2 Guys No Credentials

America had a birthday, so this week we skipped the News Desk and talked Fourth of July the only way we know how: fireworks, hot dogs, potato salad hate, childhood nostalgia, The Sandlot, Independence Day, Jaws, and adults pretending fireworks are still exciting. Erik also gets bullied at a party by a guy named Brennan after saying he’s from Tatooine, Jeff regrets another softball loss, and a Chic...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik came in completely out of gas, Jeff came in with OJ Simpson stats, and somehow that became an episode. We start with softball beer fines, fall into news burnout, take a detour through Supergirl and the DC universe, spend way too much time appreciating The Big Lebowski, debate whether OJ belongs in the Bills Ring of Honor, and then somehow end up talking abo...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik and Jeff ask the most important question two unqualified men can ask: Were the 90s actually better? We talk bad modern music, MTV, TRL, Beastie Boys, Blink-182, Jurassic Park, Good Will Hunting, Nickelodeon, SNL, Mighty Ducks logos, chain wallets, Starter jackets, childhood freedom, and why everything used to feel like it had more personality. Plus, Jeff su...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials , we kick things off with Zoology for Morons and immediately lose control. Somehow, sloths become bugs, seahorses become water, and dolphins become ocean dogs with serious legal problems. From there, the News Desk gets weird. We get into political campaign slogans that probably needed one more meeting, Connecticut embarrassing itself again, too many Dan Sullivans...

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, the News Desk is barely holding together. We talk Jerome Powell, NFL outrage, Graham Platner’s Nazi tattoo, Jeff’s Bills depression, Erik’s Daily Wire regret, and a Home Depot mulch delivery that turned into a full neighborhood crisis. Then we head into The Deep End for the Mackenzie Sherilla Netflix documentary and immediately prove why we have no legal credent...

EP015 has everything nobody asked for: Marine stories, Buffalo sports depression, Aaron Rodgers ruining Erik’s life, and a voting debate handled by two men wildly unqualified to fix democracy. We had no business discussing this much. We did it anyway. Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

In this episode, Erik and Jeff are running on three hours of sleep and still somehow decide they’re qualified to talk about aliens, LeBron James, aquarium fish, penguin parades, and why every smoke alarm chooses violence at 3 a.m. We cover modern NBA softness, Angel Reese, WNBA money complaints, Buffalo playoff rage, Area 51, Bob Lazar, Ancient Aliens, QR code restaurant menus, parking lot mask pe...

The Sabres are back in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers catches strays, and somehow we end up arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or just a handheld tube of chaos. This episode starts with Jeff being way too excited about Buffalo hockey, then immediately falls apart into food debates, gummy bears in ice cream, grocery store behavior, and Gavin Newsom catching some completely unqualified political c...

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, we return from a short break and immediately prove that time away has not made us smarter. Jeff celebrates the Buffalo Sabres winning their first playoff series since 2007, which sends us down a rabbit hole of old cell phones, the first iPhone, and what life looked like before everything became terrible in high definition. Then things fall apart in the usu...

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, nothing makes sense. The Sabres look legit, the Bills don’t, and the internet is arguing over a Trump-as-Jesus meme that somehow gets even dumber the more you look at it. We get into highway criminals, another round with the VA, aliens obviously, and this week’s thing we hate: food boxes. Then we close with a Last Sip on Augusta National and a timeline tha...

In this episode, we somehow cover everything and solve absolutely nothing. We start with an update on my wife’s massive keychain, which still gets lost constantly. Siri continues to ignore me but somehow listens perfectly to the TV, and Jeff spots someone at the gas station fully committed to the pajama lifestyle. From there it spirals. We get into the internet losing its mind over Timothée Chalam...

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse. We kick things off with the return of the Italian Job, then get into a debate about actors who might actually be better than Timothée Chalamet. From there, Jeff makes the case that the Buffalo Sabres are playing so well they might actually win it all, which feels insane to say out loud. We also get into a truly dum...

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse. We kick things off with a shocking development: Erik has no regrets and actually had a great week, which immediately feels suspicious. From there, Jeff tells the story of getting rear-ended by a drunk woman who ended up getting arrested after failing her field sobriety test, because apparently even normal life has...

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow manage to disappoint. We kick things off with updates on Bagel Delight and the Buffalo Sabres officially clinching a playoff berth, which still sounds fake. From there, Erik’s weekly regret is trusting the VA and wasting a perfect 70-degree Friday on a fishing trip that produced absolutely nothing except disappointment. We also get i...

Jeff gets his snowblower back just in time for the snow to disappear, which tells you everything you need to know. This episode includes Jeff’s confidence in the Bills, Erik regretting the VA yet again, a wildly unqualified discussion about gerrymandering, the return of Zoology for Morons, social media anxiety, cyclists in traffic, and the usual collection of complaints with no practical solutions...

In this episode, we get into getting older, drinking less like champions than we used to, the rarity of wood, everyday humor, Iran, and the chaos of dealing with the VA health care system. As usual, it’s strong opinions, loose facts, and two guys doing their best to make sense of things they have no business explaining. 2 Guys No Credentials — strong opinions, no credentials.

My therapist thinks my personality might just be a podcast bit, which feels less like a breakthrough and more like a problem. In this episode, we talk airplane etiquette, parking lot behavior, and the slow collapse of public decency. We also get into Justice Roberts, airport pajamas, and the general disappointment of sharing space with other people. 2 Guys No Credentials — strong opinions, no cred...

In this episode, we tackle immigration, American culture, political pandering… and halftime choreography. Somewhere between discussing assimilation and national identity, my mom asks why every male artist grabs their crotch mid-song. We may not have answers. But we definitely have confidence. 2 Guys. No Credentials. Too many microphones.

We probably shouldn’t have recorded this one. In this episode, we debate ginger privilege (who actually has it easier?), play Zoology for Morons , talk hockey and the Olympics, and attempt to design the perfect burger… all while a few drinks deep. Four mics. Zero research. Strong opinions. 2 Guys No Credentials. Subscribe for new episodes every Friday.

In this episode, we launch the podcast and set the tone for what you can expect… which honestly isn’t much. We talk about whatever’s on our minds, argue about things we’re not qualified to argue about, and probably make things worse along the way. This is 2 Guys No Credentials.