Doom Generation

We find ourselves smack dab in the middle of Ooze-tober with a real wet one. We've enrolled at Miskatonic University where we learn of the existence of Danbert, realistic CPR, aggressive pencil snapping, reasonable rental strategy, Dr. Hall's freak file and dead on dead mind control because that's what that laser do! This isn't a drill, that's not Carl Dean or Big Bud Dean it&#...

Ooze-tober continues in escalating wetness, skeetin' Susan makes sure of that! We've got John Carpenter top to tails with a story we're still not 100% sure of with real and possible physics, a cop 'stache-boat shoes combo, my faaaatherrrrr, dot matrix print outs, wet faces but bangin' bangs, Doogie 'Owwwser ass, skelly keys and Susan WHO?! Let evil ooze into all your face h...

Ooze-tober begins with a trip behind the gates of Midian where the circus music intensifies. We're talking permissive freaks, thumb blades, decorative scarring, weird babies that are too wet to save, Dr. Dick doing murders IN YOUR FACE, porcupine tiddies, the LAW (whatever that means), Tony tentacles, OOZING PASTRIES and nipples, nipples, nipples! Do you wanna see? Then open up your cheek eyes...

We've reached the end of the Sitcomtember regularly scheduled programming but we're going out with a TWITCH TWITCH! Featuring more perfect casting, Rosie O'Donnell's snatched waist, the trials and tribulations of ZTB, stone-age bag fumbling, unnecessary toenail clipping, kidnapping for love of the game and so so much pterodactyl shit! So listen up with your weird bump ears or Bamm...

Sitcomtember continues in an idyllic neighborhood in a small town where you don't need to lock your doors but you should! We're steppin' in with them Snidely Whiplash 11's with some butts & nutts, dry dentures with fun teeth, spicy nostrils, gummy chewy chicken, lock jaw? HELL YEAH! Sean Young dressing for the job she wants, secret Sol Rosenthal, accidental huffing and mmmmmm a neon phone. Here go...

Sitcomtember is gonna keep on dancin' all thru the night! We know where we are but the Shelley is Long, a eulogy for Dolly Parton who we may have killed but NOT Tim Curry, the mystery of Christopher Daniel Barnes, Marcia's shitty dry ends, the sugar bag/lunch bag differential, is that Eric Nies? IT IS! Cameos, cameos, cameos but NOT Al Pacino, inter-Brady mating in a Brady baloney sandwich...

A new month has arrived and with it some simple folk from the country who made it big with a lil' bit of black gold...Texas tea. Sitcomtember is kicking off with bear WRASSLIN', Jane Hathaway possible proud Miata driver and titan, pocket whittles, waxin' in the window, Doug Llewelyn preparing you for the judge, being INSIDE of Rob Schneider and a gentleman with a billion dollars?! Let&...

Alien August is coming to an end with a full scale invasion and some full scale destruction because that's no miniature! Thirty years?! SHUT UP! We've got red headed 'roids, hair pie, Nathalie, Barth-alona and IBEEEEEETHAAAAA, the only thing we know about Hugh Grant, Jameroquai sliding away from Winona's tiddies and Paul Newman who does NOT need this. So let's hang Sigourney li...

We've landed with our next offering for Alien August with a silly invasion that features Christopher Titus in sassy glasses, Halloween ch-ch-ch-changes, big leaguing the kids, NOT Billy Miles, deep discussions of the consistency of kotton kandy (you can't get it wet Mike!), fun guns, wet dead eyes, suspicions of Dave's hair system, nipple out nighties and COCOONS! Are the busses still...

We're droppin' into the badass BUSH as Alien August continues with glistenin' men, a calming dry shave, tree bukkake, snake slitherin' in the daytime, a lil' clickin' a lil' scannin', the beautiful Mac & Blaine love story, too close 2 eyes, butt blunts with Sean Penn and surprise Lisa Lisa and LOG! Dutch is both Bartles AND James, Billy fingers his bag a lil' bit and Pancho wears a hat and speaks...

Alien August rolls on with a blatant late rip off of our last classic that's bringing three more big toes, the Ronald McDonald of our childhood but not the pies, mini blinds, mini vans, the resurrection of Montgomery Ward, whistlin' bungholes, meat puppets, dog gangs and land monkeys! So now that mom's got a taste of that sweet life insurance, shut up, eat your TOWW and tune into Mac a...

We're landing on your planet with a childhood staple that's giving the appropriate amount of pizza for the growing days, the cornfields of Tujunga, Reese's Pieces lore, live dissection, Keyes to the patriarchy, neck-rections, coyotes with 3 big toes and a group of teens that would definitely beat this being to death with hammers. Turn on your heart light, penis breath! Have a Coors wit...

Another throwback episode, this time to celebrate the 40th anniversary of one of our favorite sequels, Aliens! (Originally aired January 2023) We will be back with fresh episodes on August 1st!

In honor of it's 35th anniversary, please enjoy this throwback episode (originally aired in May 2022) while our break continues.

We are on summer vacation! We will be posting some throwback eps from The Doom Vault to keep you from missing us too much. In honor of the 40 year anniversary, please enjoy this throwback episode of Big Trouble In Little China (originally aired in March 2022).

June Swoon comes to a close with us pushing out the classics! It's a double breaker with deep topics like - James Spader, red head? Choosing Duckie if RDJ was cast, deciding we're on Team Simon anyway, Johnny and Gym Jumper - twins but fraternal, disrespecting your rich daddy's house, an iconic lip sync... FOR HIS LOIF! And some Arsenio Hall cosplay that's the biggest glow down sin...

We continue to Swoon in this lovely month of June with a little Willie Shakes where we call out to Michael K. (in vain), ska confessions, Alex Mack down, Sarah Lawrence - THE school to start a band, ten toes down on a foot face, TIT WIT, the mystery of Shannon Sossamon and JOE IZUZU! Take the tip to the mouth and witness the ugliest prom dress ever...until the next episode. Don't slide out of your...

It's our 5 year anniversary as we worship Mother Drew and her boundary issues. June Swoon continues with some tight cordage and a new episode in a new house! We're serving up telescoping at night...naturally, Tom Skerritt maybe seeing heaven after all, levels of mayo men, the possible marital problems of Chris O'Donnell, RESTRAINTS and sooooo many forehead kisses. We come to the conclu...

It's June Swoon and it's just the two of us makin' it if we try! We're taking you to a time of fuck ass hair where wigs were available yet denied, Dan Hedaya's triumphant return, love criminals, Holly Hunter mid masturbation at all times, that Ewan McGregor smile with the natural teeth that make it, circulatory system facts and a lil' ruffage to get it out. Bark once for yes, twice for no and bewa...

Feel the POWER OF THE NIGHT-UH to complete the circle of Mayhem! We're talking butter moms and greasy dads, 17 year olds with receding hairlines, Blow Pop aliens, plucking on purpose, doll preservation, ice cold Minute Maid, another creature for the dollhouse, Tears AND Fears! You better put some Wesson on it and maybe check your toilet - it's Critters! Transmitting straight to your fillin...

We're ssssssssneakin' up on you with our next adventure in Mayhem and there's more where that snake comes from! This time we're sssssservin' up Kurt Russell's lazy eye, gigantic presidential fingers, a familiar hobo, surprise Salt N' Pepa, copper choppers, posse's on Broadway and LIMPS NACK! Oh you thought we were dead?! Grab a chair, have a rest have a think and do...

Mayhem continues out in the wastelands of Australia (that we can't believe Tessa can see). Skipping straight through to the third installment of a series brings a buff Phil Collins, Tina Turner worship, levels of shit smells, cul-de-sac farts, surprise Down's Syndrome, the large waxed leathermen we want and need, unexplained light sources, NOT Iron Man, a cow-car (the second stupidest vehi...

The Mayhem continues and this time it's dropping in on a web! We're bringing you pulsating sacs that we recommend you don't investigate, smokin' trees, wildlife conservation, surprise Count Duckula and back to back fire fights while on fire! Go ahead, throw the Chateau and don't finger that web because we ALL have Arachnophobia, this time on Doom Generation! 

It's a new month, new theme and it's gonna be MAYHEM! Clooney gets cool, Tarantino slander and Robert Rodriguez the enabler. 360 degrees of tiddies, al dente hippy feets (QT like 'em eau naturale), just me and my Asian son, the insane physics of an RV shower stall, crossbowin' is a ladies sport and being involved in other people's kinks - how much did we know and when did we kn...

Next up is the final entry (huh huh, entry) for Animated April! We're wrapping up the month with wheelie cart TV memories, tiddy buttons, loose kids crossing borders, peyOH!te, AJ Benza againza and a lesbian seagull that's real and she CAN hurt you. Robert Stack asks us to solve a mystery right before bed and we do! So cut it out bunghole because we're ready to DO you now! Hit the road...