What'd Mom Say

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side? Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about the holiday, including a Reddit story about a woman who is skipping Thanksgiving after a rude text from her mom.  Comedian Victor Ramos joins us this week! His mom is a gynecologist who beat cancer twice and put him on Adderall as a kid. Victor shares about being the only straight child amongst his siblings and supporting h...

Daughters, our mom's bathroom might be haunted? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss ghosts and messed up anesthesia stories.  Comedian Holden Gothia joins up this week! His mom was sent to prison for life after genitally mutilating him as a baby. Holden shares about his early medical procedures, starting comedy at 15, navigating dating, and surgically grafting a penis from his arm.   TW: child abu...

Are we ready for more spooky stories? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss banshees and the Cornell 7 story.  Musician Chris Salazar joins us this week! His mom kicked him out of the house at 16, the same age he began his music career. Chris shares about his journey as an artist, growing up with a distant mom, and his birth chart.  You can stream Chris Salazar on all music streaming platforms. His EP c...

Daughters, it's time to get spooky. Sisters Tess and Hannah read a creepy Reddit story and discuss vardøgers, a phenomenon from Scandinavian folklore. Comedian Tressa Eleby joins us this week! Her mom, Valerie, was a former crack addict turned minister. Tressa opens up about her childhood, being a divorced mom, perimenopause, and caring for her mom after a dementia diagnosis.  Go follow Tressa...

Spooky season is here! Sister Tess and Hannah discuss their favorite spooky movies and read a Reddit story about a lazy sister.  Comedian Bob Morrissey joins us today! His mom, Georgeann, had 7 kids, was a nurse who helped perform abortions, and loves gardening. Bob also shares about being a strip club DJ, figuring out he was gay after leaving the military, and having a Catholic priest as a stepda...

Daughters, what do we think about a mother wearing white to her daughter's wedding? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss. This week, photographer and artsy queen Karo Cantu joins us! Her mom Idolinda is a former pageant girl and school administrator. Karo shares about being put on diets as a young girl, dealing with bullies, PMOS, and a rom-com-worthy meet-cute.   Go follow Karo! https://www.instag...

Get your tissues out because today's Reddit story is an emotional journey about a young man finding his adoptive mom. Sisters Tess and Hannah also discuss their big 3 (Powerpuff Girls edition).  Friend of the podcast and corporate baddie Caitlin Perry joins us this week! Her mom Patti Jo loves Jesus and cats, joined a traveling choir, and was institutionalized in the 1970s. Caitlin shares abou...

Sister time!!! Tess and Hannah are going solo and reacting to mom-related stories on Reddit.  The sisters read about a mom finding her daughter's bloody vagina doll, a man who realizes he's hooking up with his co-worker's mom, and a woman who was dumped for being a mom.  Go follow us! Pod Instagram:  instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ Tess' Instagram:  instagram.com/tessver/ Hannah's I...

We're switching it up today! Sisters Tess and Hannah give a R.E.P.O.R.T (reading, eating, playing, obsessing, recommending, treating). Share yours with us! Comedian Marlo Ray joins the pod this week. He was raised by his grandma, Mildred, a girlboss who had kids with a hammer murderer. Marlo shares about growing up spoiled, realizing church is weird, and covering for his dad's cheating.  G...

Daughters, mother has arrived. Again! Sisters Tess and Hannah welcome their mom back to the pod. Marianne answers listener questions and reacts to Reddit stories. The girls discuss nervous breakdowns, having a favorite child, sex playlists, and laundry.  Go check out our mom! wildinnerbliss.com Go follow us! Pod Instagram:  instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ Tess' Instagram:  instagram.com/tessver/ Ha...

Would you be mad at your mom if she put your cat down? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss a Reddit story, and the mom in question responds! Tess' boyfriend Bryan joins us this week! Bryan's Mom Millie is an English teacher, proud Catholic, and hates Moby-Dick. Bryan also shares about his decision to go to med school at 40, being in punk bands, and the meaning of life.  Go follow us! Pod Insta...

Let’s get into some sister drama! Sisters Tess and Hannah read a Reddit story about a woman who crashed her sister’s car and a woman who refused holding her sister’s baby. Comedian Blythe Payne joins the podcast this week! Her mom is trilingual, getting her masters degree, and gave birth in front of her (twice). Blythe also shares about growing up Mormon in Texas and leaving the church. Go follow...

Tess and Hannah Vergult talk about Belgian things (famous pissing statue). The sisters discuss a Reddit story about a woman who threw away her brother-in-law's clothes. Comedian Nick Palermo joins us this week! Nick's mom Diane plays the organ at church, makes quilts, and yelled at a detective investigating him. Nick shares about his dad marrying his aunt, a hostage situation during a fami...

We got an email!!!!! Sister Tess and Hannah read a listener email from a new father trying to support his wife postpartum.  Comedian Ruben Medina joins us this week! His mom worked for CPS, loves musicals, and calls him a big dumb giant. Ruben shares about wanting to go to jail, how his aunt’s prison pen pal became his dad, and his grandpa befriending a Nazi soldier during WW2.  Go follow Ruben! ...

Daughters! This is our first solo episode.  Sisters Tess and Hannah read Reddit stories about a pregnancy fetish, sleep paralysis demons, announcing someone’s body count at family dinner, and breaking up over potatoes.  All stories our mom and sister-themed! Send us your own by sending us an email or DM.  Go follow us! Pod Instagram:  instagram.com/whatdmomsay/ Tess' Instagram:  instagram.com/...

Don’t worry, daughters, we’re keeping the intros disgusting and talking about sharing a bathroom with our dad. Sisters Tess and Hannah read a Reddit story about a mom who reluctantly agrees to an open relationship with her husband. Comedian Rich Williams joins us this week! His mom moved to the U.S. from Trinidad, started her own nannying business, and needs her Tupperware back ASAP.  Rich shares...

Our mom sent us an email! Sisters Tess and Hannah revisit a taboo topic (eating ass).  Comedian Lotto Marie joins us! Lotto's mom is a former factory worker and current spoiled lady. Lotto shares about growing up with four parents, period sex, hiring her mom as her maid, and being an auctioneer.  Go follow Lotto! Instagram:  www.instagram.com/lotto.marie/?hl=en  TikTok:  www.tiktok.com/@lottom...

Hey daughters... this intro is a little spooky. Sisters Tess and Hannah react to an email from their mom in the dark.  Comedian Jamal Rahal joins us! Jamal's mom is a true crime fan and a #TeamEdward girl who wants her ashes scattered in Forks, Washington. Jamal shares about being a theater kid turned dental assistant/ comedian, his mom helping him through his first breakup, and his run-ins wi...

Eating ass... let's discuss. Sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their mom's thoughts on the subject. They also read a Reddit story about a daughter who doesn't want to be upstaged by her own mom during her wedding.  Comedian Cody Greenlee joins us! Cody's mom was a beauty school dropout who became an HR girlie with nerdy interests. Cody shares about being his mom's caretaker in...

Daughters, mommy got laid off. :( Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about having a weird last name, life updates, and a Reddit story about sister drama.  Comedian Netra joins us this week! The girls discuss mom advice, friend breakups, getting cheated on, and being a dedicated dog mom. Netra also shares about her mom's love of pranks, having a fake birth certificate to be a year ahead in school, an...

Yeehaw, daughters! Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about how they really feel about Texas. They also read a story from a distraught woman whose husband farted on her mom.  Comedian Christian Alexander joins us this week! He describes his mom as mean and beautiful. Christian shares about growing up with young parents, living with his gay aunt, and navigating the Houston comedy scene.  Go follow Christ...

Tess and Hannah chat about calling their mom during babysitting emergencies. The sisters read a listener's email about getting caught sexting.  Comedian and yoga instructor Hannah Abney joins the pod this week! Her mom Marjorie is a classic New Yorker/former mortgage broker who married a hog farmer. Hannah shares about having a twin, her mom's collection of cat ashes, hilarious family vaca...

Heyyyy daughters, we're talking about furries this week. Sisters Hannah and Tess also read their first listener e-mail from a soon-to-be dad looking for parenting advice! It's very... belly-button heavy.  Comedian Chelby Morgan joins the pod this week! Her mom is from Thailand and was stolen away by her father to America at age 2. Chelby shares about her mom's three baby daddies/husban...

Would your mom narc on you if you messed up? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss a Reddit story a mom posted about telling her son-in-law a secret her daughter is keeping.  Soft city girl Krystal joins us this week! Her mom Berta is a classy Sagittarius who worked as a school clerk. Krystal shares about growing up with a single mom, mommy-daughter botox dates, and living at home with her mom and grand...

Sorry guys... the intro is gross again. Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss soggy bread and animal d*cks. Then they read two Reddit stories: one about a mom that got her son an "I love cream pies" tshirt and another about a girl discovering her mom installed a hidden camera in her room.  Actress and karaoke DJ Brit Garcia joins us this week. Her moms Beth and Robin are sisters! Brit shares a...