XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

An incredible idea for a CURB spinoff, actually going outside of my apartment to go to a (sorta) REM show, and where the hell is Wanda Sykes???? IGOR, GREGOR, & TIMOR Larry seizes an opportunity to avoid Irma as he's roped into Jeff's latest apology tour. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in...

Wegmans pizza is just unbelievable AND I have a new pepperoni cup thought??, we need to make the chess genius Botez sisters more famous than the Kardashians KEN/KENDRA A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's public image. The public's perception of Larry then sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of...

OMG THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE 🤫🤫🤫🤫 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 🤫🤫🤫🤫 THE MORMON ADVANTAGE With the city council vote rapidly approaching, Larry gives some unsolicited marriage advice and hosts an event for an American hero. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping scor...

Railing at how thin U2's Rattle and Hum is, introducing “Hideous & Hilarious” by Susie Green Fashions, and my first time going to a comedy club! THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising brings surprising results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-List actress. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM X...

A what-will-of-course-become-legendary episode switcheroo fuckup, announcing the next show will be live call-in show GET EXCITED!!!!, a romp thru Xmastime on That Day, and Frankenstein !  THE DREAM SCHEME An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff & Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted obligations. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YO...

IT'S HAPPENING, THIS IS IT: this season's live call-in show! Also, Curb questions answered by Xmastime! Is…is this the sneaky best XYE episode yet????? THE BAPTISM Cheryl and Larry head to Monterey to attend her sister Becky's wedding... to a Jewish man who's converting to Christianity. When Larry misplaces the plane tickets, he accuses other passengers of stealing them. XMAS Y...

I swear nobody else is living in my apartment building, wait why did I shit on this episode when it aired??? THE REUNION Approaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by castin...

Best Wegmans pizza ever?, I’m about the change the entire toast game as we know it YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!, and a fantastic ploy to make some romance pop. THE RAT DOG A faulty toaster makes life difficult for Loretta and Leon. Larry repeatedly offends a hearing impaired girl about the small dog she keeps with her. Larry and Leon get their phones mixed up, and Larry traumatizes the entire audience...

Xmastime answers Curb questions, OMG IS THIS A BEST XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM EPISODE EVER CANDIDATE I THINK SO!!! and a huge “Excuse me Larry David but You’re No George Costanza” moment MEET THE BLACKS Larry's trick to avoid a party backfires on him and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party...

(humblebrag warning) I HATE THE NEW PANERA SIP CLUB CUPS!!!, was this episode a waste of Wanda Sykes??? 😡😡😡, and this shit was maybe the craziest collision of Xmas/Curb maxims yet CAR PERISCOPE Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every L...

I agree with Larry's stance on popcorn movie lines, have I discovered a Chekov/ Curb Connection (CCC)??, was this the worst lunch of all time? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE Larry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR E...

My Panera Sip Club rewards has plummeted, my Winter of Gilmore Girls is over, how did Curb get so many great child actors? NAMESTE Larry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss c...

Are Susie’s horrendous outfits the new Cosby sweaters?, what the hell happened to Vince Vaughn? & very exciting - new random episode generator!  THE WATERMELON After agreeing to take Susie's new rabbi golfing, Larry then cashes in on her favor. Later, Larry's appeal to Woody Harrelson's animal rights activism comes with unexpected consequences. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime pick...

I hate Blogger & Divshare and it's too cold/panic time for my beloved Panera Sip Club. THE LAWN JOCKEY Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself residing in a rental house with a questionable lawn jockey statuette in the front yard. Meanwhile Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAS...

I'm full of brilliant ideas for Hallmark Movies set at my Wegmans, has Jon Hamm worn off his welcome?, and dogs on elevators. THE FIVE-FOOT FENCE While his latest venture is threatened by forces outside his control, Larry attends an unprecedented event at Albert Brooks' house. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David...

Why was Vince Vaughn a Funkhauser?, could a crisis be waiting at the end of this podcast???, GREAT ADVICE FOR LARRY: just stay on the @#$%ing golf course! VERTICAL DROP, HORIZONTAL TUG Larry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbours through a delicate issue. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each...

LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!!! musuc featured: Marah “Valley Farm Song”, Mouse “Public Execution”  THE LARRY DAVID SANDWICH Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score throu...

Amtrak train bullshit, taxicab etiquette, and some thoughts about a song from the film Almost Famous . THE END Larry learns who his real parents are and flies to Arizona to meet them. After a life-changing religious revelation, Larry decides to give Richard Lewis a kidney. Will Larry survive the operation - or is it the end? XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM &a...

Can we consider TWO things in this episode to be Costanza-worthy????, Larry has the absolute perfect body for sitting anywhere on an airplane, and shouldn’t Larry be in jail? THE ACCIDENTAL TEXT ON PURPOSE Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams; he also upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENT...

I'm bummed to realize I've barely mentioned my beloved Wegmans/Panera all season, a Natalie Portman problem, and should we start a "Get the Fuck Outta Here with That Shit" award? THE BLACK SWAN Larry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmast...

Wegmans Pizza is still incredible, a Panera Sip Club update, am I in trouble with Yoga ladies?? 😬😬 and “Small Talk WorkShop with Xmastime” THE SPECIAL SECTION Larry works in New York and returns to learn his mother died and was buried in an area for criminals because she had a tattoo. He plots to get his mother moved out of the "special section" and he uses the loss to decline unwanted...

I talk about "The Family McMullen" and 1995 freaking me out, plus some bullshit Wegmans parking by my beloved Panera bench. THE THERAPISTS Larry devises an overly elaborate plan to win back Cheryl. He does so by trying to get on her therapist's good side. Meanwhile, Larry accuses Marty Funkhouser of taking charity money under false pretenses. Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR E...

Everything’s pretty okay, I'm hit pretty hard with loneliness at a fair, and Lou Reed’s "New York". THE WIRE Cheryl gives Larry an ultimatum - bury the wire in the backyard - or else! But the permit the city gives Larry requires six signatures from his neighbors, and that means having to be nice to them at all costs - or else. Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM &...

EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST STAR! TOP SECRET! Plus an idea for more Beatles $$$, a brilliant missed joke opportunity and oh yeah EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST STAR! TOP SECRET! THE BOWTIE Wanda Sykes thinks Larry purposefully adopted a dog she deems "racist", Larry falls off his pedestal as a friend of the lesbian community, and Larry hires a private investigator to uncover some information about...

#XOTD, the Panera parking lot, slow walkers 😡😡😡😡, was I thrown off by last episode’s super-special guest? VEHICULAR FELLATIO Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal. Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHU...