A hora milagrosa

"He's a portly fellow." Jai-Alai is back, Jack! Mike and Chris have important updates on the Cyclones from last night's draft. Don't worry, Manu is back, and so are Iñaki and Unda, but how did we fill out the rest of our roster? Chris Cote is watching the Miami Dolphins through a very simple prism this year, and it's not off to a great start as Reuben Bain dominates training camp for the Tampa Bay...

Andrew Whitworth knows a thing or two about surviving football. The former NFL tackle and Thursday Night Football analyst tells Dan how Nick Saban convinced him he was a tackle, why his pregame routine consisted of sitting in his underwear playing FreeCell, and why he still loves his former teammate and “Fitz & Whit” co-host Ryan Fitzpatrick after he sprinted away from a brawl. Whitworth also...

"If my music is that bad, tell me to get back into the lab." JuJu is here to update the crew with some important omissions from his Top 10 Red Shirt-Wearers from yesterday's show. He also has a Top 5 for today's show, an update of The Polls, and a very depressing Stat of the Day.

"College is supposed to be for being gross and grungy." Zaslow asks Jessica for some advice, and Jess comes in with some strong takes on a new college interior designer, the new Primetime trailer, Stephanie White's time with the Indiana Fever, fake products on Amazon, and the team most likely to struggle from the Top 10 in College Football.

"And now number 10!" It seems like AEW has made Greg Cote references on more than one occasion, and it leads us to the actual reveal of his No. 10 and No. 9 on his Top 70 Catchphrase list. Plus, a nomination for Best Musical Performance by Roy, and Kyler Murray won the starting QB job in Minnesota over J.J. McCarthy.

"I've heard it before, but I assumed it was Shakespeare or something." Nick Wright, who just recently moved to New York nine years ago, is here to break down stories from across the sports world, but he's overtaken by his love for Greg Cote's Top 70 Catchphrases and the genius of the Little League Theory. Also, the Lakers have been sold yet again, Pat McAfee continued his run of staying away from...

"How high do you fly in seven seconds?" Chris is out because his daughter is sick, but Tony is out for a much more plugged-in reason, no thanks to the fools at NASA. Plus, Zaslow and Mike are confused about why the Heat are waiting on Klay Thompson, Jeremy is all-in on the duo of Sandy Alcantara and Eury Perez, and even Greg doesn't believe in Malik Willis and the Miami Dolphins. Today's cast: Zas...

"I think I hate the shirt." JuJu has a Top 10 to respond to a day full of controversy surrounding Zaslow's shirt. He also delivers his show awards and updates the Polls.

"You didn't wanna say, 'Let's transition?'" The Browns QB battle is legitimately hilarious, and it has led Todd Monken to deliver some amazing quotes. Then, Greg and Jeremy were not in for yesterday's conversation about Enes Kanter Freedom, Royce White, Sophie Cunningham, trans athletes, and the WNBA, and they have thoughts. Plus, the Miami Heat are back in action on Christmas, and it has the enti...

"If you're up for it..." Greg Cote made an offer after a few beers several months ago, and now, unfortunately, he has to cash in. Then, Chris eloquently explains the difference between the White Pages and the Yellow Pages, the crew breaks down their first cars, and College Football heads toward a 96-team CFP.

"The summer of John Leguizamo." Adnan is here to show off his expertise in Major League Baseball and the movies, so Zas introduces him properly: as the host of Monday Night Hockey. Adnan helps us discuss who owns this summer at the theater, how the Dodgers' losing streak impacts the season, smoking and non-smoking restaurants, and Mike's Top 5 Movies of the Summer. Plus, Tony tries to pull off a p...

"I went to the clothes store..." Zas is here in his brand-new shirt, and he has a couple of cast members on board who weren't here yesterday. Greg has arrived with his typical far-away-from-the-mic energy, Jeremy has some feedback from yesterday's show, and the rest of the crew has thoughts on a new Miami Heat feud between current Heat forward Bobby Portis and former Heat guard Norman Powell. Plus...

"Built the hell out of that damn world." JuJu joins us and provides us with a damning stat about Enes Kanter and Royce White's attempts to play in the WNBA. He also directs our attention away from the nonsense surrounding the league towards what we should all be focusing on: the high-quality play from the superstars in the league, night in and night out. JuJu also shows us true love is everywhere...

"He's A Space Cadet When It Comes To Basketball IQ And Attention To Detail." Ric Flair Has Had Another Epic Twitter Moment This Weekend, And It Confirms What We Always Believed: There Is Only One Ric Flair. Amin Has His Weekend Observations, Chris Has Another Monday Chris Moment, And Hunter Pence Joins The Show To Discuss The Upcoming Field Of Dreams Game On Netflix, And Tell Us Whether Or Not He...

"Us Jews don't believe in that." Yet more controversy has struck the WNBA after Enes Kanter and Royce White announced they are both declaring for the WNBA Draft. The gang breaks down the ridiculous nature of the latest controversy and why this league always has something going on around it. The gang honors the life of NBA legend Don Nelson, and Mike shares his list of Top 5 Barrel Chests out of re...

"You wanted to be in Buffalo?! That was a sentence?!" Tony has his Top 5 storylines from this week around NFL training camps, including Aaron Donald's insane workout and continued injury concerns in San Francisco. The Buffalo Bills had a soft opening for their brand-new stadium this weekend, and it did not go according to plan. How do we still have obstructed views in 2026? Plus, Adam Vinatieri is...

"I make comments about these people." Zaslow is back from his vacation and fighting off a cold, but that does not stop him from going after Uber and Uber Eats for lying. This may not surprise you, but Zaslow doesn't mix cereals, and Monday Chris wants us to watch a video from Miami Dolphins training camp. Plus, Zaslow and Mike weigh in on the University of Miami's search for an athletic director,...

The one and only Mina Kimes drops by to build her ultimate roster of favorite head coaches, coordinators, quarterbacks, offensive lines, and defenses. Plus, she breaks down: AFC & NFC contenders on high alert to miss the playoffs; where the Dan Campbell era in Detroit will stand three years from now (spoiler: Mina’s still buying the hype). But is she too hard on Caleb Williams? And will Zach C...

"It's time for Mister Lister!" Jeremy celebrates Robert Pattinson's ascension, which leads the crew into a conversation about the biggest celebrity of the last 5 decades. Then, Chris pitches a new version of a survivor pool. Plus, it's time to get into playing shape: Mike vs. Jeremy and Mike vs. Roy in one of Dave's classic trivial pursuits.

"Busting makes me feel good." Haynes King will always be a gamer. Always. Plus, at the top of the 10 o'clock hour, Pablo joins the show to share his latest exposé of the Kawhi Leonard scandal involving the Clippers, Salary Cap circumvention, and now, a new business: Daktronics. He explains the origin of his story, how the details tie into the rest of this saga, and the questions fans and the media...

"Splay that weiner out real nice..." Dave Dameshek is driving the ship, and he's gotten off to a cup-full-of-sausage start. What's the best breakfast meat? Then, why do we pay any attention to preseason polls in College Football? Should we have our own Top 25 Preseason Producers Poll for the NFL? And what's the worst number for a QB?

Eliott Rodriguez has been a journalist in Miami for 40 years. Now, he's throwing his hat into the Florida US Congressional District 27 race. He joins Billy Corben to talk about his candidacy. Also joining Billy is Bonita Jones Peabody, a former public defender who is a candidate in the judge group for Miami-Dade Circuit Court 69.

"Xavier Nady?" Mike Schur has arrived to calm your fears about the Dodgers, while admitting they did give themselves an even better chance of a three-peat. He also breaks down the Red Sox's trade for Adley Rutschman and why the AL East was aggressive at the Trade Deadline across the board. Then, Chris and Jeremy square off in Ethan's latest Pitch Clock Trivia as they try to nail down the career pa...

"8%?" JuJu has his WNBA-themed Thursday Thunder and an update on the 15-20 Polls we had from today's show, and Amin tells an insane bachelor party story.

"Settle, caballo!" So, it's Football Is Back Day, huh? Dameshek has some thoughts on Jayden Daniels and the Comandantes, and Dan wonders how the Rams continue to produce top-tier skill players. Also, Amin has some stats on a lefty QB battle and the budget for Grand Theft Auto 6.