Goonie’s World

Having dealt with the imperial battle-blimps, Agony and Salami reach the Caribbean island of Montserrat and question the villagers while undercover as ordinary sexy travelers. After hearing tales of strange goings-on at an observatory, the SBWs ascend the slopes of a volcano and face-off with hundreds of rogue automatons, the mysterious Flavius Dio, and the mustachioed Septimus Foul himself.

Agony and Salami enter the Tower of the Imperial Sorceress with the intent of studying Septimus Foul’s captured automaton. After an epically sexy battle, the wizards steer their castle toward an island that may hold the clue to Foul’s whereabouts. Before they reach their destination, however, Lucretia Salacious enacts her revenge.

As members of the College Errant, Salami Razzmatazz and Agony Cataclysm roam the world in their flying castle performing heroic deeds. When Septimus Foul, the arch-villain and former member of the College Errant, escapes from a penitentiary, the sexy battle wizards are on the case.

With the Trickster’s tower looming before them, the wandering adventurers must find a way to deal with the giant eagle blocking their path. Afterwards, within the unexpected interior of the tower, the stage is set for their final challenge, and the Trickster lives up to his namesake.

Inside Mischief Mountain, Sir Han, Numinous, and Billy, make their way across deep chasms, while enduring swarms of bats. Once outside again, the adventurers encounter both friendly and unfriendly forest creatures, eventually finding their way forward thwarted by a massive, winged beast.

When Sir Han Duran, a righteous Invoker, and Numinous Glaux, a timid Magician, follow a mysterious treasure map, it leads them to Treasure Town, a small and seemingly idyllic village. The traveling companions soon meet a woman named Fiona Fairweather who invites them to take part in the Trickster’s Test, a game that, if successful, will reward each of them with an item from the town’s museum. Thei...

Exploring Dr. Say’s apartment, Harmony and Dex find someone hiding. After getting their biggest lead so far, the sleuths deliberate their next move: infiltrating an exclusive club called the Suicide A-Go-Go Bowl. They decide to pose as musicians, but getting in is just the beginning. If they want to save Trinity, the duo must perform in perfect...harmony.  

Leaving Triple G’s office, Dex and Harmony head back to Chinatown and speak with Johnny Tong. The Triad member refers them to a doctor who lives in the Gorky Heights neighborhood. Just as the two PIs are taking the elevator up to the midlevel, Harmony’s stalker, Jackson Mummy, finally makes a move.  

In the Underbelly of Upper Midwest Metroplex, a brooding PI named Dexter “Dex” Farley drinks alone at a back-alley Chinatown bar when a beautiful blonde walks in. Her name is Harmony Valentine, and she’s also a PI. They’ve never gotten along, but Harmony is desperate. A woman they both care about is missing, and partnering up presents the best chance of finding her. Together, they’ll have to navig...

A series of desperate actions leads to Bing and Bart stealing a Jupiter Springs Brewing Company 18-wheeler with a potential bigfoot in the back and finding themselves in the same dicey situation as their first scene. What happens next will go down as Jupiter Springs legend and forever be imprinted on the minds of all who witnessed it.  

Bing and Bart decide to scope out the Jupiter Springs Brewing Company brewery before eventually making their way inside. After luckily getting through a locked door in the interior, they search for any clues hinting at the presence of a bigfoot, living or dead. As the investigators near the loading dock, they almost run into someone coming up the stairs, and he has an eerily familiar face.

It’s the early 1970s. Cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley are pulled over by police while driving a brewing company truck, only to find themselves later confronted by a biker gang as well. Something roars from the back of the truck. To find out how they got there, a flashback begins the story at a bowling alley in Jupiter Springs, California.  

It’s Queen Farin Bachknife-Orijiabi’s birthday, and among the guests attending the celebration at the royal palace in Highseat are an adventurer-turned-courtier named Nicholas Corso and a tiny, talkative thief from the future named Marm Goodwill. When the good queen is informed of a coup in the kingdom of Blackpool by the newcomer Lord Bane, she decides to strap on her old adventuring armor and ha...

On an autumn evening in Arkham, Massachusetts, wealthy socialite Margo Macey and newspaper reporter Rachael Hemmingway meet with Private Investigator Saul Moran at a diner, where he shares a secret he’s kept for nearly a year. A terrible affliction has been causing him to crave human flesh, and it’s getting worse. The three decide to drive out to the country, seeking the advice of a strange doctor...

With the Princess of Dumnonia rescued, Sir Lancelot and Sir Mador begin the long ride back with her (along with her mother) and almost immediately regret their decision. Although slaying the Avanc is the knights’ sworn mission, their greatest challenge might be in enduring Her Highness’ company. During their route, they stop and make camp in the wilderness, encountering a ferocious monster and an...

After their bloody confrontation with the Avanc, Lance and Mador seek out the assistance of the famous magician Merlin who transports them to the kingdom of Dumnonia, where a virtuous princess is said to live. Once there, the knights now face a giant problem.

In Arthurian Briton, the legendary Sir Lancelot du Lac and minor knight of the round table Sir Mador de La Porte receive a quest by the king himself to slay a monster known as the Avanc that has been terrorizing the village of Uffington. Along the way, they meet a beautiful and naïve maiden who just might be their best chance of defeating the beast.  

A falling out between the Bugg brothers occurs over Merle’s Michael Jackson glove replica, and Ronny goes forward with his own plan. With the genuine sequin accessory in his possession, Ronny completes his long-sought magical MJ ensemble. Unfortunately, Roger has taken extra security measures unbeknownst to Ronny, and things quickly go from Bad to worse.

Roger Long, a lonely, disabled, celebrity memorabilia collector has his life turned upside down when he discovers an infestation of fruit flies in his suburban Dallas home. Enter Merle Bugg, Jr. II, a crooked cop who knows Roger from their local church. It turns out, Merle has a brother named Ronny Bugg who just so happens to be an exterminator and who just so happens to be particularly infatuated...

Truck and Dr. DD ascend to the upper level of Ana-Sin-Emid, only to witness further unsettling phantasmagoria. Luckily, the pair finally get some of the answers they came for in the engine and power core rooms. What will they find on the rest of the ship? Can they make it back to The Grahams with the data they’ve gathered, and what is the fate of Gunther, the third member of their team?

When the Cambridge-Wallace corporation is alerted to a drifting, unresponsive spaceship called Ana-Sin-Emid, they send Devereux Diggs, Ph. D. (Dr. DD) and Travis “Truck” Tucker to investigate. Once boarded, the science officer and the security officer check out the cryogenic storage rooms on the lower level, and what they discover has them questioning their sanity.

Disguised as hat-wearing Guinea Pigs, Foo Foo and Run E. Carlos are allowed entry into the cannibalistic community of Drainpipe where they are accepted by Bile, the nefarious stoat leader. After being required to partake in abominations, the undercover bunnies learn the dark details of the plan to attack Stonewall. Can they prevent the destruction of their burrow and save countless lives or will t...

After a harrowing encounter with the villainous cat Pyewacket, the bunnies hurry back to Stonewall with the map they found and warn Grandma Maizy of what appears to be an imminent invasion of their burrow, likely by the misfit residents of Drainpipe. Gifted powerful herbs and donning disguises, Foo Foo and Run E. make the perilous journey to the depraved settlement, prepared to do whatever it take...

In a settlement known as Stonewall, two bunnies are given a mission by Grandma Maizy, the matriarch. Jon Radisher, a radish trader, has disappeared along the route to another burrow known as Bywater. Foo Foo, a fighter, and Run E. Carlos, a runner, begin their search for the missing bunny immediately, soon coming upon their first clue as well as a mischievous gang of weasels.   

Bursting into Emilio’s private chambers, Sasha and Diego find the place ransacked with no sign of the Valantina boss. Breaking through yet another door, they make a gruesome discovery. After a bloody fight with Emilio’s right-hand man, the adventurers find a secret passageway, which takes them through twisted underground tunnels and into the domain of Chaos.