XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Way too much drama at the Chik-fil A, calling out BS on the New York Times and an announcement! (Calm down, not a big one) THE SURVIVOR Generations collide at a dinner party when a contestant from the TV show "Survivor" and a Holocaust survivor clash and Larry is in the middle. Larry and Cheryl renew their vows but Larry struggles with them and his lines for The Producers. Xmastime picks...

A baby all alone in my hallway, a guy knocks on my neighbor’s door, my thoughts on the Nebraska movie before I bother seeing it. MARY, JOSEPH AND LARRY On Dec. 23, Larry eats some cookies in the kitchen. Turns out those cookies were a nativity scene that Cheryl's religious sister made. Since it's Christmas Eve, too late to get a replacement. Larry finds a live Nativity at a local church....

Nothing. Enjoy it. PORNO GIL A bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, Jeff undergoes emergency surgery and asks Larry to go to his house and retrieve his porno collection so Suzie doesn't see it. Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Assh...

My Panera Sip Club competition s uuuuuuuuuuu cks which makes me very happy. THE SURROGATE Larry inadvertently jeopardizes friends' adoption. He needs a clean bill of health for "The Producers" and has to wear a heart monitor. He uses it in bad situations; a bathroom indiscretion and a car accident. Wanda accuses him of racism. Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM &...

Can I get just ONE fat kid in my Kid Empire please????, my Apple of The Undead, and big fluffy towels. THE BAT MITZVAH The Blacks learn some good news: they get to go home. As Larry says goodbye, he once again offends the wrong person, who takes his revenge on Larry by spreading a nasty rumor involving him and a gerbil. But thankfully Jeff's daughter's bat mitzvah is coming up. Xmastime...

Xmastime talks about his prodigious Panera sip club $aving$, Rick Springfield & Bruce Springsteen, dead college kids who aren’t dead & more. THE SAFE HOUSE Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women; Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test; Leon survives a case of mistaken identity. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB...

Awkward lobby guy experience, why not Have The Office just come back as a standalone service, Wegmans mayo pizza threat & more. THE MASSAGE Larry is busted by a restaurant owner for stealing forks. Julia Louis-Dreyfus becomes so frustrated by the incident that she drops out of the pilot, which ends Larry's quest to get it on TV. Meanwhile, Cheryl learns that Larry got a naughty massage an...

The Summer of Scooter 🐶, goddaughter eyes evolution, toilet book frustration, Wegmans mayo pizza review & more. THE BENADRYL BROWNIE A drop in a phone call on a new phone is blamed for Richard Lewis' girlfriend being hit by peanut allergies a week before the Emmys. She is a Christian Scientist and refuses medicine. Larry and Richard plot to cook brownies with Benadryl. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIA...

Nothing. Literally. BEN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY Mel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punches Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game gone wrong, Ben drops out of the production. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/lo...

Old man eyeballing me at Wegmans, The Office ! Bring  it back! Great summer weather & more. CLUB SODA AND SALT Larry, Jeff and Ted seek a chef for the restaurant. Larry doesn't like Ted's idea. Larry searches and learns things: Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing pal; wedding gifts a year late are rejected; club soda and salt removes all stains. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks...

Lobby guy driving me nuts, kids & dogs, total surrender to Peacock & more.  ARTIFICIAL FRUIT Larry drops the ball when he gets the chance to make amends with his assistant Alice. Larry and Richard go to extreme lengths for their upcoming lunch date. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole...

Theodore's audition reel!! 🧸🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣 PALESTINIAN CHICKEN Larry plays the ultimate "social assassin" at a dinner party, on the golf course, and at a Palestinian restaurant with phenomenal chicken. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every...

The weather is so nice it’s driving me insane & making me walk so I have a sneaking suspicion it's like I'm the puppy going upstate, fruit bowl depression, The Beatles Anthology 4 & more. THE GROUP Thanks to Larry's manager Jeff, Cheryl is up for a part in "The Vagina Monologues." Meanwhile, Larry runs into an ex who asks him to accompany her to her incest-survivor...

Oreo’s NEW PB & Reese's Take 1, I'm up to $1,000 Panera Sip Club points!, last Day as a Manny 😢 & more. THE SEDER A sex offender (Rob Corddry) moves into the neighborhood, and becomes friends with Larry. Larry also suspects that Dr. Mark is stealing his newspaper, after his neighbor Ethel claims she saw him take it. Tension mounts when all of these people are guests at Larry&apo...

Panera Points, The Paper , an Xmastime alltime favorite Without Feathers , a brilliant movie idea & more. THE NANNY FROM HELL A restaurant investor has a pool party but only Larry and Jeff show. Larry uses the house toilet and gets the nanny fired. Larry suggests her to Jeff and Susie. She snaps and Susie's life is threatened. Lewis wants in a quotation book. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime...

THE CORPSE-SNIFFING DOG Jeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammy to give up the dog but she won't. He looks to please both Jeff's family and friends who also want the dog. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transg...

THE SPITE STORE Larry runs into an unwelcome familiar face, seeks a second opinion on his knee injury and causes a rift between expectant parents. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry...

THE KOREAN BOOKIE Larry takes his chances with a Korean Bookie. While Cheryl's friends get married on the beach, Larry accuses the Korean Bookie of cooking up Jeff's dog and serving him for dinner. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episo...

THE HERO Larry accidentally becomes a hero on the flight to New York, earning him the respect of the woman sitting next to him, but it backfires when Jeff and Susie try to court Ricky Gervais. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the fi...

FATWA! On Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammi's wedding day, Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with some work associates, and hosts a pair of ungrateful houseguests. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally...

DENISE HANDICAP Larry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn't return the favor when Suzie throws Larry's cell phone in the ocean and Larry loses her number in the process. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in...

THE 5 WOOD Dalilah the hygienist asks Larry out but Jeff's dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhouser succumbs to "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is certain he sees his five wood in the casket with Leo and gets Jeff to get his club to swap out. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in...

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION Cheryl's quest to get a prescription filled is repeatedly complicated by Larry, including a bad joke that he tells in front of Richard Lewis' doctor. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tell...

SIDE SITTING Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode...

WANDERING BEAR Susie gets mad at Larry when he goes to his car while watching a Girls Gone Wild video with Jeff and lets the dog out. Meanwhile, Larry gets a remedy for Cheryl's feminine problem after he mistakenly wears a stamina condom inside-out. XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win...