A hora milagrosa

"Busting makes me feel good." Haynes King will always be a gamer. Always. Plus, at the top of the 10 o'clock hour, Pablo joins the show to share his latest exposé of the Kawhi Leonard scandal involving the Clippers, Salary Cap circumvention, and now, a new business: Daktronics. He explains the origin of his story, how the details tie into the rest of this saga, and the questions fans and the media...

"Splay that weiner out real nice..." Dave Dameshek is driving the ship, and he's gotten off to a cup-full-of-sausage start. What's the best breakfast meat? Then, why do we pay any attention to preseason polls in College Football? Should we have our own Top 25 Preseason Producers Poll for the NFL? And what's the worst number for a QB?

Eliott Rodriguez has been a journalist in Miami for 40 years. Now, he's throwing his hat into the Florida US Congressional District 27 race. He joins Billy Corben to talk about his candidacy. Also joining Billy is Bonita Jones Peabody, a former public defender who is a candidate in the judge group for Miami-Dade Circuit Court 69.

"Xavier Nady?" Mike Schur has arrived to calm your fears about the Dodgers, while admitting they did give themselves an even better chance of a three-peat. He also breaks down the Red Sox's trade for Adley Rutschman and why the AL East was aggressive at the Trade Deadline across the board. Then, Chris and Jeremy square off in Ethan's latest Pitch Clock Trivia as they try to nail down the career pa...

"8%?" JuJu has his WNBA-themed Thursday Thunder and an update on the 15-20 Polls we had from today's show, and Amin tells an insane bachelor party story.

"Settle, caballo!" So, it's Football Is Back Day, huh? Dameshek has some thoughts on Jayden Daniels and the Comandantes, and Dan wonders how the Rams continue to produce top-tier skill players. Also, Amin has some stats on a lefty QB battle and the budget for Grand Theft Auto 6.

"Send me that so I can send it to all my friends!" Winterfresh vs. Wintergreen, the elephant vs. the mouse, the 3 walks vs. the base hit, the blue raspberry vs. the blueberry, the Hays rule vs. the cinema, the stunt double vs. CGI, and the white guy vs. the Hispanic phrases. This hour has a little bit of everything.

"Dan, I was slick as a Dolphin." Is it okay to use shampoo as your soap consistently? What about conditioner? We also hear from a Phillies fan who won an auction to do radio play-by-play and is coming for everyone's stuff, learn about the history of Eddie Gaedel, and add an important yodeling oversight. Plus, Dan returns to the Aaron Rodgers conversation to clarify an important part of his analysi...

"Here's something not beautiful, but weird..." Dave "Yammershek" is here with us in-studio to discuss important things, like why Otto Graham wore number 60. Then, Jeremy and Dan get into a profanity-laced fight over Jelly Bean flavors, Chris asks Dameshek to say more things, the crew wonders whether Chips and Salsa is the most disruptive appetizer, and Jeff Passan pulls a Dan and gives up his Hall...

"We're gonna do everything we can to make you happy." With the 2026-2027 NFL season upon us, Jeff Hafley, the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins, knows the expectations are high for him to lead a franchise that hasn't won a playoff game in a quarter of a century. Coach Hafley traces his rise from being a kid fixated on football (he asked for a mini whiteboard for Christmas!) to his college coach...

"It's August, sir. Can you throw some slants?" JuJu Gotti has some updates on the Polls, a show award to give out, and a Top 5 Things That Disappeared Out of Nowhere and Should Come Back.

"Baron de Dios!" Jessica has some thoughts on how Dan let his dog escape through the elevator, and she also shares some insight on eating steak nude, the Kyle Shanahan mistake by WGN, her Cubbies, and the Cleveland Sirens. Plus, Tony heads over to the nude restaurant and delivers his Top 5 Whoppers and Top 5 Things His Dad Will Call You If He Doesn't Remember Your Name.

"May contain errors." The crew has learned about a steakhouse in Hollywood, Florida, and it offers a monthly night for dining nude. No, seriously. You eat steak. In the nude. Naked. In front of other people. At a restaurant. Naked. Amin has a Top 5 Foods He'd Like to Eat While Nude and Top 5 He'd Like to Feed Someone Else While Nude. Because there's a restaurant with a night where you can dine nud...

"You wanna give up numbies?" Dan is furious with our social media team for doing exactly what we just did with this podcast title, but we'll get to that later. Nick Wright is here wearing his Fake News hat to talk Kevin Durant DMs, Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers, LeBron to the Sixers, and NFL Films music. Plus, Dan gets so frustrated about our social team's framing of his conversation about ESPN yest...

"Ewic." Is Greg Cote on the 14th hole of life? Did Amin outclass Zaslow while wearing socks with flip-flops? Does a gaudy, giant championship ring actually devalue the championship ring? What is the best reality TV show of all-time? Does Google AI suck? Is 'Brothers of Destruction' a good nickname for a NBA duo? Is saying 'the sensual Jason Jackson' redundant? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, C...

"Poll." It's time for another edition of Against the Spread before we learn of an extortion story from Davante Adams, Greg's take on Tony Romo's DUI, and how the results poured in on today's Polls.

"Cha-cha-Charles Johnson." Greg and Roy have competing Top 5 Catcher Names of All-time, and it sends us down a delightful road back to the 1920s and 1930s. Also, Amin is stressed because he can't share the details of what he describes as a "Top 5 Holy Shit" in the history of Pablo Torre Finds Out, Baker Mayfield is making a tiny mess, and Greg looks like a famous movie scene that, of course, he do...

"Even if I'm at a restaurant, I'm at a hotel." Jason Benetti tells us about his life living amongst the hotel people, his new feud with John Oliver, Tony Romo's DUI, fatty meat, and TV theme songs. Also, Amin has his Top 5 Sports Comeuppance Moments thanks to Gianni Infantino.  

"Right on." Greg Cote is ready for some ASWM, but he doesn't quite know what it is, and his son CERTAINLY isn't gettin' off to it. He also has an update on his final two phrases from the Greg Cote Catchphrase Countdown before we get to the Top 10. Also, what's the responsibility of a television network when someone like Aaron Rodgers joins their show to crush Anthony Fauci?

"I thought we were just hangin' out." The Marlins traded Liam Hicks to Dan's Tampa Bay Rays, and while Greg and Jeremy have differing opinions on that deal amongst the other three, they both have reasons why the Marlins were winners yesterday. That said, did they trade ham for ground beef? What's the worst quality meat? Is chicken meat? Are sardines? And why is Dan so emotional about all of it? Al...

"Salute to you, Fido." JuJu joins the show, and whether he wants to be or not, Dan makes sure he's up in arms. He has some thoughts on today's show and updates a wild day of Polls.

"Thank you for nothing." Amin is here for his weekend observations, including some direct shots at the Los Angeles Dodgers and Dan Le Batard. He's up in arms the entire time. Plus, will Harrison Bader ride a scooter ever again?

"What, is the McRib back?" Dan's dog escaped from his home through the elevator in the foyer (a super relatable story for the Shipping Container and audience), and he went on a wild chase through the streets of Miami that all of us wish we could've watched. Plus, is Gianni Infantino the most mafia-sounding name in the history of sports?

"What's goin' on in there?" Chris details exactly why he left the room in the first part of the show, but he also has to attempt to pass the sobriety test that Tony Romo faced recently. Dan questions why Romo gets paid as much as he does to broadcast, why the other broadcasters are paid similarly, and what CBS is doing by suspending him for the time being. Also, have you seen Kirk Cousins try to r...

"I haven't had any sausages yet." The MLB Trade Deadline is later today. That said, the Tarik Skubal trade from over the weekend seemed to break the spirit of sports fans across the country, and Dan has never seen anything like it. What should we feel? Also, what will the Marlins do today as they compete for a Wild Card spot? And why did Chris sprint out of the room right before we started the sho...