Hamish & Andy

Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a cafe. Andy has an updates on acai bowl investment, which leaves the gang lamenting about their lost BitCoin again. Hamish has a question on an Uno ruling that caused a stir in his household, and some more of the most powerful power moves! 1. The hat pra...

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats!  1. Please Andy  2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations  3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal  4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish 

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclis...

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise.  1. Fastest corners in your house / another...

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep.  1. Huge Andy news!  2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’  3. School song bangers  4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint 

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank.  1. Power Moves  2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection  3. Hat prank update...

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners retur...

Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an incident at the F1. Bernard jumps on the show to demonstrate his Bluey expertise against Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and The Royal Perth Mint delivers some tough blows.  1. Royal Perth Mint  2. Bec has too much empathy  3. Kids magazine hat prank  4. Ber...

Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns for 2024 and Andy's got a Keep It or Delete It that might be the worst thing ever brought to the show, plus some very powerful power moves!  1. Jokes your partner doesn’t respect  2. Power moves  3. Choccy news  4. Tell us someone we haven't thought of...

The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralph. The boys learn of a listener who shares Jim Chalmers' parkrun, and plan to catch him out with a parkrun sting. Hamish's favourite movie had a sequel in book form and there's a big, big sound that the Song Sleuth is investigating. 1. Mr. Ralph pled...

The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're getting more intelligent and Andy's back with a new round of "Who Did I See?" Plus, the guys listen to YOUR submissions to find out who will be the lucky winner of Hamish's two white tiger heads. 1. I will not mention Mr. Ralph  2. Spiders are gettin...

Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money , who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a minted coin. The guys twist the stories in Salacious Headlines, and the chocolate scandals keep coming in, with a Toblerone injury and Ferrero Rocher debacle being shared. Plus, Hamish has a prize giveaway for a lucky listener... 1. Coinologist Joel  2...

Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to come to fruition. Gustomer service checks are officially back, with Brisbane's Gusto da Gianni delivering an overwhelming level of gusto after a shaky start. Hamish has two new furry friends in his life and a special skill that seems beyond impossible. ...

Hamish & Andy are back for 2024 and are wondering what the show stands for this year, and what might be better left in the past. Speaking of the past, Andy discovers Alicia Keys' SuperBowl blunder has been wiped from the internet, leaving the gang to discuss classic Hamish & Andy blunders they'd rather rewrite. Andy's fed up with taking on extra jobs around the house, and another batch of...

Season 5 of Hamish and Andy's Remembering Project is out now wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every Thursday across Summer... and you can hear them 1 week earlier on the Free LiSTNR App (or at LiSTNR.com for International listeners).

1. Extraordinary Discovery: Mr. Ralph meets Jack  2. Loose ends & fart emails  3. Kris Kringle - gifts we hate  4. Goodbye for 2023 & Remembering Project for summer 

1. Darcy under the microscope - robot vacuum  2. Upset Andy  3. Must be very nice merchandise infomercial  4. Best phone number  5. Sea-Monkeys dig in 

1. H&A bling fling - new Must Be Very Nice merch  2. Power Moves  3. Tales of Facebook Marketplace  4. Josh the nickname machine - Special skill  5. Henri as a housemate 

1. Croc wars - The journey so far  2. We finally get a hold of Tony  3. A Spectacular croc tour with Wes  4. Discussing the plaques  5. Peace talks with Tony and Wes  

1. Filling the gap candidates  2. Sea-Monkeys  3. Weatherman drops H&A references  4. Hamish’s supernatural quiz  5. Final croc wars business - gross allegations  

1. Andy’s flooded house  2. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While  3. Hamish’s board game idea  4. Croc war chaos - do we still go to Darwin? 

1. Mr. Ralph calls the show  2. Solid chocolate Kit-Kat mystery  3. Hamish’s ageing car beeps  4. The Croc Wars - a devastating update 

1. Fill a gap...with Andy's fake tooth  2. Hamish actually can't be a GP for a day  3. Note sniffer Josh - Special Skill  4. Chit Chat Campion: Father v daughter 

1. Hamish thinks he could be a doctor  2. Platform perfection - special skill  3. Power moves  4. Special Weasels Unit - Trestle tables 

1. Jack doesn’t want to talk about Mr Ralph  2. The deodorant sniffer - special skill  3. Croc wars - the secret tapes  4. Hamish's 'Do not review'