Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Here's another episode for your listening displeasure. Enjoy! 

Here's a solo show where Hank waxes poetic about prioritizing fishing, wearing 1/2 shirts while wet wading and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

This week Hank & Kevin are rambling on about the launch of The Skeeter Bass Boat and the story of a boy and his pet deer which may or may not be true.  It's as good as you expect BUT you might win a prize! Give it a listen. Enjoy! 

Look, if you're gonna skip an episode, here's the one to skip. It's a lot of talk about driving, football, telling lies and not much else. You've been warned! Enjoy! 

Hank and Kevin are back with another award worthy episode on absolute nonsense. Topics include - muzak in public bathrooms, bad labor day drivers and fishing with Harrison Ford.  Enjoy! 

Here's the one where Hank and Kevin talk about a bunch of stuff like Henry Winkler, baseball, fly fishing, Hank's football career, setting the idle on a Skeeter 2 stroke and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's another in a long line of meandering episodes that bounce from topic to topic like a ball falling down forty flights of stairs. Topics include, the weather, the smoke, water temperatures, a Skeeter boat, Hank's Dad and Jury Duty. Enjoy!

Zero planning went into the making of this episode that covers random topics such as smoke, smoking, six packs of natty light, jeep flame throwers, loud boat music and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about pancakes, customer service, breakfast eateries, great ice cream shops and jury duty. What an amazing way to kill an hour. Enjoy! 

This one starts slow, gets slower, picks up speed, gets listenable, goes off the rails, speeds right along into a brick wall and explodes. Lot's of talk about weather, diarhea, tattoos, fishing and other random junk. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about Hank's new chair, the things we'll never do again, buying a boat, where to get a great breakfast sandwich in Boise, Idaho and so much more. It's a mess. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about being the best you, you ever dreamt of being! A hot mess of an episode about vision boards, dreaming of being in the NFL, aspiring to be an astronaut, carp fishing, hacky sack, dancing and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's a conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin all about buying a boat, ruggedizing outdoor gear and when is good enough plenty. Enjoy

Here's a little conversation about beaver attacks and buying trucks. It's sure to make your day. Enjoy! 

Here's a meandering mess of a conversation all about nothing, AI, Baristas, Kindness, Free Burritos, Viagra, Chocolate Supplements and so much more. Please blame AI for how far off the rails this goes. Enjoy! 

Here's another should be award winner from Hank & Kevin all about pick ups, sourdough, tying flies and much much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about tents, campers, rooftops, Hanks cat, carp and so much more nonsense.  Enjoy! 

This week Hank and Kevin are going on and on about April Fools jokes, social media junk, missing brains in Malta and so much more. It's a mess! Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about attack turkeys, a former cornhole champion, setting the bar low and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty allllll about the memories we make and forget and want to forget and forget to remember in the great outdoors. Enjoy! 

Buckle up! Hold on! Tie your shoes! Settle in! Here's a little ditty from your BFF Hank all about food hacks, the olympics, apple sauce and what it means to be average. Enjoy! 

Somewhere along the way, these episodes went off the rails. We're still not on 'em. On this episode Hank and Kevin chat about survival strategies and travel constipation. Enjoy! 

Here's a whole hour and eight minutes of absolute nonsense where Hank and Kevin regail you with stories about getting an edge at the Olympics, a weird place to find a bomb and Kevin's family cruise. Enjoy! 

Hop in the tub or whatever and enjoy this lively discussion with Hank as he meaners through random topics such as snow days, remote work, walrus wieners, coffee shop banter, the Free Solo guy climbing a sky scraper and much much more. Enjoy! 

Season 7 starts with a bang and a conversation about poop, setting low bars for 2026, collectable cereal boxes and affirmations that make no sense and too many swear words. Sorry Mom. Enjoy!