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I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon....

HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by stassi, and shay f. kennedy gets the people going (as always). 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.s...

we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all of this and MORE!!! mckenna's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1EkZ0RF...

ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Ma...

jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://www.emotionallyonline.shop VOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7L...

it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was like to be a young girl in the early 2000s. i wanna do better because we know better. don't you? 🛒...

so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST... that truth will prevail! all of this and more in today's pumpcast! 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...

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that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌...

a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYns...

part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfrien...

oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering som...

WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!!    🪩 join the lover girls on patreo...

in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – we took a limo to texas roadhouse 08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER resta...

the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it...

SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fa...

ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss!    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Mad...

meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567      for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudt...

the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson!    🪩 join th...

in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here!    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-35...

it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE S...

coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: http...

it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://ww...

i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps t...

someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS??? 🪩 join the lover girls on patr...