2 Guys No Credentials

Jeff asks Erik if he still believes in God. The short answer is yes. The longer answer involves Catholic school, a drill instructor who wanted him gone, and a prayer he said behind a curtain at medical. Erik tells the boot-camp story and tries to explain why he still wishes he had the faith he sees in other people. We also get into the stress of wondering whether you’re doing enough for the people...

Erik and Jeff rank Halloween candy, defend a questionable number-one pick, and learn what five seconds of pressure does to their horror movie knowledge. Between deeply unqualified monster classifications, a creepy MrBallen retelling, and Jeff’s personal ghost story, Erik starts wishing someone else was home. Follow 2 Guys No Credentials—and lower your expectations.

Your dream house is half price, but it comes with a ghost. Erik and Jeff have questions—and a few conditions before they’re willing to share the place. This week on 2 Guys No Credentials: a $30 pizza with an unwanted extra, a disagreement about whether one piece of candy counts as eating candy, and Erik’s campaign for a restaurant booth away from other people’s children. There’s also an apology th...

Bone-in vs. boneless wings, ranch on pizza, and horror movie favorites: Erik and Jeff have opinions on all of it. From The Conjuring and Insidious to Edward Scissorhands, a childhood fear of the bathroom, and Erik’s Stephen King rant, the conversation ends with Halloween trivia that puts the show’s name to the test. Follow 2 Guys No Credentials for new episodes every Wednesday at 5 p.m. Eastern. L...

Where do you take an injured werewolf—the ER or the vet? And who’s paying the bill? We celebrate 31 episodes by questioning vampire selfies, ghost plumbing, and Frankenstein’s credit score. Erik also manages to complain about free pizza, which tells you everything you need to know about him. Plus: a therapy update, a rant about The Bear, and a conversation about the white supremacist march in Danb...

Where do you take an injured werewolf—the ER or the vet? And who’s paying the bill? We celebrate 31 episodes by questioning vampire selfies, ghost plumbing, and Frankenstein’s credit score. Erik also manages to complain about free pizza, which tells you everything you need to know about him. Plus: a therapy update, a rant about The Bear, and a conversation about the white supremacist march in Danb...

Erik’s dad stops by, and Jeff gets volunteered to explain giraffes with absolutely no warning. The credentials situation remains concerning. Then it’s IPA slander, Halloween anxiety, and the question of doing life all over again. Jeff wouldn’t change much. Erik would like to be excused. Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

You die, reach the afterlife, and find out you still have a job. Absolutely not. This week: ghost jobs, spending eternity with your wife’s next husband, and whether heaven would ruin Erik by making him actually like things. Erik also remembers his friend Adam ten years after his death—and shares a Marine Corps boot camp story involving a package he really shouldn’t have opened. Two guys. No creden...

ChapStick can’t be trusted. Neither can the weather guy. And Jeff wants proof that Browns fans are real. We’re making up conspiracy theories and getting a little too convinced. Football frustration and burning quesadillas included. Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

For the first time, 2 Guys No Credentials is recording together in person—and somehow that made us even less qualified. Six months into the podcast, Erik and Jeff look back at what has been harder than expected, their favorite moments, the lack of growth, the comment that nearly broke Erik and why they still want to keep going. Then we read some of the funniest and most brutal comments you’ve left...

Who’s the bigger threat to America: Democrats or Republicans? Erik and Jeff debate the Electoral College, presidential power and whether either party can be trusted with the system. Plus, Erik’s Korean barbecue disaster and a round of Which Idiot? Two best friends. Very different politics. Absolutely no credentials. Lower your expectations.

A Marine Erik worked with disappeared without warning—and 16 years later, NCIS is still looking for him. Erik shares the strange story involving stolen military equipment, multiple aliases, and two very different theories about what may have happened. The guys also discuss Antonio Brown’s disastrous fantasy-football Cameo, make dangerously confident NFL predictions, and decide whether it’s actuall...

Our friend Donnie joins us to answer one important question: Which apocalypse gives us the best chance of survival—zombies, an endless winter, or a world overrun by dinosaurs? We decide who would take charge, who would panic first, and who would inevitably get everyone killed. Plus, Zoology for Morons returns as we once again prove we know absolutely nothing about animals. Three idiots. Three apoc...

Tipping used to reward great service. Now we’re being emotionally blackmailed by an iPad. Erik and Jeff take on tip screens, Texas Roadhouse cheese fries that qualify as building materials, and a round of “Would You Rather” questions designed to destroy their friendship. Lower your expectations.

The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards continues with Hollywood’s worst casting decisions. Erik replaces Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde , Jeff becomes Regina George in Mean Girls , and both movies are immediately ruined. Erik starts a fight over a post-office survey, Jeff declares war on the letter Q, and we determine how long we could survive against an unlimited army of kindergartners. The qu...

Hollywood has the Oscars. Now it has something significantly less credible: the first annual 2 Guys No Credentials Movie Awards . Erik and Jeff debate the greatest movies, actors, and quotes of all time—including whether Denzel always plays Denzel, why The Lord of the Rings is overrated, and how Indiana Jones accomplished absolutely nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark . Then they somehow crown one...

This week, Erik and Jeff ask why fewer Americans feel comfortable saying they’re proud of their country. Has patriotism become political? Did younger generations get America’s blooper reel instead of the highlight reel? And can criticizing the country actually be an act of patriotism? They get into the flag, the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, 9/11, student loans, the cost of living, party-ove...

America had a birthday, so this week we skipped the News Desk and talked Fourth of July the only way we know how: fireworks, hot dogs, potato salad hate, childhood nostalgia, The Sandlot, Independence Day, Jaws, and adults pretending fireworks are still exciting. Erik also gets bullied at a party by a guy named Brennan after saying he’s from Tatooine, Jeff regrets another softball loss, and a Chic...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik came in completely out of gas, Jeff came in with OJ Simpson stats, and somehow that became an episode. We start with softball beer fines, fall into news burnout, take a detour through Supergirl and the DC universe, spend way too much time appreciating The Big Lebowski, debate whether OJ belongs in the Bills Ring of Honor, and then somehow end up talking abo...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik and Jeff ask the most important question two unqualified men can ask: Were the 90s actually better? We talk bad modern music, MTV, TRL, Beastie Boys, Blink-182, Jurassic Park, Good Will Hunting, Nickelodeon, SNL, Mighty Ducks logos, chain wallets, Starter jackets, childhood freedom, and why everything used to feel like it had more personality. Plus, Jeff su...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials , we kick things off with Zoology for Morons and immediately lose control. Somehow, sloths become bugs, seahorses become water, and dolphins become ocean dogs with serious legal problems. From there, the News Desk gets weird. We get into political campaign slogans that probably needed one more meeting, Connecticut embarrassing itself again, too many Dan Sullivans...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, the News Desk is barely holding together. We talk Jerome Powell, NFL outrage, Graham Platner’s Nazi tattoo, Jeff’s Bills depression, Erik’s Daily Wire regret, and a Home Depot mulch delivery that turned into a full neighborhood crisis. Then we head into The Deep End for the Mackenzie Sherilla Netflix documentary and immediately prove why we have no legal credent...

EP015 has everything nobody asked for: Marine stories, Buffalo sports depression, Aaron Rodgers ruining Erik’s life, and a voting debate handled by two men wildly unqualified to fix democracy. We had no business discussing this much. We did it anyway. Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

In this episode, Erik and Jeff are running on three hours of sleep and still somehow decide they’re qualified to talk about aliens, LeBron James, aquarium fish, penguin parades, and why every smoke alarm chooses violence at 3 a.m. We cover modern NBA softness, Angel Reese, WNBA money complaints, Buffalo playoff rage, Area 51, Bob Lazar, Ancient Aliens, QR code restaurant menus, parking lot mask pe...

The Sabres are back in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers catches strays, and somehow we end up arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or just a handheld tube of chaos. This episode starts with Jeff being way too excited about Buffalo hockey, then immediately falls apart into food debates, gummy bears in ice cream, grocery store behavior, and Gavin Newsom catching some completely unqualified political c...