Emotionally Online

in today’s episode, we’re talking about how much we don’t care about the victoria’s secret fashion show, maddie’s lmfao phase, meg does a macklemore slam poem, and we get into some absolutely ROWDY audience submissions... lock in! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek   ✨...

we've reached scheana's wedding reception! the stressful part should be over... but is it? will danielle magically get better at her job? will scheana calm down? will james get too drunk? will muay thai be involved? all of these questions and MORE, answered in today's pumpcast! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GI...

we're in LA! and we're coming at you from our hotel beds to gossip about some loser comedians in the news, living a more inclusive life for your friends, and what being a woman means to us! a true slumber party convo, as always :) 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsb...

it's scheana's wedding day! and everything has to be PERFECT!! in today's episode, scheana hires a useless wedding coordinator, sandoval goes big brother on james, shay prepares for his funeral, and tom schwartz says nothing but the wrong things! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patr...

imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who just revealed he loves chatgpt... all of this and more! at today's sleepover! 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...

schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: htt...

tw: discussion of sexual violence take care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you.  🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek   ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CA...

this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek   ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: http...

edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/M...

pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for landing... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EM...

truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https...

the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/  ...

scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PAT...

in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while hav...

the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.pa...

when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩...

get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek   ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.pa...

a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the greece trip launches on monday!! (italy sold out in 4 minutes, you guys are insane and i can...

it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're brave enough to let it be... 🇮🇹 COME TO ITALY WITH US: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/i...

lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa! ITALY TRIP PAGE: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/italy/italy-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-17-2027 GREECE TRIP PAGE: COMING SOON 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...

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we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot t...

jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patre...

oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image wh...

in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/   🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://ww...