Doom Generation

We were not the most smartest this week as we are late. Sit down, have a bar, and follow our American Teen hopefuls (Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Brittany Murphy, and Amy Adams) on their way to realize their pageant dreams. Supported by their parents and family friends (Kirstie Alley, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janey, and Sam McMurray) these teens dodge exploding threshers, falling stage lights, and...

Handymen Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) are trying to get the hell out of Darwin - population 14. But can you smell that? it stinks and its Graboids  We're gonna need to enlist the help of the local yokels (Victor Wong, Richard Marcus, Charlotte Stewart, Ariana Richardson, Tony Genaro and Bobby Jacoby) the Gummers (Michael Gross and Reba McEntire) and their arsenal of a few household...

H.I. McDunnough (Nic Cage) is a recovering robbery addict who is trying to settle down with the no-nonsense cop who takes his mugshots, Ed (Holly Hunter). They run into a major problem when Ed's womb turns out to be a rocky place where H.I.'s seed can find no purchase. Meanwhile, the locally famous Arizona family has been blessed five times over. Thinking it might be more than they can handle, the...

Mrs. Brisby (Elizabeth Hartman) is in trouble. It's moving day and Timmy is sick. She must seek the help of smart mouse, Mr. Ages (Arthur Malet), magic rat Nicodemus (Derek Jacobi), and a Great Owl (John Carradine) that will haunt your nightmares to move her house to the leeee of the stooone. While beloved screwball crow Jeremy (Dom DeLuise) and Auntie Shrew (Hermoine Baddeley) keep an eye on the...

The episode's done, man. When Mrs. Crandell (Concetta Tomei) has left the country and Mrs. Sturak (Eda Reiss Merin) up and dies, Mama Celeste decides that Swell Crandell (Christina Applegate) must find work at GAW with Rose Lindsey (Joanna Cassidy). Much to the chagrin of Carolyn (Jayne Brook) and her boyfriend Bruce (David Duchovny, why won't you love me?) Swell is right on top of that Rose while...

We had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to our heads, so tell 'em we went fishin. Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) has a problem on the shores of Amity and the snappy dressing Mayor (Murray Hamilton) has a blatant disregard for public safety. City boy Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) joins Brody and hard sharkin' Quint (Robert Shaw) aboard the decrepit Orca to hunt the killer shark Jaws (B...

Ugh! Get out of our facial...and into this episode! Buffy Summers (Kristy Swanson) is just your average teenager trying to find a balance between shopping, cheer, and slaying vampires. With training from Merrick (Donald Sutherland) and a little help from Pike (Luke Perry), she takes on the evil Lothos (Rutger Hauer) and his minions (Paul Reubens and David Arquette) to stop the vampire invasion of...

This could be the episode that makes communication with all life forms possible, if we don't fail our history final most egregiously first. Luckily, our guide Rufus (George Carlin) is here to take Bill S. Preston Esq. (Alex Winter) and Ted Theodore Logan (Keanu Reeves) through a most bodacious trip into history with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Be excellent to each other and PARTY ON DUDE...

Hold on to your butts! We're spending the weekend with Doctors Sattler (Laura Dern), Grant (Sam Neill), and Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum). We'll be walking the dinosaurs in nature through Jurassic Park. Try not to get eaten on this episode of Doom Generation. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Support us @ patreon.com/doomgeneration for merch and bonus audio content

We're getting out of the city for a few days with our friends Larry (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard (Jonathan Silverman) to join the boss Bernie's (Terry Kiser) floating beach party! Join us for a wacky posthumous romp on the beach for Weekend at Bernie's.  Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod and Twitter @doomgenpod Join our Patreon at patreon.com/doomgeneration for rad merch and bonus au...

People trusted us and they died, we gotta go down. To the beach! With the help of hot surfer chick Tyler (Lori Petty) FBI agents Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) and Angelo Pappas (Gary Busey) are hot on the trail of the Ex-Presidents bank robber gang (James LeGros, Bojesse Christopher, John Philbin) and their looney mooney leader Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) as they get radical along the coastline. Be here f...

Saturday, 8:00am, Shermer High School, Shermer Illinois: A brain (Anthony Michael Hall), an athlete (Emilio Estevez), a basket case (Ally Sheedy), a princess (Molly Ringwald), and a criminal (Judd Nelson) meet up in the library to do their time for whatever the fuck it is Dick Vernon (Paul Gleason) thinks they did wrong. Doom Generation is serving detention for our 50th episode. Don't you forget a...

To celebrate the new series, we got girl drink drunk and talked about our favorites from the original run. We dig into some voodoo ham, head out to Buddy's gay bar, find our lost pen, get sexually harassed by Cabbage Head, and lay an egg-gasm with Chicken Lady. Listen NOW, or we will be forced to CRUSH YOUR HEADS!  Find FREE bonus content on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Get PAID bonus content...

Slide into the 70's with us. A time when humpin' meant sweatin' and cults were easy to start. It's a boy, Mrs. Walker! Mrs. Walker (Ann Margaret) raises a deaf, dumb, and blind kid (Roger Daltrey) with the help of stepfather of the year Frank (Oliver Reed) to become a pinball messiah. Tommy is a bizarre rock opera featuring the musical talents of The Who, Tina Turner, Elton John, Eric Clapton, and...

Christian Bale walks into a bar, the bartender says...nothing. In our horniest episode yet we're taking the whole shebang. Follow Brian Slade (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), his wife Mandy (Toni Colette), and his lover protégé Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor) as they serve luxury, mystery, and intrigue to the masses. Maybe you could be our new main man. Let your cigarette trace a ladder. Doom Generation is looki...

We fail to heed Dr. P. Theodore Warning, Esquire and head back to Australia this week. Hexxus (Tim Curry) is loose, thanks to human destruction aided by young Zak Young (Jonathan Ward). Crysta (Samantha Mathis) and Pips (Christian Slater) have to stop them with the help of the Beetle Boys (Cheech and Chong) and Batty Koda (Robin Williams). Feel your fairy fantasies, celebrate Earth Day with Doom G...

Are you high?! We are! It's almost time for the East-uh Bunny so let's get Shelby (Julia Roberts) to drink her JUICE!. M'Lynn (Sally Field), Truvy (Dolly Parton), Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), 'ol Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine), and the Doom Generation gals laugh through tears (their favorite emotion). If you listen, we promise we won't talk about you like you're not here.  Follow us on Instagram @do...

This week we go back to school, back to school, to prove to y'all that we're no fools. The head of Madison Enterprises (Darren McGavin) must decide to leave his company to his loser son Billy (Adam Sandler) or his evil junior partner with no business ethics (Bradley Whitford). Billy, with the help of his third grade teacher (Bridget Wilson-Sampras), a horny principal with a secret past (Josh Moste...

Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? That's right, we're taking a screwy Bennie Cab to Toon Town this week! Join Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) as he faces Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) with the help of Dolores (Joanna Cassidy) and Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) to find out who framed Roger Rabbit (Charles Flescher).  Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod for FREE...

Thank Drebin, our audio engineer is back! Enjoy the audio goodness as we laugh our tits off (so we can be 11 again to enjoy this one). Join Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) and Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) as they take on a man with a $20k rat fish (Ricardo Montalban), who is trying to take out the QUEEN! Disclaimer: We're talking OJ. Also, the ankle bracelet thing is kind of a let down. The...

We found the magic to break the spell, the Leprechaun is out of the well, and Doom Generation is raising some hell. Happy St. Patrick's Day! We found this early episode in the bottom of the Leprechaun's (Warwick Davis) gold bucket for you. Leprechaun tries his luck against L.A. gal Tori (Jennifer Aniston) and three guys (Mark Holton, Ken Olant, and that little shit Robert Hy Gorman) in the origina...

We managed to tame the savage heart and survive the burning blade in order to bring you this episode on time. We find out what Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) always says in this action-packed John Carpenter cult classic. Put on your utility Muk Luks (don't forget the boot knife) and your six demon bag because black magic is real. Lo Pan (James Hong) uses his spirit medium powders palette to transform...

What do you do when you accidentally (?) murder your bestie on her birthday? You act like everything is PEACHY FUCKING KEEN. Courtney (Rose McGowan) is the leader of this brat pack. Julie (Rebecca Gayheart), Foxy (Julie Benz), and Fern Mayo (Judy Greer) discover how cruel the politics of high school can be. Det. Vera Cruz (Pam Grier, no relation) does NOT PLAY in this dark comedy that picks up the...

We are so lucky to have landed in the Valley, the baddest place on Earth! When Valerie's (Geena Davis) tanning is disturbed by a spaceship full of furry aliens (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans) in her pool, the only solution is to call Woody the pool guy (Michael McKean) and her best friend Candy (Julie Brown) for help. Hijinx and musical numbers abound as we discover that split ends a...

Wow, did we really do this? Yeah, we did. We taint this beloved American Greetings childhood classic with our brand of Doom. Come with us while we spirit a couple of unattended orphans to Care-A-Lot. We experience casual teleportation, surly little orphans, magical books, and one Canadian child who cannot care. Journey down a forgotten river, to forgotten lands, to meet some forgotten cousins who...