Divine Naples Podcast

Matt invites Spanish women to cook fajitas for him outside of our studio and it looks like now he is ready to get married. Rich’s father never wanted anyone to get hurt on small Saturday. Matt called out Rich’s flapper and Matt got a headache for doing so. Rich used the “A” word. It’s better to see Matt at night so you don’t see everything. Charlie drags his Viagra pump everywhere. We are communit...

Garage sales are still a touchy subject here. Learn more about who is the thrifty one. We save every man’s life daily by creating BeachSOS.com. Hear how we do it! Matt offends everyone so don’t be surprised to hear anything. Rich’s dad was looking for one woman that did not exist yet, and most likely doesn’t exist at all. Come up or down as you please, but stink around and we will talk about feet....

Our Podcast is in BEZOS HEAVEN WITH 55 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS and WE SPOTIFY NOW !!!! Matt and Rich stroked BEZOZ with Hotbinz. Matt goes on a10 min rampage about garage selling because he finally got the case study. Rich gave him the motivation since its Matt’s favorite sport where he is only losing weight in his wallet. Elvis was in the studio on the day that he left the building. Rich will explain...

Happy Bday to Genius senior! This podcast is inspired by him. Matt said he is getting smaller but at the same time we have made the door bigger for him. Friendly reminder what Divine Naples dot com is all about and why we do what we do. First time hear who triggers the Divine Movement and 13 years ago who we said to “WATCH US!”   WE are passionate about the city and passionate about passionate peo...

Matt scared a horse that ran away but forgot Matt was on his back. Who should date the Firewoman???  Something is coming to Naples that will create 600 jobs and one mascot which Matt and Rich want to apply for. Boys were pushing buttons and found that one of them has a built in floating device and the other is attacked by a hail of insults. Just another day for both of them. 6 feet under can’t eve...

Matt welcomes the news about seeds and tables and oaks and farm and hot box and hot case and pasta and ribs and chicken and smashed potato and cheese … you can tell his diet is a SEE FOOD DIET.  Rich promoted Matt. Just listen to what position, but there is legit worries about responsibilities. Matt brought back the social security in a Lock Box. Margarvile or Margaritaville ??? Who knows. Dogs an...

Matt missed the term chicken clucker. Rich was better looking when he was 3 and after that it all went down hill. School buses will snitch on you if you’re in the car behind. Do you slow down in the left lane like an old fart holding up traffic? Matt invites you to his favorite place for a FREE Lunch with the rest of aged people who meet in Costco for samples. Learn why some ice cream have no ingr...

Matt and Rich have a soft spot in the heart. Rich gives away tips on how to save money on your electric bill. If you are a Couple in love, learn a perfect tip on what to do with a washing machine in the evening. Matt has a snitch machine in the pocket on his behind so they can monitor his carbon monoxide. Matt and Rich will tell you the worst paying jobs in Naples; podcasting made the top of the l...

Rich admitted that if he ever has to move, it would look like a circus entourage and Matt can pack all he has in the green toaster. Matt is not a new billionaire because he did not buy the winning ticket. Now he is really upset at the Chinese person writing fortune cookie numbers. Matt is a geopolitical expert but needed a reminder of where Amsterdam is on a map. If you want to stay the night in t...

Matt transmits only zero’s and ones via microphone, and he still didn’t get a date.  He is clean like holy water so even Wuhan has nothing on him. Rich always put on clean shoes and perfume when he is let out of his confinement. Matt is a jungle man with grape leafs, but he can’t swing on rope because ropes have weight limits. More intel on who Barron Collier dated in 1926 and where he was. Rich w...

Matt shops in Walmart and is not happy. More info about Ritz, Hoffmann, McCabe, Lighthouses and purple hearts and the wealthiest city in Florida. Rich gives you 10 best beaches in Florida and one is in our neighborhood but Rich will not go there unless you order something from BeachSOS. Matt drives a Green toaster and it’s really lucky to be born since his dad storm German “pillbox” or bunker. Sta...

Matt is a very touchy guy. He  touches everything and uses the  excuse that he is legally  blind…LADIES, BE ALERT! You will say Buongiorno Milan with the right breakfast so get inspired with these two guys that will spoon the egg out of your shell. Rich met two young  fellas on the beach and the story will inspire all young instagramstars to reconsider using 30 filters to take a picture and they m...

It’s so hot that even Mexicans get tan and Guatemalan residents get burned out. Matt lost his thunder to Rich and refused to take a payment of 25 cents because Rich uses them as a deposit into Plumbers moneybox. Learn what Barron Collier is doing now. Fortunate cookie gives out wrong lottery numbers and if you ask Matt he will say 13 is the number. We had chocolate cookies, White wine, Beer, coffe...

Rich started the show with pink ice cream. Do you have Room to go…. We will direct you to Cindy Crawford; we KNOW HOW.  Hear how to go from 330 K to 10 mil ! Matt admits he spits watermelon seeds on people. Karma nearly ended his 16th life when he almost got hit by a Helicopter door. Who has the bigger forehead Matt or Rich ? A big forehead has a lot of positives and it’s also extra space for a li...

Matt asked Rich what is his favorite food and the answer will shock you. National Ice cream day made Rich to remind you about the time when the whole world stayed home with ice cream and Netflix. Is it pennies or pennys? No matter how you say it Matt suggests to check your pocket you may find it there. New nickname in the house is Grumpy so who do you think it is Matt or Rich? Listen to learn ! Ma...

Matt got TATRANKY from a  happy European listener and he created his line that he wants on his gravestone. Richard Simmons is back as a subject. Captain Dana asked for us to share that parking is FREE so we did just that. School bus news, French new speakeasy, BMX bike race. Matt’s BFF is a single mom that kissed him like a “brother” and he walked her down the aisle. Rich was the biggest pirate on...

Matt was stuffing his face with Bday cake so you will hear how uncivilized dinner sounds and he may remind you unnamed animal. Rich made a sin because he stole candle from Divine Naples Church. Hear all Charming cities in Florida and one sounds familiar. Avocado is a fruit, raspberry cake is celebrated and mixed dogs needs love. Matt is on the way to get Chinese food today, listen and learn why he...

Rich and Matt expose 5 categories of drivers in the Naples area, some chicken wings and a little about tigers and butterflies. Exactly what would you expect from Podcast #400? This podcast is not short of laughs, good information, and some personal secrets so the world knows more about these two special humans. After Matt called Rich a beached whale he exited the studio so fast turning left, so if...

Rich explains AGAIN how small Saturday works and why it is beneficial that he honors his father with following this “tradition” every week. Matt will tell you to Follow your dreams even if it takes 20 years, and if you believe, they may become reality for 72 million dollars. Do you know what stringy mop and lobsters have in common?  Find the best rated restaurants with outside dining where you can...

Rich and Matt will explain the difference between 4 categories of coffee shops.  Rich always helps blind dates to break the ice and make them feel comfortable and laugh. The “Boys” will remind you what it means to take 15 !!! Some people that visit our coffee shop sign an agreement to name their first born child “Rich or Matt”, even if they are girls. Learn something new about Scotch and you may e...

Rich was attacked with Channel 68 and for two days he could not get the smell out of his nose Matt was not there to protect him. Learn why you should throw money in the air, share elbows. Sometime just keep your eye on the money, . the hands. Matt announced that he is looking for people to join us with internship’s and painted a clear picture of what he expecting. If you listen to the end you will...

Matt is the guy always on the diet “SEE FOOD DIET” that is! He always knows where you can diet with him … usually a see food diet. You see, you eat! This time he and Rich will send you to places where you SEE FOOD for LESS. Rich knows 99 trades plus ONE and you can start If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nominate someone...

Rich and Matt find out that meteorologist are cooking potions and licking their fingers to tell us what weather will be like each day. Rich shared why he was listening to FUN RADIO in a bunker exclusively in his underwear. Matt and Rich agree to one rule that is followed by one gender with simple rule “Why should I make it easy if I can make it complicated.” Matt admitted he may be wrong sometime,...

Matt finally grew up when he was 58 so now he is interested in a belly dancing program and on the weekends he will do lizard exercises. He also now knows how to make a trumpet rusty from the inside out, so he may be crashing all parades. Learn where the best ice cream is in Naples. For now just know it is in Matts freezer that opens after midnight. Rich celebrates his national day alone. Matt did...

There was a place where toilet paper was $85, a gallon of bleach $95, a place where any sandwich with meat was called a CUBAN SANDWICH (thanks to Mr. Garcia), unlimited flow of home baked cookies and treats with story time. Coffee was made fresh and black, people entered skinny and If you have an announcement to make or something special to share send details to info@divinenaples.com Please nomina...