Hamish & Andy

ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?!  Hamish Still Hasn't Finished his slides Networking Welcome Drinks Jack and the WhatsApp Nerves are Kicking In Session 1 Mid Session Break Session 2 Testimonials ConConConrad Sewell

The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's new robots. Listener Michael has a bird related dilemma, and we finalise Conrad Sewell's ConCon song!  1. Final ConCon preparations  2. Two poos and a wee  3. Digital bird hunting with Michael  4. Te...

Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at ConCon, and a brand new merch launch for the pod! 1. Jack’s weasel request  2. Furniture Okay  3. Conrad Sewell at ConCon  4. H&A golf balls 

There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to be investigated by Hamish. Andy attended another conference, and gives some advice to the guys about how they work, and Extreme Empaths is back!  1. ConCon - a few more logistical voice notes  2. Extre...

Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove that Hamish has been doubling up on ideas. Another batch of the most powerful power moves ever, and ConCon preparations continue to chug along!  1. Mike’s Malcom in the Middle opener  2. Jack’s tunnel...

Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful Extreme Empaths continue to delight the team, plus a behind the scenes peek at how the ConCon admin is going (spoiler: they get sidetracked!) 1. Upset Andy  2. Hamish lost his meat thermometer  3. Extreme empaths  4. ConCon voice notes  5. Empty suitc...

The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has a gripe about purchasing new pillows, and the boys use a classic radio style competition, 'the phrase that pays' to help allocate new tickets for ConCon. Hamish had a colonoscopy, and Bec got a speeding fine in Andy's car!  1. Three fact shootout  2...

Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon, and listener Luke may have lost touch with the common man...  1. The Aura Ring - Bec’s confession  2. Extreme Empaths  3. Blow something wide open - Tuna  4. ConCon - Musical guests  5. Luke's lost tou...

The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip that went wrong. The guys discuss more biscuit options for ConCon, and we put two listeners to the test for Chit Chat Champion! 1. Undressing Olympics  2. Darcy under the microscope - Ski trip  3. Chit...

We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a special skill involving flickin' the world's most finger lickin' chicken!  1. The ConCon mea culpa  2. Power Moves and book week musings  3. Chicken Flickin’ Good - Special skill  4. Hamish’s flatter...

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves.  1. ConCon biscuits call  2. Random Rob - 10 years on  3. Fact shootout  4. Speed undressing c...

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits. 1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars  2. Bec loses her Oura Ring  3. Extreme empaths  4. ConCon biscuit chat 

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed. 1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets  2. Upset Andy  3. Andy leaves an embarrassi...

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while.  1. Salacious headlines  2. ConCon bidding...

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed.  1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride  2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer  3. Extreme Empaths  4. Podcast speed listening ...

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upco...

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again.  1. Con Con expressions of interest  2. Extreme empaths  3. Paris 2024 observations  4. Your...

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared lis...

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test...

Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons.  1. Hamish's latest purchase 2. Soft truths  3. Pilot Josh...

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again!  1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt  2. Upset Andy...

A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he technically counts as a university alumni when he never graduated, and Andy had his first facial. Plus, Jordann says she can guess the croak of any frog... so how does her claim stack up when put to the test? ...

Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress as your partner' dinner party, which uncovered a lot of interesting details about how his partner perceives him. Meanwhile, Andy had an incident at a local French cafe, and needs Hamish to help him resolve it, and maybe get some free ham for Henri in...

The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition of everybody's favourite pizza based guessing game, Pizza Lotto, and still wonder if Pino actually understands the rule. Bec drops her engagement ring in the toilet, and Hamish brings back Movie in a Minute with Oscar nominated French film, 'Anatomy o...

Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill Special Skill - so how will she fare under the pressure of winning a coin? Andy thinks Bec is an Escape Room champion, and wants to see if she'd join a national team, and the guys go through the A-Z of special Aussie coins and wonder what took the sp...