XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

What I’ve been up to on hiatus, Panera Bread is @#$%ing up 😡, my tv picks! OFFICER KRUPKE While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Susie to think he's having an affair. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David tra...

I’m still outraged at Panera, I’ve solved the MLB All-Star Game you’re welcome, we ❤️ Dolly, the women who work the front desk late at night in my building lobby are way too hot ATLANTA Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman. Leon visits his Auntie Rae. Later, Larry has some trouble with his glasses and faces off with a surly hotel cleaner. XMAS YOUR ENTH...

I owe everyone a Panera phone call, RIP Cheetah Chrome, why did Johnny Thunders get no shit about a certain song, and some RATHER curiously incredible Chicken McNuggets in a small Southern town… VOW OF SILENCE A friend who has taken a vow of silence creates a stir at multiple parties, Larry eats Jeff's dog's last meal, and Richard Lewis is snubbed meeting Larry for lunch. XMAS YOUR ENTHU...

My apologies for not calling Panera yet but how about getting off my ass, and some Spotted lanternfly train drama MISTER SOFTEE An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIA...

Sorry pigs love ya babes but how is pork so cheap (and tasty!!) ??? 🐷🤗 Slow cooker shoutout to Sistatime!, OMG I TELL MY BLIND UBER STORY (rider not driver oh calm down) FOISTED! Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff's barber, and gets into hot water over a new project. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & ev...

Yes I @#$%ing know I still haven’t called Panera, I have an incredible question about the Velvet Underground, we kick off my podcast walkup music album side Spotify playlist,  my f-word streak is broken AND RESTARTED!! Big announcement for next week: live call-in show!! KRAZEE-EYEZ KILLA Wanda's new boyfriend, rapper Krazee-Eyez Killa, tells Larry a sordid secret. He also gives him a replacem...

3RD ANNUAL LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!! 🤗 Wegmans is killing it with the super cheap pork sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true🐷🤗, I may have a new friend at Wegmans and…did Larry make XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM history in this episode??? Also I call out U.S. National Treasure (and Xmastime all-time Hall of Famer) Ada Limon on her bullshit. THE GRAND OPENING Larry loses his trust in their restaurant chef and...

My pathetic Panera phone call, doctor’s office shenanigans, probably live Xmastime breakdown on the show. TED AND MARY Larry and Cheryl enjoy their bowling double-date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, but it ends badly when Larry accuses the bowling alley of misplacing his sneakers. Later, Ted gets the wrong idea about Larry when he goes shopping with Mary at a downtown department store. XMAS...

PORK!! I AM LOVING HOW CHEAP PORK IS!!, sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true!!!! 🐷🤗  the greatness of drivin’ & cryin’s Mystery Road , and Xmastime relents against his own better judgement and 📢 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 lets you-know-who okay its THEODORE 🧸 guest host again!!!!!!!!🤗🤣😭 IRASSHAIMASE! While he and his date swap secrets, Larry runs afoul of the rules and regulations at a s...

2026 is officially The Year of Tremendously Cheap Pork sorry pigs love ya babes but it’s true!!!! 🐷🤗, also did I find love on the Metro? ALSO - see how the sausage is made with a BIG EPISODE MISTAKE!!! RUNNING WITH THE BULLS Larry's therapist accuses him of overstepping doctor-patient bounds; Susie grows suspicious of Jeff; and Larry bribes an usher at a funeral. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmasti...

An incredible idea for a CURB spinoff, actually going outside of my apartment to go to a (sorta) REM show, and where the hell is Wanda Sykes???? IGOR, GREGOR, & TIMOR Larry seizes an opportunity to avoid Irma as he's roped into Jeff's latest apology tour. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in...

Wegmans pizza is just unbelievable AND I have a new pepperoni cup thought??, we need to make the chess genius Botez sisters more famous than the Kardashians KEN/KENDRA A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's public image. The public's perception of Larry then sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of...

OMG THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE 🤫🤫🤫🤫 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 🤫🤫🤫🤫 THE MORMON ADVANTAGE With the city council vote rapidly approaching, Larry gives some unsolicited marriage advice and hosts an event for an American hero. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping scor...

Railing at how thin U2's Rattle and Hum is, introducing “Hideous & Hilarious” by Susie Green Fashions, and my first time going to a comedy club! THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising brings surprising results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-List actress. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM X...

A what-will-of-course-become-legendary episode switcheroo fuckup, announcing the next show will be live call-in show GET EXCITED!!!!, a romp thru Xmastime on That Day, and Frankenstein !  THE DREAM SCHEME An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff & Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted obligations. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YO...

IT'S HAPPENING, THIS IS IT: this season's live call-in show! Also, Curb questions answered by Xmastime! Is…is this the sneaky best XYE episode yet????? THE BAPTISM Cheryl and Larry head to Monterey to attend her sister Becky's wedding... to a Jewish man who's converting to Christianity. When Larry misplaces the plane tickets, he accuses other passengers of stealing them. XMAS Y...

I swear nobody else is living in my apartment building, wait why did I shit on this episode when it aired??? THE REUNION Approaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by castin...

Best Wegmans pizza ever?, I’m about the change the entire toast game as we know it YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!, and a fantastic ploy to make some romance pop. THE RAT DOG A faulty toaster makes life difficult for Loretta and Leon. Larry repeatedly offends a hearing impaired girl about the small dog she keeps with her. Larry and Leon get their phones mixed up, and Larry traumatizes the entire audience...

Xmastime answers Curb questions, OMG IS THIS A BEST XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM EPISODE EVER CANDIDATE I THINK SO!!! and a huge “Excuse me Larry David but You’re No George Costanza” moment MEET THE BLACKS Larry's trick to avoid a party backfires on him and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party...

(humblebrag warning) I HATE THE NEW PANERA SIP CLUB CUPS!!!, was this episode a waste of Wanda Sykes??? 😡😡😡, and this shit was maybe the craziest collision of Xmas/Curb maxims yet CAR PERISCOPE Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every L...

I agree with Larry's stance on popcorn movie lines, have I discovered a Chekov/ Curb Connection (CCC)??, was this the worst lunch of all time? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE Larry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR E...

My Panera Sip Club rewards has plummeted, my Winter of Gilmore Girls is over, how did Curb get so many great child actors? NAMESTE Larry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss c...

Are Susie’s horrendous outfits the new Cosby sweaters?, what the hell happened to Vince Vaughn? & very exciting - new random episode generator!  THE WATERMELON After agreeing to take Susie's new rabbi golfing, Larry then cashes in on her favor. Later, Larry's appeal to Woody Harrelson's animal rights activism comes with unexpected consequences. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime pick...

I hate Blogger & Divshare and it's too cold/panic time for my beloved Panera Sip Club. THE LAWN JOCKEY Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself residing in a rental house with a questionable lawn jockey statuette in the front yard. Meanwhile Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAS...

I'm full of brilliant ideas for Hallmark Movies set at my Wegmans, has Jon Hamm worn off his welcome?, and dogs on elevators. THE FIVE-FOOT FENCE While his latest venture is threatened by forces outside his control, Larry attends an unprecedented event at Albert Brooks' house. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David...