Doom Generation

We are on summer vacation! We will be posting some throwback eps from The Doom Vault to keep you from missing us too much. In honor of the 40 year anniversary, please enjoy this throwback episode of Big Trouble In Little China (originally aired in March 2022).

June Swoon comes to a close with us pushing out the classics! It's a double breaker with deep topics like - James Spader, red head? Choosing Duckie if RDJ was cast, deciding we're on Team Simon anyway, Johnny and Gym Jumper - twins but fraternal, disrespecting your rich daddy's house, an iconic lip sync... FOR HIS LOIF! And some Arsenio Hall cosplay that's the biggest glow down sin...

We continue to Swoon in this lovely month of June with a little Willie Shakes where we call out to Michael K. (in vain), ska confessions, Alex Mack down, Sarah Lawrence - THE school to start a band, ten toes down on a foot face, TIT WIT, the mystery of Shannon Sossamon and JOE IZUZU! Take the tip to the mouth and witness the ugliest prom dress ever...until the next episode. Don't slide out of your...

It's our 5 year anniversary as we worship Mother Drew and her boundary issues. June Swoon continues with some tight cordage and a new episode in a new house! We're serving up telescoping at night...naturally, Tom Skerritt maybe seeing heaven after all, levels of mayo men, the possible marital problems of Chris O'Donnell, RESTRAINTS and sooooo many forehead kisses. We come to the conclu...

It's June Swoon and it's just the two of us makin' it if we try! We're taking you to a time of fuck ass hair where wigs were available yet denied, Dan Hedaya's triumphant return, love criminals, Holly Hunter mid masturbation at all times, that Ewan McGregor smile with the natural teeth that make it, circulatory system facts and a lil' ruffage to get it out. Bark once for yes, twice for no and bewa...

Feel the POWER OF THE NIGHT-UH to complete the circle of Mayhem! We're talking butter moms and greasy dads, 17 year olds with receding hairlines, Blow Pop aliens, plucking on purpose, doll preservation, ice cold Minute Maid, another creature for the dollhouse, Tears AND Fears! You better put some Wesson on it and maybe check your toilet - it's Critters! Transmitting straight to your fillin...

We're ssssssssneakin' up on you with our next adventure in Mayhem and there's more where that snake comes from! This time we're sssssservin' up Kurt Russell's lazy eye, gigantic presidential fingers, a familiar hobo, surprise Salt N' Pepa, copper choppers, posse's on Broadway and LIMPS NACK! Oh you thought we were dead?! Grab a chair, have a rest have a think and do...

Mayhem continues out in the wastelands of Australia (that we can't believe Tessa can see). Skipping straight through to the third installment of a series brings a buff Phil Collins, Tina Turner worship, levels of shit smells, cul-de-sac farts, surprise Down's Syndrome, the large waxed leathermen we want and need, unexplained light sources, NOT Iron Man, a cow-car (the second stupidest vehi...

The Mayhem continues and this time it's dropping in on a web! We're bringing you pulsating sacs that we recommend you don't investigate, smokin' trees, wildlife conservation, surprise Count Duckula and back to back fire fights while on fire! Go ahead, throw the Chateau and don't finger that web because we ALL have Arachnophobia, this time on Doom Generation! 

It's a new month, new theme and it's gonna be MAYHEM! Clooney gets cool, Tarantino slander and Robert Rodriguez the enabler. 360 degrees of tiddies, al dente hippy feets (QT like 'em eau naturale), just me and my Asian son, the insane physics of an RV shower stall, crossbowin' is a ladies sport and being involved in other people's kinks - how much did we know and when did we kn...

Next up is the final entry (huh huh, entry) for Animated April! We're wrapping up the month with wheelie cart TV memories, tiddy buttons, loose kids crossing borders, peyOH!te, AJ Benza againza and a lesbian seagull that's real and she CAN hurt you. Robert Stack asks us to solve a mystery right before bed and we do! So cut it out bunghole because we're ready to DO you now! Hit the road...

Animation April continues as we get off to an ignorant start on a journey to a new world that begins with new headwear including an old smelly hat (three generations crisp), platforms to keep the beans clean for Queen Latifah, questions about the scale, filial cannibalism, heart eyes hard eyes, valley mice, somehow and surprise Dana Carvey with broccoli & sparklies. It's a story that remin...

Animated April continues with our dumbest episode yet! Join us in a wacky world of Ralph Bakshi's fetishes with baby voices, career showgirls, asking questions that have no answers, roleplay foreplay, Kim Basinger - all 108 lbs. of her and Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout! We lied! There's singing after all and we ask the pertinent questions like what's Spark's deal and why is he here, w...

Criminently! It's Animation April (and our 250th episode!) so we're bringing you some foxy foxes, passing secret pouches, Prince John Little John long Johns and a debtor's prison? More like DEAD-er's prison! We discuss the trials of Chet Haze, ask if snakes sleep long and we don't know how it happened but Clucky and Little John hooked up. Who's in there stroking the taxes?...

To end this month of music we're bringing you an all singing all dancing SPEK-TAH-KLE so please remove your ear buds for your safety. We take our first flight with the Green Fairy to a time where they've been slamming pussies to the ground for 100 years. You're getting Duke culture appropriation, Johnny Lee Miller Easter eggs (literally), Toulouse slander, more surprise X-Files, lipsti...

We're comin' from behind when the lights are low for our next entry in March to the Music. It's a throwback that is ahead of its time while being so of its time. Relive the early 2000's with extremely low rise jeans right on the Sigourney, elegant lucite heels (RIP Dlisted), hair flips, jeans and flip flops plus acoustic guitar ( NO Alan M), the instantaneous death of AJ Benza, Jerky Boys, Carson...

March to the Music continues with a star studded cast! Top Dollar makes a triumphant return, Doom Darling Kyle MacLachlan, dearly departed Kilmer and Madsen, Mimi Rogers and all her teeth, recent problem Crispin Glover and COSTAS MANDYLOR (but NOT Jim Carrey!)In our first double breaker of the year we have sad blossom hats, French tacos, a great penis, too many alcohols, loose pissin' and Kimberly...

It's a new month so let's get bodacious with our first offering for March to the Music! We've got an assortment of creepers and MJ drag, a limp Olive Oyl, BDSM gear in our OFFISSSSSS, poor hydration, a hot boxed Beamer and a heartfelt plea for a cheese subscription. Is it rockin' steady, rockin' so HARD? Steady, maybe - hard, yes! Set your brooms to stun and behold the inner cr...

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and g...

This doesn't have a happy ending, we got numbers numbers numbers, sins on sins, the sweetest taboooo, Eli and his long butt and antibiotics like Mayim Bialik. John C. McGinley comes thru again even though Sloth hasn't hit that hard since the 90's. Don't come in here to be the big spoon whilst stinking of blood and semen because we know it smells CRAZY, when this is over people will...

Fatal February continues with the most criminally of the insane where we clock a cold sore, a serious Bob, road head head, and a lil' quid pro quo. We affirm that Doom Gen will NOT be helping, in fact we're gonna watch the next bitch get kidnapped! Clarice steels herself for the gangbang and there are no Grissom breaths in a mortuary, get us a bucket, a basket and don't forget the COCO...

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Do...

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE! Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the te...

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulrone...

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it&#3...