. Enjoy! 

Somewhere along the way, these episodes went off the rails. We're still not on 'em. On this episode Hank and Kevin chat about survival strategies and travel constipation. Enjoy! 

Here's a whole hour and eight minutes of absolute nonsense where Hank and Kevin regail you with stories about getting an edge at the Olympics, a weird place to find a bomb and Kevin's family cruise. Enjoy! 

Hop in the tub or whatever and enjoy this lively discussion with Hank as he meaners through random topics such as snow days, remote work, walrus wieners, coffee shop banter, the Free Solo guy climbing a sky scraper and much much more. Enjoy! 

Season 7 starts with a bang and a conversation about poop, setting low bars for 2026, collectable cereal boxes and affirmations that make no sense and too many swear words. Sorry Mom. Enjoy! 

A quick Christmas, Happy Holidays episode to say thanks to alllllll our listeners.  Enjoy! 

Well, we've reached episode 666 ... That seems weird. This one's all about sucking at fantasy football, domesticated grizzlies, poop stuff, using a bidet and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's an extra special episode all about Hank's trip home from Lisbon and much much more. -Enjoy! 

 Here's another episode deserving of many awards! Hank's talking house training a dog, cucumber world records, big foot, Portugal planning and so much more! Enjoy!

Here's a little ditty about a whole new way to breathe, Hank's book "My Dad Can't Catch A Fish" and Jake's Elk hunt success. It's a whole lotta nonsense, we promise. Snap It! Enjoy! 

In this episode Hank swears too much as he and Kevin discus survival, panic, indy book stores, outrage, Barnes and Noble, bad decisions and so much more! Enjoy!

Hank goes on and on an on about his trip to Edinburgh and Newcastle as though he's the only one who's ever been there. It's quite annoying. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty 'bout Wheaties, saying "my bad", companion dolls, Chunk and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!  If you have issues with audio dropping out at 31 minutes, please download again. It's been fixed! Hambone! 

Here's a little ditty about a legal battle over the game of Pickleball, Hank complaining about his work and a whole lot of other nonsense.  Enjoy!