Advice Fight

The boys get silly on psilocybin. Taking advantage of Denver's decriminalized psilocybin laws, the boys decide to take mushrooms. Like grown-ups. Deliberately, with a proper set and setting, and a specific intention. Or in Ben's case, for the first time ever, while wracked with fear.  Featuring standup comedy clips from our pals Troy Walker and Myq Kaplan! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Th...

The boys clean up their texting habits. Let's face it, a lot of people just don't understand text etiquette. And nowhere is that more infuriating than in a group chat. Here at the Grawlix Saves the World, we're no different. And that's because of Andrew. But, because we are a team, we all take a look at our texting habits and apply some new rules to our thread.  Featuring standup comedy clips from...

The boys write and deliver each other's eulogies. Bothered by the fact that we only seem to celebrate those we love after they're gone, Adam challenges Ben and Andrew to all write eulogies for one another in the first-ever Grawlix live funeral! Featuring standup comedy and British-reality-show-style judging by Matt Kirshen! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, Janu...

In this steamy episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy, we rank the hunks of Full House, Step By Step, and Family Matters (aka the three most successful shows of ABC's legendary TGIF television programming block). Dig in to this tasty teaser for free, then support us on Patreon to hear the whole hunk!  We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until t...

The boys reflect upon the world that they saved. Wow. Fifty episodes. We simply cannot believe it. To celebrate the occasion, the boys reflect upon the last two years and each pick their top episodes—the self-improvement challenges that had the greatest impact on their lives. And then we crown the GSTW Winner of the First 50! All hail the new champ! Featuring standup clips from Justine Marino and...

The boys attempt baking treats for a holiday party. Well sir, it's the holiday season and here at Grawlix GloboCorp LTD that can only mean one thing—our annual company holiday party. A raucous bacchanal of EDM, brotherhood, and pure, unfiltered sexual energy. You know, the holidays. As if that wasn't enough, the boys attempt a baking challenge, each presenting their pastries for the appraisal of t...

The boys assemble their holiday self-care kits. The holidays can be tricky for anyone, WHAT WITH THE OMNIPRESENT JUDGEMENT OF THE ALL-KNOWING CHRIST KING. And because The Grawlix Saves the World has been (and always will be) a vengeful Old Testament type of podcast, the boys challenge one another to create holiday self-care kits—three items that bring them comfort and joy—to help them navigate the...

The boys try to scare the bejesus out of each other through horror movies. If you're a fan of the pod, you know that Andrew and Adam have been going pretty hard at ole Ben Roy lately with a string of challenges designed to make him face his fears. So, in this episode, Ben turns the tables—well, on Adam, anyway—by forcing him to watch the scariest horror movies that the trio can muster. The boys gi...

Behold! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! Baseball season has come to an end and the World Series is underway—far away—which has us feeling wistful for those hunktastic homerun heroes of the Colorado Rockies in the 1990s, the Blake Street Bombers. In this very important and extremely necessary episode of Boi Crazy, we earnestly objectify baseball legends Larry Walker, Andr...

The boys "live off the land" by tasting some exotic mountain meats. Live podcast episode! We eat exotic mountain meats cooked by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo! Yes, even Ben, who's a vegetarian! Earlier this month, we were invited to perform at the opening weekend at TACAW (The Arts Campus at Willits), an amazing new venue north of Aspen in Basalt, Colorado. The mountain peaks were dusted with s...

Ben tackles one of his biggest fears. Adam and Andrew come along for the ride. If there's one thing that The Grawlix Saves the World is about, it's friends helping friends overcome. We always strive to provide a helping hand to one another, so that we may better surmount difficult, emotional hurdles. However, this episode features none of that. Andrew and Adam find out Ben is afraid of rollercoast...

If you could write a letter to your adolescent self—a missive from the future to a younger, impressionable you—what would you say? And would you read that letter in front of an audience, and then let it be judged by your comedian friends Rory Scovel and Daniel Van Kirk, hosts of the amazing Pen Pals podcast?! The Grawlix boys would. And the result is a live show for the ages.  Featuring standup co...

Sam Tallent is one of the foremost riffers in these United States. And certain parts of Canada. It was only natural, then, that he saunter into Riff City and issue a challenge to them Grawlix Boys—riff an entire set, record it, and bring it in for review. Will Riff City crown a new mayor? Listen and see!  Featuring standup comedy clips from Sam T live at the Grawlix and from his new comedy special...

Summoning their inner Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's (cocaine), Adam, Andrew and Ben vow to tackle home-repair projects they've been putting off—without calling any real men for help.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Gabby Gutierrez-Reed and Mat Alano-Martin! LINKS: See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Shane Torres, Janae Burris, Mike Mulloy, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at...

Eating healthy is hard. Eating healthy on a road trip—or as a traveling comedian—is damn near impossible. The boys discuss their dietary strategies while touring and their top breakfast, lunch, and dinner choices for the approval/judgement of famed fast-food lobbyist Troy Walker (Denver native and writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!).  Also featuring standup comedy clips from Troy! Huzzah! LINKS: Listen...

That's right! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! They say sex sells, and we can't think of any group of salesmen sexier than those colorful hunks on fronts of cereal boxes. In this episode, we give rapid-fire appraisals for EIGHTEEN different cereal mascots—and then we each pick the three that we'd most like to, ahem, pour into our bowl.  Click here to listen to the full ep...

As July turns to August and summer begins to slip away, Ben, Andrew and Adam soak up every last drop by shuffling through their respective iPods and sharing their favorite summer jams with international playlist influencer Eliza Skinner.  Featuring brand-new standup comedy clips from Justine Marino and Jacob Rupp! LINKS: Listen to our summer jams playlist on Spotify! Get tickets to see The Grawlix...

After a week of trying (and failing} to use less plastic, we realized that we needed to stop bullshitting and talk to an expert. In this special bonus episode, we interview Will Hancock, a sales director for Plexus Recycling Technologies and a consultant to the recycling industry. Will takes us on the journey of a water bottle after it's tossed in a recycling bin and gives us the dirt on compostab...

Just in time for Plastic Free July, The Grawlix attempt to cut plastic out of their lives for a week straight, only to find themselves helplessly torn between their desire to do the right thing and their love of seafood and takeout coffees. Featuring standup clips from Phoebe Bottoms and Mike Wiebe! LINKS: Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre Check out Ben's new album, "...

High off the results of their positive push in the previous episode, Andrew, Adam and Ben become low-rent superheroes and scour the city for random acts of kindness they might provide.  Featuring standup clips from Brandie Posey and Christian Duguay! LINKS: Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Help Danny Ramos recover from a hit & run car accident The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Vis...

After Ben and Adam reveal they've got a case of the crankies, Andrew calls for an emergency positive push. Channeling the spirit of the late great Brody Stevens, the boys all commit to positive thinking for a week—by recording voice memos of all their negative thoughts. Oh, and then they have to play them for each other on the podcast. Will sharing private logs of their tantrums and bouts of self...

In a move that's clearly just a ploy to boost ratings, Ben and Andrew decide to throw a surprise Zoom baby shower for Adam. And by "baby shower" we mean sprinkle. And by "sprinkle" we mean diaper sculpture contest. Special guest Shayna Ferm joins to offer wisdom and judgement, Producer Ron gets dragged into the sculpting competition, and Adam joins in the second half to display the freakish and fa...

Ben, Adam, and Andrew reunite in person for the first time in months—to test their grip strength and their trust in one another—by going indoor rock climbing. Will the the bonds of the boys' friendship become stronger when they're literally tied to opposite ends of the same rope? Will one of them fall to their tragic-but-hilarious death while a crowd of strangers watches? Listen and find out! Feat...

Adam once considered himself fluent in Spanish. Ben and Andrew, not at all. But that doesn't mean all three of our intrepid Grawlix heroes can't use a week-long refresher course on the second most commonly spoken language in the US. Join them on un viaje hispanohablante!  Featuring a thirteen-year-old standup clip from the well-traveled travieso Adam Cayton-Holland and a much more recent clip from...

Setting out to answer that age-old question, "does weed make you more creative?" Andrew, Adam and Ben celebrate that oh-so-Colorado holiday of 4/20 by saxing a few daggers and then taking creativity tests administered by Producer Ron. The results are very, very stupid.  Featuring standup clips from Steve Vanderploeg and Eeland Stribling! LINKS: The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreo...