What'd Mom Say

Hey daughters... this intro is a little spooky. Sisters Tess and Hannah react to an email from their mom in the dark.  Comedian Jamal Rahal joins us! Jamal's mom is a true crime fan and a #TeamEdward girl who wants her ashes scattered in Forks, Washington. Jamal shares about being a theater kid turned dental assistant/ comedian, his mom helping him through his first breakup, and his run-ins wi...

Eating ass... let's discuss. Sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their mom's thoughts on the subject. They also read a Reddit story about a daughter who doesn't want to be upstaged by her own mom during her wedding.  Comedian Cody Greenlee joins us! Cody's mom was a beauty school dropout who became an HR girlie with nerdy interests. Cody shares about being his mom's caretaker in...

Daughters, mommy got laid off. :( Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about having a weird last name, life updates, and a Reddit story about sister drama.  Comedian Netra joins us this week! The girls discuss mom advice, friend breakups, getting cheated on, and being a dedicated dog mom. Netra also shares about her mom's love of pranks, having a fake birth certificate to be a year ahead in school, an...

Yeehaw, daughters! Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about how they really feel about Texas. They also read a story from a distraught woman whose husband farted on her mom.  Comedian Christian Alexander joins us this week! He describes his mom as mean and beautiful. Christian shares about growing up with young parents, living with his gay aunt, and navigating the Houston comedy scene.  Go follow Christ...

Tess and Hannah chat about calling their mom during babysitting emergencies. The sisters read a listener's email about getting caught sexting.  Comedian and yoga instructor Hannah Abney joins the pod this week! Her mom Marjorie is a classic New Yorker/former mortgage broker who married a hog farmer. Hannah shares about having a twin, her mom's collection of cat ashes, hilarious family vaca...

Heyyyy daughters, we're talking about furries this week. Sisters Hannah and Tess also read their first listener e-mail from a soon-to-be dad looking for parenting advice! It's very... belly-button heavy.  Comedian Chelby Morgan joins the pod this week! Her mom is from Thailand and was stolen away by her father to America at age 2. Chelby shares about her mom's three baby daddies/husban...

Would your mom narc on you if you messed up? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss a Reddit story a mom posted about telling her son-in-law a secret her daughter is keeping.  Soft city girl Krystal joins us this week! Her mom Berta is a classy Sagittarius who worked as a school clerk. Krystal shares about growing up with a single mom, mommy-daughter botox dates, and living at home with her mom and grand...

Sorry guys... the intro is gross again. Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss soggy bread and animal d*cks. Then they read two Reddit stories: one about a mom that got her son an "I love cream pies" tshirt and another about a girl discovering her mom installed a hidden camera in her room.  Actress and karaoke DJ Brit Garcia joins us this week. Her moms Beth and Robin are sisters! Brit shares a...

Is anyone out there using their menstrual blood to fertilize their plants? Unfortunately, that's what Tess and Hannah discuss this week. The sisters also read a Reddit story about a woman who storms out of the airport after her mother-in-law crashes her vacation plans.  Comedian and former radio personality Steve Cantwell joins the pod this week! His mom is very Mormon and was the only divorced wo...

This week sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their favorite romance tropes and read a Reddit story about a man who left his sister’s wedding because she dead-named her son.  The wonderful Julia joins us this week! Her mother Mary is a Southern Catholic woman, mother of 4, and all around icon. Julia shares about her mom giving her the sex talk with a clipboard, growing up as the youngest girl with...

Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about their mom's unhinged etiquette during business calls.  Comedian and co-owner of The Den Comedy Club Janan joins us this week! Janan is a Palestinian redneck comedian and yoga teacher from Texas. She shares about watching her wife give birth during a hurricane, having a mental breakdown before her daughter was born, getting a hardship licence at age 14, and wearin...

Hey Daughters! This week we discuss two mom-related Reddit stories— a son accidentally flashing your mom and a daughter getting upset when her mom gets her a kid-sized meal.  Our friend Alex Gustin joins the pod this week! Her mom was a girlboss from Cuba who always had music on in the house. Alex shares about her mom wanting to fight her daycare bully and coping with grief after losing her mom to...

Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss men who want to be the "leader" in a relationship, their mom being the alpha in their parent's marriage, and their dad being in his Chinese baddie era. This week's reddit story: did I overreact by snapping at my boyfriend's mom? Friend of the pod and social worker Lexi Gorman joins us! Her mom is a virgo queen, ran a daycare business out of her home, and loves to bo...

Sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their mom crashing out over technology and what video games pissed them off as children. This week's Reddit story: am I the asshole for sending a girl home from my daughter's sleepover? Artist and comedian Emily Peacock joins us this week! Her mom was a teacher from Port Arthur, Texas who was supportive through Emily's struggles with being bipolar and getting arr...

Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about if they want to be moms one day. They also read a Reddit story about a woman who's wondering if she should tell her mom about a shocking discovery after an ancestry DNA test.  Comedian Adam Radliff joins us this week! His mom has the loudest laugh in a room, is a devout Christian woman, and homeschooled her five kids. Adam shares about his mom helping him thr...

Our mom joins us on the podcast! Sisters Tess and Hannah share a reddit story with their mom about growing up with intense house rules.  Marianne Vergult is a singer/songwriter, life coach and our very own mom. She shares about her earliest childhood memories, her sociable mother, why some boys grow up hating women, and how she raised us.  Go follow our mom! Website:  https://wildinnerbliss.com/ T...

Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about having their mom as a teacher, from Hannah getting grounded in class to Tess watching their mom draw a phallic cannon on the whiteboard. The girls give their take on a reddit story titled "AITA for kinkshaming my mom?" Spoiler: we think kink shaming your mom is okay.  This week the girls are joined by comedian Collin Sledge! His mom was an intense, type A school...

Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about their 9/11 memories, growing up with a politically active mom, and voting in the primaries! And also God. The girls discuss a reddit story about sibling favoritism. Comedian Yehee graces the podcast this week! She shares about moving from Korea to Houston at six years old and being underestimated because of her cerebral palsy. Yehee's mom is a proud Christian...

Did anyone else’s mom think you were going to end up dead in a ditch? This week sisters Tess and Hannah talk about their mom’s anxiety and how their childhood dog passed away (RIP Precious).  Comedian Ku Egenti joins the pod this week! He shares about his bad ass mom, who climbed the corporate ladder and came to the U.S. from Nigeria with just a purse. Ku opens up about grief and taking care of hi...

Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss how their mom takes on the “dad role” when meeting their significant others. “What’s the meaning of life? Where’s your REAL dad? Do you like the carpet I just bought?” All fair game questions for Marianne! This week, they are joined by comedian Timely Rain. Her mom is a ripped, mohawk-wielding hippie. She shares what is was like growing up in a commune-style homesch...

Tess and Hannah talk about Lily May, the anxious maltipoo featured in the podcast theme song. The sisters also chat about the rise of the foot fetish and who their mom would have a celebrity threesome with.  This week, they are joined by comedian Abbey Vollman. The girls discuss feet (again). Abbey shares about realizing her grandpa was not her grandpa, her grandma being a single mom in the 70s, a...

Welcome to the first episode of What'd Mom Say!  Comedian Tess Vergult and her sister Hannah introduce the podcast and explore the wildly entertaining person that is their mom. This week, they are joined by comedian Corlis DeLauren. The trio discuss Corlis' mom who was a model turned nurse turned hoarder. Corlis shares about dealing with her mom's boyfriends, getting potty trained by her friend's...