Hamish & Andy

A standout Jingle Joust makes a return, plus Hame introduces us to Luca, a listener of the show who very quickly becomes a crowd favourite with his exciting pizza challenge!! Song Sleuth is back and the accused doesn’t really stand a chance in this court room! Andy also brings a new game to the table, Rat or Frog, which slightly offends some of the team.  1. Jingle Joust  2. 100 Pi...

Jack makes another huge statement in relation to the Hamish & Andy board game, whilst Andy falls victim to a terribly unfortunate (but relatable) WhatsApp mishap. Hame is a man of his word and performs a Gusto Check on a cafe he visited recently, which scores a record high! Plus, favourite human actor from the movie War Horse , Jeremy Irvine, delivers another hectic voice-note from the London...

Buzz is brewing with another Hame's Hives update as Hamish negotiates for custody of the Hame's Hives Instagram handle. Hamish declares himself a blue-ribbon husband and explains why, leading the boys to brag about their own husband credentials. Plus, Extreme Empaths, and Darcy is under the microscope once again! 1. Hive-Off  2. Extreme Empaths  3. Blue Ribbon Husbands  4. Darcy Und...

Andy and Bec are still in the midst of wedding planning and need to decide which song Bec will walk down the aisle to. Hamish and Jack have come up with some questionable suggestions. Chit Chat Champion: FIFA World Cup Edition. Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation continues, and Andy has a musical mystery for the boys to solve. Plus, Hamish tests the boys with "The Checklist Game".  1. Potential...

An early morning incident involving Hamish leaves the entire household wide awake! Andy's brother Cam discovers that a catastrophe at his new house was also caused by Hamish! 'Salacious Headlines' makes a return after a comment Andy made to a passing journalist got him into trouble with Bec. Plus, some 'Power Moves' to elevate your status in the workplace, and Hamish sparks an investigation into t...

With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'. 1. The Price is Correct&n...

Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain! 1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction  2. Lady of Stain  3....

It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent...

In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Em...

The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awk...

The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an ico...

Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are. 1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back ...

Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call. 1. Jingle Joust  2. Most Expensive Fish  3. Power Moves  4. Poo Clock  5. Case of the Fake Spider 

The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz  2. Lady of Stain  3. D...

The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee...

Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Ups...

Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends! 1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A Whi...

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies. 1....

Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team. 1. The Pe...

Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is B...

Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come! 1. Plans from the Burg Bunker  2. Loose ends and...

Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time , coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivia Master. Hamish revisits peak free-to-air TV...

Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady...

After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits how Bec got on...

Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’...