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we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm...

today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we'...

welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch...

we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 ✨ l...

last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://...

bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! ht...

ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 s...

i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls! 🪩 join the lover girls...

a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all! ARTICLES: ✨ Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? By Chanté Joseph: https://ww...

my face is stained red from makeup, i'm hungover as hell, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY FRIEND MEG HERE WITH ME TO HAVE A LITTLE GIGGLE!!! today, we're talking toilet selfies, beating male loneliness, bald bugonia screenings, and the joy of mispronouncing wagyu beef. happy november!!! lock in!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: h...

in this week’s episode, we’re talking about self-optimization and the impact of luck in finding love! MAJOR… THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!! and we’re also chatting about surveillance culture and the impact of find my friends on the whimsy of surprises and dealing with regret around a friendship ending. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your g...

today, we're talking about living in they grey area baby!! after stumbling across a video talking about policing your friends/looking for a gotcha moment, i have some thoughts to share that got me some heat when i've said it in the past. but it's okay because this episode has RANGE and we're also talking about fake bushes, the right for parades to exist, and bouncing back after som...

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in today's episode, we're doing some catching up on kind strangers, the 3 kinds of best friends, and dealing with reading the comments... in any comments section on the internet. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com To book me on your podc...

thank you for being gentle with me as i navigate a loss that feels more monumental than i know how to put into words right now. i hope in sharing my grief, it can make your own grief feel a little easier to carry. you are not alone and neither am i. love love love you. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMY...

it's the top of the month so i'm joined yet again by my dear friend, meg ruocco! today, we're chatting about meg's venture into the vanderpump rules cinematic universe, the swag recession that's sweeping the nation, and why being a bitch has been crowned the top of the pyramid this summer. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your...

i saw lady gaga at MSG this week and i have A FEW MESSAGES for the dark spirits i ran into in the crowd... then we're talking audience submissions about when to exchanges socials when dating, how to be a better support system to your people, and undercutting yourself with the belief that you're too young and dumb to trust your intuition. LOCK IN!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https...

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renee rapp released a new album... and people have thoughts! luckily, so do i! in today's episode, i'm talking through my critique for some popular critiques of renee's sophomore album, recapping my family's white water rafting trip, and getting into some audience submissions about the illusion of intimacy after a long first date and how to deal with a judgmental friend. 🪩 join th...

MEG IS BACK ON THE POD AND SHE COMES BEARING THE MEG SEG! in today's episode we're talking about our icks, why i want reality stars to be terrible, what's on the top of the pyramid this month and what we're benching... MUCH to discuss whenever meg comes around!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/B...

i saw a psychic... and she affirmed everything i already knew. LOVER GIRLS, we need to be nicer to ourselves on a subconscious level!! today, i'm talking about realizing the subconscious ways i've been reinforcing to myself that i'm "difficult to love" and why that needs to end TODAY, sharing my hot take about labubus, and jumping into some audience submissions about confusing...

Go to  https://www. Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE  to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored in today's episode, we're talking about having a flirty summer or what i'm calling my i like it by enrique iglesias summer! i'm feeling hot, i'm feeling sexy! i still have so many opinions! and today, we talked about marriage a coincidentally large amount – from the...

in this weeks episode, we're talking fake photos on dating profiles, self-sabotaging when your current partner has less bedroom experience than you do, feeling distrusting of genuine calm and comfort in a relationship when it's unfamiliar to you and so much more!! it's my 15 year youtube anniversary, let's party!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDr...

i'm back from greece! and i've discovered something truly sinister over on reddit so strap in for more ranting about the state of AI and how it's starting to impact interpersonal relationships and dating... spoiler alert: it's not good! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 For advert...

hi lover girls! i'm in greece at the time of this upload so here's a patreon exclusive episode from april for your listening pleasure! these are two episodes, recorded one week apart from each other that i thought kind of blended together well– it was a conversation topic i didn't want to talk about on the main pod back then but feel comfortable sharing with you now :) if you like what...