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Well howdy, pardner! You ready to rustle up a chalkboard and do some cow math? What’s that, city slicker? You’ve never heard of cow math?! Then this podcast is for you! By the time we’re done, you’ll know exactly how many head a’ cow you can graze off how many footacres of water happen to be in your catchment basins. And if math just ain’t your thing, maybe you’ll be entertained by Michael’s attem...

In this world of zombies, turns out nearly everyone is safe. With multiple spinoff series announced, there’s no need to fear for the lives of the main characters anymore. Unless…the spinoff series are a ploy and everyone dies?! Pick your side of the conspiracy. Join us as we wrap up what can best be described as not the worst season, but definitely not the best season of The Walking Dead.  Watchin...

In this episode of Picard, Patrick Stewart does some of the best acting of the show accompanied by some of the worst scenes of the show. Ogres and onions aren’t the only things that have layers anymore, join us as we try to track a couple different plot lines through multiple layers of nonsense. It’ll have you asking important questions such as, is Q a sociopath or party animal? Is Borg-Jurati get...

Catch an old favorite out of the Bald Move vault from Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard. See Thor before he was an all-mighty god in a movie that turns the slasher tropes on their heads. If you're a horror fan who somehow missed this, I encourage you to give it a watch before you give this a listen. On the other hand, if you did enjoy the film, I think you'll really enjoy the works of the SCP. Here are...

Your feedback has been held in the Magnetic Containment Bottle on the Starship Bald Move and Captains A.Ron and Jim and are cracking it open to read what you have to say. The Picard writing team have phasers set to stun, and stunned we are. Let’s decipher the portrayal of mental health and dream about what a present-day episodic Star Trek would be like.  If you would like to further destabilize th...

This week Michael and KITT are put on security detail for state senator! Sen. Maggie Flynn is a real "Bernadette" Sanders type, a champion of the people who is trying to block a corrupt development deal that will threaten the environment and cause resident's power bills to soar. If the civically dubious direct action doesn't grab you, Devon plays model UN! Got something to say? Send it in to knigh...

Have you seen The Bourne Trilogy, All the President’s Men, and Prince of Egypt? If yes, you’ll see where the writers of The Walking Dead took inspiration from this season. The title of this episode is “Acts of God”, so aside from the cameo from Brood X, we’d like to know where these other acts are. Don’t miss the zombies biting at the gaps in the armor of Seal Team Sux with the same ferocity of yo...

Okay, okay, the liquid in the vial is blue! A.Ron concedes. And acknowledges he might be colorblind. Do you want to emit EMPs from your cells and then put on a cover concert of 20th century rock and roll? Yes? Well, then you may want to look into getting borg-ified like Agnes Jurati. Join Jim and A.Ron as they tackle an episode that ranges from impromptu concerts to the aftermath of domestic abuse...

With a title like that, how can this episode possibly fail? It can't. A maniacal real estate investor backed by henchmen Gul Dukat and the mysterious "Mario" tries to force out a small mom and pop stunt show by sabotaging their arena. Did you know that a car can also ski? Well, they can! KITT almost crushes a man, and ultimately has to stop a bomb with his butt. The Hoff continues to put on a fash...

There's a strong theme developing this week on the walking dead about the costs of protecting yourself or others but we're not quite sure The Walking Dead has a strong enough foundation to lay it on. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://support.ba...

There are things that we like, and there are things that are weird. Join us as we discuss the benefits of Old Trek being an episodic show and the challenges Picard faces because it is serialized. Picard provides impetus for plenty of fun and wild theories for the futures of these characters and this episode is no exception. Ponder the pressing questions with us, such as “How does the ship keep up...

After a whopping three hours of televised adventures, Michael Knight decides he needs some rest and relaxation. So he dons his finest autumn collection from Sears and heads to the small town of White Rock to do a little climbing. Wouldn’t you know, he’s sucked into a biker gang war by a pretty lady with a young kid. Kid brother or secret child? We podcast, you decide! Check out https://support.bal...

It's a dash for cash this week on The Walking Dead 1114 "The Rotten Core" as Sebastian sends Daryl and Rosita on a mission to break into a fortified panic room and a much flimsier safe. What purpose does cash serve in a world devastated by a zombie virus? Join us as we speculate about that and a whole lot more. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of t...

When the going gets tough, starfleet gets erratic. Everyone is making brash decisions this week as they try to rescue Rios and find the Watcher. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Di...

This week Michael Knight and his car pal KITT get embroiled in an illicit nuclear arms deal, as corrupt military leadership tries to smuggle out tactical nukes to the highest bidder. There's so much to talk about; Michael's funeral fashion, the finer points of snack wagons, tac-nukes with kitchen timers, Devon being over Michael's s$%* just two episodes in, and the debut of KITT's infamous butt pi...

It might seem, based on the latest round of potential villains, that the "warlords" in The Walking Dead are getting less and less intimidating but it seems like the real warlord might have been The Commonwealth in sheep's clothing all along. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts on this week's episode. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all o...

In this exciting movie-length first installment, JayMcKane and A.Ron check out the series premier of KNIGHT RIDER, "Knight of the Phoenix". In this episode Michael loses everything, even his face! But he is handsomely rewarded with a Hasslehoff based makeover, and everyone in contractually obligated to remark on how good he looks. He's then gifted an indestructible super car, which he uses to catc...

Season two of Star Trek: Picard got off to a pretty good start. It turns out though, that it's still a TV show, meaning it will have its ups and downs. Luckily the ups are higher than the downs this episode as we get a time-travel episode, a true Star Trek staple. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL o...

Eugene has been deeply wronged, but somehow ends up apologizing for it and what's more, it actually works for this overall decent episode of TWD. Maggie gets some one-on-one time to argue politics with Pamela Milton and again, it pretty much works. Of course this is The Walking Dead so there are always things that don't work so join us on the podcast for our full thoughts. A big thank you to Myste...

Star Trek: Picard goes full Sliders with a dark alternate timeline that they must try to escape with the help of an unlikely ally. Honestly, we were hoping for a the sexy mirror universe, but we'll also take militaristic racist dystopia. Join us for the podcast for our full thoughts. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well...

The Walking Dead has entered its final stage. The stage where they’ve said “screw it” and now all bets are off. Should they make an episode starring Eugene in a neo-noire storyline that involves a mystery the audience already knows the answer to and give him a 3.5 minute tantrum monologue at the end of it? Yes they should. Maybe they should also ham-handedly slam some heavy socio-political comment...

The Batman is the darkest take on a Batman movie yet. It's also a familiar Batman story, with some minor updates and a few twists. It has an excellent cast, (yes, Robert Pattinson is a good Batman) a memorable score, and it looks fantastic. Does all this add up to a great Batman movie? Check out the podcast to find out. If you're a Club Bald Move member stick around for the full spoilers after the...

Star Trek: Picard is back with the season 2 premiere, The Star Gazer. You probably already have an idea what the double meaning of the title is but join us for the podcast for our full thoughts on the satisfying start to Star Trek: Picard season two. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcast...

It’s a very special Halloween in February episode as we’re treated to the show’s 2nd Festival, Halloween in the Commonwealth. What spooky movies will they be playing in the cinema? How many people will they lose to last-minute projector bulb runs? What's the most inconsiderate fright that a sheltered population could fill their haunted house with? Find out with us on this week’s podcast! A big tha...

Join us for a wrapup with our thoughts on the success of this year's 24hr Groundhog Day charity marathon followed by an interview with CureAlz.org project coordinator, Connor. If you'd like to donate to help find a cure for Alzheimer's you can visit CureAlz.org. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of...