Hail Chaos

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and a radicalised Gnome have found themselves at the bottom of a pit, floating in a caravan-hitched-to-a-boat, in the midst of a great cistern of slime. But they are not alone. And they're about to be even... less alone... Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on I...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in another arena, and are any of them good at archery? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his othe...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Felicity have blasted their way out of the Gladiators' Arena, and flee into the tunnels. Can they find salvation in another arena, and are any of them good at archery? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his othe...

Welcome, traveller. Having convinced the Gladiators to turn on their referee, John Son of Ander, Xanax, Louie and Felicity face a terrifying... cube. What do its coloured sides mean, and what will happen if it touches them? And why, exactly, is everyone so excited to see them fight it? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbea...

Welcome, traveller. A good rest cures all ills, and Xanax, Louie, and new 'friend' Felicity are healed up and ready to go. But the only way to go is straight into the arena to face the fearsome gladiators. Although, the most dangerous threat might not be their opponents- it might be one of the audience... Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAn...

Welcome, traveller. After escaping the pursuing Orcs, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse find themselves at the entrance to the Gladiatorial Arena. They befriend Felicity Fishwick-Jones, a haughty High Elf with something to prove. But will they prove as entertaining to the bloodthirsty crowd as they did to the jocular dragon? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details...

This week we have a special crossover treat with Life's A Pitch Podcast , with Jessie & Alex pitching movies that should never exist alongside Tom and Matt! We're very grateful to Tom and Matt for letting us cross our feeds over: Go follow Life's A Pitch on all their socials: YouTube , Spotify and Bluesky . Today we're pitching some Mascot movies, and find ourselves in a world...

Welcome, traveller. After many adventures, we are taking a moment to rest by the campfire, and tell tales. The adventure can begin next week. For now, join us, roast a marshmallow, and learn about Dutch ambulances, how to get cast reality TV shows, and the Sheffield lunch alarm. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jess...

Welcome, traveller. Having pleased Angharad and won the great treasure of friendship, Xanax, Louie and Carpy must part ways. But nothing is ever as hard as 'goodbye', especially not when there's a dragon with a really poor sense of humour involved. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will the meet the lofty standards of the Prank Gnomes? Or will they be broken against the most terrible obstacle of all- Angharad's sense of humour? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own desires and be pure of heart? And, more to the point, do they even want to? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom Mc...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in this mystical place, nothing is quite as it seems- or so easy as it should be. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse-...

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. But can this sunglasses-wearing Gnome be trusted? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Fo...

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But will his saucy concubines be a help, or a hindrance? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Sym...

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intriguing visions, all hell breaks loose and court is adjourned- fatally. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse-...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But now they have to fulfil their 'mission'; getting Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd to cast magic. And that's a lot harder than bamboozling an Orc sentry. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit Bonni...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be through the castle- getting in is easy. Getting out is a different story. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbe...

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit B...

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here! Surely a good night's sleep will rest and refresh them. But whose room is this? And what will happen when they come back..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or f...

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Blue...

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it through in time? One member of the team is lost... but who will it be..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbe...

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottomless (possibly magical) chasm, and a thick portcullis barring their flight. Careful steps and a table of mystery potions may see them through, but will those magical libations prove a boon... or a bane? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wrigh...

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a vicious massacre- and the perpetrator is still somewhere in the tunnels. To our heroes' ears, the fell breeze carries a fearsome cry..."KINGSLAYEEEEEEER..." Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details vi...

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford with all those prize tickets? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy wor...

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax and Beech storm the top of the tower and face the wizard head-on. With so much magic flying around, can they win the day unscathed? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com...