Divine Naples Podcast

Beth is a retired GE executive living in Old Naples.  She enjoys the many amenities Naples offers including the Naples Botanical Garden and the many arts programs around town.  Beth has many interests including gardening, painting, pickle-ball and trivia with family and friends.  She currently enjoys serving as the president of her homeowner’s association. She’s been happily married for 26 years a...

#457 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS HERE – something old ends and something new starts. Give a listen and stay in know     Episode #457 – October 2nd.  2023   New program in works but we still running on old notes. Snook in is waiting for you, take your kids on slide in new aqua park, Man has new store if they pay with balls, Artist Amy was busy painting and need more space guess where you will find her. Nap...

#441 Divine day is in Divine Naples even on September 11th! We remember all and we pay respect. Matt speaks with hands like an Italian, has orange hair, hillbilly accent but he is an Irish. Sand squeaks and we know why. We paid 10 M for sand and it’s gone now. Rich said we need to use superglue. Matt has no chance of another life after his current performance. Drive barefoot …yes or no? Meet all c...

#439 Matt got a free pass from doctors so he dug in to German cake quickly. Rich thinks he had to pay off all doctors because he knows he is broken beyond the fixing point. Army story will explain what not to do to your wife in the car. Someone closed his wife’s hand in the door of the car so he doesn’t have to go to the theater. Simply news you can use in 10 years. Iron Curtain did not allow tedd...

#438 Rich had a 5 sec shock because of numbers. Matt has something wrong with him because he gave up on German Cake and German whipped cream. Story from Iron Curtin right at the start includes Mom getting rid of Rich for 25 cents. Iron Curtain TV shuts down at midnight because they were feeding chickens through the screen. Speed of  Hurricane Lee is down 1 MPH. Our City closed one eye on over 200...

#437 Afterhumpday show triggers idea to rename all of the days in the Calendar and the clock as well since Rich works 28 hrs. a day. How you change HIS-tory and how books were dismissed and burned after loud BANG. Matt wants to run for office but before that he wants to be on a calendar. Hamster wheel can get you arrested if you want to cross the Atlantic in it. -  Episode #437 – September 7th.  2...

#436 Matt and Rich are ROLLING ! Matt put salad on half of the pig. That way he can say he eats healthy. Rich heard Jesus is arriving via spaceship because he didn’t know SPIRIT has good deals on tickets. Naples starts sizzling so get your gloves on. Rich’s 9 y/o brother was picked up by KGB and no one at the bus station said anything. PEOPLE listen to stories from behind the IRON CURTAIN and Lear...

#435 – Someone is stealing pens in our office. Matt does not use envelopes and Rich used to use them behind curtain to bring them to government workers. Bear with no teeth is under bed staining carpet green and red like a Christmas. Matt is expanding his family and he puts them in Naples ZOO for good reason. One of them is a grandmother.   Episode #435 – September 5th.  2023  Discounts were in Env...

#434 – We Labor on Labor day! World would stop if Rich stops working !! Matt is a creation of God but Rich is a piece of him doing his work. Nothing happens if one of them doesn’t do it. Eye lids are the most inspected part of Matts body and Walmart visit is the only exercise he has. Zero talk to number eight. - Episode #434 – September 4th.  2023  Our sunset packages may require breath mints beca...

#433 – Carl Osburn – People of Divine Naples - The BEST Barbeque Master in SWFL that been rubbing the meats over 20 years with secret spices, love and gentle hands. His KNOW HOW brought lot of people together around his Table with slab of ribs. THANK YOU CARL Welcome to another podcast episode of PEOPLE OF DIVINE NAPLES! In this episode you will hear interview that was done on very beginning of ou...

#432 – Columbians returned Matt back to sender after breakfast! Rich is happy to have him back. Another Buffet is gone but this is not food related. LOVE comes in a pink BOX full of unhealthy stuff. Rich has the white German whipped cream that kills all the calories, “perfection of German engineering”. Matt lost another part of his brain    Episode #432 – September 2nd.  2023  Matt fell in love wi...

#431 – Matt came in the studio with an orange head and almost killed Rich. Dating a Columbian is serious business especially when she is on the east coast. Rich spent sunset with Matt 2 and Matt 1 got jealous. We have an informant from the inside and Matt called him a rat. Watch the turtles when you are walking on the beach. Idalia stole sand and we think we know where she put it.   Episode #431 –...

Rich and Matt start talking about Christmas early to give the best advice for men but not men with man buns. Rich has 5 fingers for his friend so his Christmas shopping list is short. Learn why he is shopping two days before Christmas. Matt is shopping after Christmas for people that gave him presents so he gets guaranteed return for his investment that he does later. Matt didn’t hear BANG BANG at...

Matt went with Rich's advice – failing to plan is planning to fail so YOU do YOU. Call your insurance company before you go through high waters. Jim Cantore never delivered good news. Rich will share his personal experience with Chris Cuomo. REV museum will be opening back up soon so hit the road and enjoy Miles Collier’s passion. Matt’s floor is full of stories and all the droppings are evidence...

Matt went on Rich over and over but Rich does not bubble anymore over things. Matt can be heard 2 miles away and he scares all pets. We are going in the right direction so get ready for Divine Naples after last 3 years of testing from God we are finally getting his stamp of approval. Rich gave a lesson for life that was triggered by a T-shirt, but if you hear it you may get inspired. Local School...

Rich works while Matt is in his baby pool. Matt had a jealous break down because someone else was in his seat. Jim Cantore is in Florida and everybody is on watch and Matt called him the Devil! Irish pub with roof seating and best food is down and our very own Matt Patrick holds 5 seconds silence for this water hole because he can’t hold it any longer. Rich wanted to give shepherds pie as a marria...

Don DeVoe and his brother along with the third generation of DeVoes, have operated all of the family’s car dealerships for the last 55 years. Hear the story of a young boy and how life was in Naples back in the 60’s and 70’s. Don shares how he started from the bottom in his fathers’ business. This story is for sure is not one about a “silver spoon”.  We know you will be entertained as you travel b...

Rich will teach Matt pick up lines that he learned in first grade. Matt is too selective and he carries a bullhorn in case he needs to publicly announce that he is single. This is his last option. They told us to get ready so Matt went to Walmart and got himself a couple of cases of Chef Boyardee ravioli and canned tuna. He offered some to Rich but Rich does not eat cat food. Matt has a 4 weeks su...

Rich has advice for men and vacuum relationships. Peloton bike can change our lives if plenty of people are paddling. Something is coming! We feel it in the air. Matt missed a tornado and it was not in the loo but at the airport. One of the universities here are closing. Matt is an ice cream guzzler. He goes 1 gallon per 3 feet in his bed. Rich asks him to eat his ice cream at 3:27 am so that he c...

Rich was a servant and a shoe shiner in the army and operated his services from the bunker. After 45 years Pastrami Dan’s is going bye bye and Rich and Matt have to go there for a sandwich before it closes, 26 years in Naples and they never make it there yet.  A new hotel is coming on Tamiami Trail. You will be surprised where. Rich is working 28 hrs. a day/8 days a week while Matt is sleeping aro...

Rich knows all about what’s coming to Naples. Glass factory will be making glass at Ave Maria so that your kids can break more glass to keep them busy. Now we know where Naples’ youngest chef that cooked in an Italian, French and in a Chinese restaurant now is. She’s at Bicyclette. A new restaurant district and cheesecake factory is in Estero now. Baby pool, swimming lessons for elderly, sponge ca...

Rich knows how to get out of any situation by saying, “I was just testing you”. Matt’s favorite song is one he lives life by, “We Don’t Need Your Education”. He is trying to catch up with the standards of Heaven because he heard they do not need a Moron. Naples has no cheap art. Stone crabs have a lot to talk about humans breaking their legs. Everglades was dethroned, count with us all 10 thousand...

Made in Colombia and raised in Brooklyn, New York. He grew up in a Jewish orthodox neighborhood that was surrounded by neighborhoods of all ethnicities. Two blocks over, there was Salsa, Merengue playing in the streets, turn the corner and you would hear the sounds of Reggae, House music, another block or so down Motown, Hip-Hop, Freestyle was playing, it was a musical melting pot of sorts. And it...

Hear about Golisano Children’s Hospital and why Rich wanted to take all the staff home. Hear the new essentials and from a new weather man. Rich does not let Vegas make money on him. Matt will give you a pep talk about ice cream because the amount he consumes in bed makes him a real PRO! Impossible becomes possible, Seniors celebrate, get some spumoni, get a blowout the Brazilian way and learn wha...

Regina said after 35 years she had enough! Thousands of apartments are on the way. Hear why Divine Naples started 13 years ago. Community is passionate people and passionate customers. Best Fusion restaurants in Naples and best hole in the wall restaurants in Cape Coral. Rich ate the most expensive bread roll at 1am in a hotel for dinner. Matt and Rich grew together in 5 years. Kodak was the first...