Goonie’s World

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Piet “Lady” Monsalve, Goedele “Lobster Legs” Fayrfax, and Hella “Tempo” Crydlyngton joust with animated suits of armor and then continue exploring the castle. Following a battle with birds, the pirates reach the galleon stuck on a spire, looting some of the cargo. Afterwards, a dangerous balancing act is attempted to reach the central tower, and not everyone succeeds. Inside, someone long sought-a...

Following an intense encounter with conquistadors, the pirates make their way to Skeleton Point. Getting in, though, proves to be more treacherous than they imagined, and for one character, the process is utterly transformative. Within the castle walls, they have a healthy meal, and after further exploration, clash with armored adversaries.  

Fighting and hacking their way through the jungle, the pirates arrive at the hidden temple entrance. After several hours of digging, they make their way inside -- only to face the hideous creature seen in their dreams. As a result, one of the pirates undergoes a disturbing transformation. Further exploration reveals some unexpected company.

Continuing to explore the swamp, the pirates stumble upon another resident, and after information is dispensed, so too is violence. Afterwards, the pirates finally find the rumored witch and discover that appearances can be deceiving.

After a bawdy evening at a brothel, the pirates find themselves in a brawl at The Green Kraken, and Weird Beard gives an ultimatum they can’t ignore. Trekking into Death’s Head Swamp the following day, they discover that it harbors far more dangers than just a witch.

The pirates search the old lighthouse for treasure and run into some unexpected guests. In the cellar, they find a hidden room and uncover evidence of dark practices having occurred recently. An evil presence makes itself known, and scavenging seagulls add to the chaos.    

Deep in the Dark Caribbean, three rookie pirates just barely manage to beach their sinking sloop on the shores of Black Coral Bay. At Coral Town, they learn of a curse afflicting the small island and experience firsthand how the dead refuse to stay dead. They learn of other things, too, trouble and treasure alike, but for the adventurous trio, the only concern is where to begin.

The heroes find a magic scroll, harvest a crystal, grab a big gun, dine in a cozy cavern, avoid the pull of magnetism, combat a skeleton, receive a scalping, locate a secret door, and at long last, battle the bug boss and her regenerating swarm. Will Patchwerk Patty, Nick Rattle, and Pepperoni Magnifico finally win Aldremach’s treasure or will they find themselves back at square one with nothing b...

The dungeons crawlers drink some stigmata, gain some shields, collect some coins, loot some sarcophagi, explore an arena, and traverse a pressure plate maze.

The party discovers a dagger that doesn’t exist, experiments with glowing water, runs into another swinging pendulum, helps themselves to some molten metal, and burns down a secret garden.

The adventurers examine a gallows, tangle with a lake monster, find a magical compass, explore a printing press room, deliberate over quicksand, clash with a clockwork sentinel, and gain a new scar.  

The party explores a torture room, steals a golden necklace, inhales some sawdust, investigates a furnace, receives an ominous message from Aldremach, encounters some gargoyles, and fights another dungeon boss.

As the adventurers continue to explore Aldremach’s dungeon, they experiment with honey, do business with a wandering merchant, trigger a pit trap, get scalded by steam, exterminate some rats, and battle an iron statue.

In the sprawling, electric city of Bastion, a Newspaper Intern, Travelling Show-Person, and Living Experiment are offered a job from Marlowe, an underworld figure to whom they’re heavily indebted. They’re told of a magically sealed treasure room hidden beneath a wizard’s tower and the dungeon with its own rules that must be conquered in order to access the treasure. Accepting the job, the party bo...

After accessing the data on a floppy disk, Max Caliber, Jax Rockhard, and Mercy Chance unleash terminal force at the Axiom Dynamics headquarters, over-penetrating, expunging, and redeeming in a whirlwind of vigilante violence.         

Following up on clues contained on a cassette tape, the vigilantes visit the Velvet Slug, an exclusive disco downtown. The result is drugs, dancing, and death – in that order.

Three 1970s vigilantes reluctantly join forces after each receives a tip about a warehouse connected to a black market gun found in the hands of a street thug. What they find in the warehouse reveals a much wider conspiracy and leads them to a bloody pursuit of the truth.

Kitchi Petrenko, Terry, and Professor Penelope Prism continue making their way through the Pure Transmission facility, fighting androids as well as hacking into the system. The team is presented with a grisly scene when they enter the DJ booth, but they manage to play Analog Survey’s tape, the content of which surprises them all. A final twist awaits them as they prepare to make their triumphant e...

A Marine, an Android, and a Scientist are hired by an anarchist group to infiltrate an orbital broadcasting facility and play a cassette tape. Even before their stolen shuttle docks, the team realizes something is amiss.

Northwest England, 1880s: the eminent Dr. Otto Von Hammer, his right-hand man, Captain Jem Lockwood, and his grandniece, Miss Lacey Devereaux, are recruited to track down a young woman who vanished after visiting the remote manor of a reclusive nobleman, Lord Alistair Netherwick. The mystery deepens when the team discovers she isn’t the only young woman to have disappeared from the estate, and uns...

Taking the shortcut from Kisvalu, the party finally reaches Zipser and quickly discovers something is indeed off about the unwholesome city. After dealing with a villainous man named Valek, they sneak into the castle, intent on rescuing Percival’s sweetheart. On the way out, they give the city something to remember them by. 

Fleeing from janissaries, the party leaves Menedék a final time and sets off in the general direction of Zipser. Along the way, they come across an old witch in a hut who offers them what they desire most in life. Afterwards, they find a ruined cottage and rest for a week. Eventually, the party arrives in a semi-abandoned village, where they’re given news of the Habsburg soldiers and learn of a sh...

After growing weary of Menedék, the party leaves the village, taking Péker with them, but they don’t get far. Before they return, they encounter a strange well and mysterious blind man. Back in the village, they discover the truth about the Bódogasszony statue in the chapel.

Travelling with the rescued widow, Ilona, the party heads to the village of Menedék. During the journey, they come across a wayside shrine and a delirious young boy. At Menedék, the travelers are given the choice of receiving hospitality, but an unsettling suspicion about the seemingly wholesome village nags at each of them, especially Dobrogost.