Gal Talk

happy easter folks, i really hope you celebrated by... by... whatever it is we do. we eat candy? what's the meal for easter? is it basically just thanksgiving food but maybe we eat ham instead of turkey? there are eggs.. i've heard that people do an activity with eggs... i have a feeling it is unrelated to the nasty sh*t i get up to with regards to eggs... how about instead of hiding eggs...

a lot of soiling ourselves on this episode, be forewarned. mostly pee-pee, but not an insignificant amount of ca-ca, as well. it's a well rounded show, we try to hit all angles of the political spectrum. as we're speaking now, i'm here sitting with a gatorade bottle strapped to my ding-dong, filling it to the brim with neon blue. some people - doctors - call it a "disease", t...

let's do a documentary about my balls, and we'll call it "tom hank's big movie", and if each of us pitches in, i'd say we could do it for an easy 4 or 6 million. we'll cast a litany of chinese actors, really go for that oscar trifecta. we'll get tom hanks, he'll do anything, and we'll doll him up, make him chinese-lookin, you know what i'm talking abou...

and i say unto you... my bum is leaking thy stinky liquid by virtue of illness... oh lord, dear god, how i pray to thee that my consequences strip not my interior lining, butthole delivered, but rather erupt from my throat as chunk... chunk unto you, chunk unto me, chunk unto everyone... for we are in the land of thick ladies and heavy-set boys, deficient of nutrition, unless thy be organic...

sharks, i have a proposition for you, it's a new invention called socialism, and it's where i get a sloppy kiss from a fat wet mouth. i've never... look i've never "technically" read marx, and i've never "had sex", but i feel like these are antiquated conceptions of history and life, you can basically assume based on cultural derivatives. am i gay? well, you'll just have to invest and find out!

are you curious about what we talked about? well then go ahead a give it a listen, pal. i'm not your momma, sucking on my big beautiful liberated breasts, my fat feminist titties, all so you can get you some milk! what is milk, anyway? you guys ever think about that? what the what? just a bunch of white water we were told is good for our bones? don't tell me you believe that. don't you sit here an...

i've been thinking a lot about... like, capitalism. how like, it's so bad and makes everything so stinky, pee-u, gross. amazon? how about you put my anxiety in a box and ship that somewhere else! huh? you guys know what i'm talking about? how about you do a little prime shipping on my butthole

the last couple episodes i tried using that AI stuff to write the description - you know that stupid whatever that's supposed to be better than all human achievement? - and let me tell you, i feel like i could do a better job in my sleep, getting sucked off by a couple sheep, covered in honey and blood. you guys ever have those dreams? sound off in the comments about whether or not your dreams are...

One person mentions that they usually don't wear a condom and the other person refers to it as a black gamble and jokes about going home with $100. They then discuss the importance of learning more about vaginal illness, especially for men who participate in sexual activities. The conversation then turns to hormones and how they relate to reproductive health and the person jokes about having to st...

The conversation begins with a warm welcome, setting the tone for the show. They then move on to discuss the thing in the news, which happens to be a Chinese balloon. None of them know the details of the situation, but it's apparently been shot down. Even with the news about the Chinese balloon circulating, it's clear that none of them have any opinion on the matter. They joke about it and finish...

it's the twentieth episode! what a cool milestone, so cool and good. granted, neither of us knew during the recording that it was, in fact, such a cool and good milestone, so the result is what you might call a "regular episode," if not a bit "lack-luster." how about, how about instead of lack-luster it's crack-buster? like a 1950's bugs bunny detective who's out there busting crack crimes? or may...

what's your favorite part of the show? do you like it when we say goo-goo and ga-ga? or is it... do you like it when i feed you milk and change your diaper? wipe your rashy bum? wait, hold on. i'm thinking of a different show. nevermind.

i'm serious about this folks, you gotta start switching out your favorite bands with nickleback. they aren't a good band, no, no no no, don't deceive yourself into thinking such things. however, whatever music you listen to right now is probably the same hot trash all of us get fed, pumped through breathing tubes as we struggle to recognize true artistic expression. so while that is true, and it's...

we're out here, on the plains of africa, discussing literature. have you heard of the man who hung himself? he was very sad, not like you guys are sad, but in a different way, because it was about consumerism. "we're watching too much tv!" he said. it was a different time. it was the eighties. he didn't know about internet pornography yet. 

oh, how to describe an episode. to use words like a man using a hammer to... to hammer nails into various woods. i'm building a boat, and i'm going to sail out to sea, where no one can call me gay or tickle my privates.

this episode is too hot for podcasting, it might just combust (cum-bust? anything there?) so only give it a listen if you're cool and don't give a H-E-double hockey sticks. 

it's the christmas episode! so draw a blanket near, roast a chestnut... chestnut? that sounds awesome. what did you want for christmas? i asked for peace on earth, so no playstation for me.

i guess it's a film show now. write in for more topics if you hate lengthy discussions about the joker movie, because that's all we got. i've seen one film and it was "barney: the last stand" so prepare to hear a lot about that.

you don't have to say it. his audio is quieter than mine, and it's because he insisted on using a "special boy" microphone instead of the one i purchased at best buy. so it's his fault, not mine. if you can, enjoy the show. if not, then i guess go find a murder podcast to listen to this week. something about how a lady gets stabbed or something. 

that's right folks, i finally busted positive for covid. it's a sick one, but we manage to talk about ambition, some f*cking documentary we saw, and the age old question "are the kids alright?"

now you just calm yourself right on down. this is a podcast, not a brothel. listen with appropriate ears, and we will tell you tales of car crashes, childhood dating, and skymall gadgets.

feeling real nasty, got that wet nose, achy breaky bones typa sickness; but we powered through, because we care, and you should listen to this one bro - we get into some real sh*t - like eating habits, periods, and getting/being bullied.

we have an important meeting with the japanese, but before we go, you should know we spent a few minutes talking about taylor swift, fast food (again), and i'm starting to learn mandarin 

we partake of the bread and wine, sermoning to one another about recent vacation trips, regrettable youth, and being under the influence. this one is a real good listen, you'll love it, because it's good, and you have lots of love in your heart.

we speak truth to power (if by "power" you mean zoom meetings, ice cream trucks, and bedtime stories); you know, hardcore leftist stuff, really going to bring down the patriarchy with this one, bro.