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"Give me the last poll!" After Tony and Jeremy introduce the world to Matt 'Tugboat' Wilkinson, JuJu comes out on fire with a game of Douche or No Douche, the Top 5 People Who Played Roles That JuJu Will NEVER Be Able To See As Any Other Character, and an update on crucial polls for Amin's theory about the theories.

"Geze-o-pete!" Jess is here to break down a Midwest phrase going viral, the opening for a new job in the Big 12, Song Sung Blue, celebrities getting scammed, and the NFL psyop that wasn't a psyop.

"DARLENE?" We have more information on the Kawhi Leonard scandal and the slant behind the recent reporting. Plus, Mark Walter's sale of the Lakers to Josh Kushner and Bob Iger has not only exposed the NBA's shaky owner finances, but also the future of the Dodgers and whether their massive payroll is built on lies.

"So these are just two stories that don't relate?" What's the coolest sports moment you've witnessed that was not about your team? Who's the character from TV you hated to watch the most? Are you in the middle of mock season? And why is Tony so happy? He has stories to tell about finding some cash and hearing some stray cats.

"Should I go?" Zaslow has an idea for plans with his wife this weekend, but he can't decide if he wants to pull the trigger and buy tickets. Then, if your wide receivers can block, do you automatically have a great culture? Let's ask Jeff Hafley. Amin introduces a new theory, we examine the worst press conference questions, Jeremy claims tonight is the biggest regular season start of Sandy Alcanta...

"Go play Call of Duty, kid." Drew Brees' revelation an hour ago that he wanted to be a baseball player inspired Amin to make a Top 5 list and tell us how he tore the UCL in his thumb.

"89 is such a hoax, dude." Chris Cote is mad at gas stations, and it's not for the reason you think. He also once put green gas in his car because he was distracted. Amin is mad at dogs again and especially mad at Ethan's dog, who is named Percy, NOT Malachi. Plus, Hall of Fame quarterback Drew Brees joins the show to discuss the emotions of his enshrinement, how close he came to signing with the...

"Normally it's a donkey eating briars." Is it acceptable to wear gear of your favorite team that celebrates them not winning a national championship? Tony has found the picture of himself at Universal with AJ Burnett; Greg Cote listens to his own podcast in his garage, which doubles as a mental man cave; and Greg Cote reviews the reviews of the Pat McAfee album. Plus, Stephen A. Smith is at it aga...

"You know what happens to loose ends, right?" The NBA has completed its investigation into Kawhi Leonard and the Los Angeles Clippers and found no link suggesting Steve Ballmer funneled money to his superstar. How has this happened? Is it time for Adam Silver to get control of the league? Is The Hartford Current a small local paper or an NWSL franchise? What the hell is going on with the sale of t...

"Trade A.J. Burnett for a bat and a Band-Aid." 'Monday Chris' has arrived on a Tuesday, just off the Brightline after a weekend at EPCOT hanging out with A.J. Burnett, who he owes a DM. Speaking of the Marlins, they got hosed last night with a terrible foul ball call on a hit that should have tied the game. Jeremy is off today, but he tries to sneak in to react to it... because he's Jeremy. Greg i...

"Alright. There you go... Okay." The crew live-reacts to the debut of the first Preseason AP Poll for College Football, and Tony sends Jeremy his first carrier pigeon.

"Buddy's got hair." 'The Shipping Contentor' is ready for Amin's Weekend Observations, the best new dinosaur movie in theaters today, the 4-month wait for Avengers: Doomsday, and the strange reaction to Inde Navarrette's casting in X-Men. Plus, Tony found a new app.

"Everyone's got a podcast." Amin and Jeremy finish up their Top 5 Always Sunny Episodes lists before Zaslow has Amin make the case for why Amar'e Stoudemire was a sure-fire Basketball Hall of Famer. How much should your influence on the game impact your HOF nomination? How about the era you played in? How 'bout if you're faking a voice? Plus, Tyrese Haliburton has a problem with the NBA schedule.

"THAT'S WHERE WE ARE!" Zaslow, Amin, and the Shipping Container discuss the tragic passing of Hayden Panettiere and the troubled lives of child stars. Then, what are things you don't know that should be in your wheelhouse? Plus, Tony has his Top 5 Dudes from the NFL Preseason, and Amin and Jeremy have dueling Top 5 Episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

"Miami spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice." Roy details his expensive meal from over the weekend that left him staring at the check, then at his wife, then back at the check, then back at his wife, and at the check again. Then, doesn't it feel great to watch your team's QB and not worry he's going to get injured on every single snap? Let's talk Malik Willis and Tua Tagovailoa. Also, the Marlins series in Phi...

Who will summit Mount Lombardi this season? Football America! breaks down the NFC and AFC North. Go Long’s Ty Dunne provides the national view, while Tim Benz (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) dives deep on the Steelers. Dunne says the departure of Harbaugh and Tomlin allow their respective former teams to breathe and modernize. Benz breaks down why fans might be overly optimistic about the Steelers def...

"Go ahead, say the next part." It's time to toast Russell Westbrook, an ACC-based game of Mister Lister with Mike and Chris, Big Game or Not a Big Game, and some new couch shopping.

"School is back...Jack." Does it make any sense for you to go to college if Chris Cote and Jeremy Tache have ended up in the same place? What in the world happened to Cal Raleigh? Who had the worst drop-off of any QB? Plus, Pablo has the latest details after Part 14 of his series on Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers, including the paper trail with Daktronics. He also explains the questions surroundin...

"Look at these other asshole teams!!!!!" Did baseball do its job and get us to football season? Did the Heat get screwed with their Emirates NBA Cup Grouping? Did the Panthers miss out on re-signing Bobby because of a formality? Plus, Miami Hurricanes basketball coach Jai Lucas stops by, to the delight of the Shipping Container, to share his thoughts on the state of the program, Florida turning in...

For the first time, Billy Corben interviews a democratic socialist. Oliver Larkin is running in Florida US Congressional District 25 and joins us to talk about his candidacy. Friend of the show, Dr. Marvin Dunn, the founder of the Miami Center for Racial Justice, comes on the program to talk about a grant for the city of Overtown that was denied because Miami mayor Eileen Higgins wanted money for...

After a disastrous game last week, we have all looked ourselves in the mirror and decided we need to get better. So we are going back to the basics: guys naming dudes. This week's game brings back an old favorite: Who He Play For—no messing around this time, just right to the good stuff. Plus, Joon Lee joins Jeremy to discuss the latest headlines around Major League Baseball as well as his Top 5 B...

"Such a stupid ass age." JuJu is here, and he is committing a major crime by wearing his Jayden Daniels LSU jersey. He reels off his Thursday Thunder picks, tells us whether the guy who sneezes in public or the brother playing music on a speaker in public is more annoying, and gives flowers to Damien Woody on an amazing run at ESPN.

"Don't trust someone who gets the QP." Amin continues to double, triple, and even quadruple down on his awful take that Chicago is overrated. What other cities does our crew believe are overrated? If Wendy's stopped selling chili, would there be a national revolt? Plus, a guy on TikTok has made it his life's work to throw a perfect game with Roy Oswalt on MVP Baseball 2005, and we are all the way...

"'I was hearing' is kind of a weak qualifier." The Miami Hurricanes are looking good in fall camp, and Mike Ryan would know because he's been out there. Zaslow's old friend and founder of the Freezing Cold Takes Twitter account, Fred Segal, joins the show and reveals that Zaslow has been the same person since he was eight years old. Russell Westbrook announced his retirement yesterday, and the cre...

"Pre 9/11, travel was awesome." Zaslow's childhood friend, Fred Segal, who runs the Freezing Cold Takes Twitter account, is joining us later, so we discuss which one of them is Matthew Tkachuk and which one is Jayson Tatum. Mark Walter flipped the Los Angeles Lakers for a $2.5 billion profit in just nine months; what does this say about the state of the NBA and the divide between the haves and hav...