Hail Chaos

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit B...

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here! Surely a good night's sleep will rest and refresh them. But whose room is this? And what will happen when they come back..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or f...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Blue...

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it through in time? One member of the team is lost... but who will it be..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbe...

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottomless (possibly magical) chasm, and a thick portcullis barring their flight. Careful steps and a table of mystery potions may see them through, but will those magical libations prove a boon... or a bane? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wrigh...

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a vicious massacre- and the perpetrator is still somewhere in the tunnels. To our heroes' ears, the fell breeze carries a fearsome cry..."KINGSLAYEEEEEEER..." Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details vi...

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford with all those prize tickets? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy wor...

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax and Beech storm the top of the tower and face the wizard head-on. With so much magic flying around, can they win the day unscathed? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repeete have bested the giant puppeteer and made their way into the Hall of Wax Heroes- where they are confronted by effigies of their own mentors! With the Illuminator at the top of the tower, can these waxworks give anything to help in the battle? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside....

Welcome, traveller. Having made their way across the Beach of Pleasure, Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repete find themselves taking a short break at a beachside puppet show. Little do they know that these puppets are not what they appear. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallh...

Welcome, traveller. Having fled the King's justice, and been saved from mushroom botherer Brane Pavely's treachery, Louise and Xanax find themself on the far shores of the Black Pool. The Tower of the Illuminator is in sight, but first they must cross the vast, sandy waste. Fortunately, they encounter a new friend to help them on their way... as well as a potential new enemy. Hosted by Alex Garric...

Welcome, traveller. It's only a matter of time before King Cosimo IV's guards catch our hapless heroes. But rescue comes from the unlikeliest ally. Can Louie, Xanax and Brane make it across the Black Pool to safety- or will their quest in a watery fate? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta L...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have escaped the King's men in the tavern, but have the leapt from the frying pan into the fire? Even Allard the Prohecysmith can't tell you that- although he might trade you an omen for some fresh fish. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta L...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have found their way to the NOOTRAL ZONE, a small town at the crossroads of the many tunnels. There is an inn, a shanty ton of mushroom houses, and an ominous tower. Will they find the information they seek? Or will their night on the town land them in deeper trouble? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit Bonn...

Welcome, traveller. As Xanax and Louie descend into the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the Black Fortress, they meet a new adventuring companion- Brane Pavely! But can Brane live up to his name and help them solve the fiendish skeleton's puzzle? Or will they spend most of the episode dithering about which door to open? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit Bonn...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax and Louie have passed beyond the magic mirror, and find themselves in the tunnel into the Black Fortress. But what lies beyond? And who keeps screaming? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitc...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax and Louie have found the secret sanctum beneath the Temple of Flexor- but how did all these Orcs get in? And how, exactly, is anyone meant to get out? Maybe the Riddle Crow knows... Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other...

Welcome, traveller. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse have found the village of Forge- in burnt ruin. Can they find the secret entrance to the Black Fortress? And is the Riddle Crow helping them...or hindering? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom M...

Welcome, traveller. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse have found the village of Forge- in burnt ruin. Can they find the secret entrance to the Black Fortress? And is the Riddle Crow helping them...or hindering? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom M...

Welcome, traveller, to a new adventure. Our brave 'heroes' Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse set off on their quest to enter the Black Fortress, escape their pasts, and find the elusive Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat. But even so small a quest is not so easy as it seems! Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme....

Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere, and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as they delve into the Black Fortress, fighting to survive and competing for points along the way. Who will survive - and who will win the game? Let us tell you a tale of high adventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...