Tour De France for Idiots

Climb Climb Climb! Pudgy Carl is relentless and he seems to have a v-8 engine built in this year. He's just making things look easy at this point! Catch up on another stage with Mustard!

From time to time, we see a day of glory for a non-GC contender, even here in the last of the stages of the tour. Catch up on today's tour with Mustard!

Thanks for stopping by stage 17! A man in a rare pink uniform won today. That's something we've wanted to see for some time now! Tune in to catch up on the glorious mountain stage.

There have been no changes in the GC and we may have seen our very last spring challenge. With Tadej in a commanding lead, it feels like the tour is setting into stone...... but, we all know that ANYTHING can happen.

The tour isn't over but what a decisive day. This one is what we call "a slaughtering."

It wasn't the steepest climb but it's a climb nonetheless. Things are getting HILLY and the back & forth between the top contenders is still heated. We can't wait to see the tour become a battle of the climbers as we progress into the final stages.

Jasper takes a sprint finish and we can't decide if we care or not. Feels like the glory days of sprinting are a little behind us.

Sorry we missed ya yesterday folks! As they say, life gets in the way! Consider this our sincerest apology and we are on to the next one.

We had a boring stage today but we did NOT have a boring podcast!

The road got bumpier today and it ain't cause of the drama. The road was literally bumpy, in the form of many MANY miles of gravel sectors stretched along the course! This is how the old tour looked and it's fun to see it again!

History was made AGAIN! These sprint finishes are getting more an more interesting. It seems to be exclusively people we've heard of for years or people we've never heard of at all!

TT day is always interesting. Mostly because of the terrible helmets but.... AERO = SPEED as they say. Catch up on today's stage with Jelly and Mustard!

It feels like we are really digging in now. Another flat stage ended in a little less glory than yesterday but, it was still completed at blistering speeds! Catch up on Stage 6 with Jelly and Mustard.

HE DID IT!

The mountains sure do bring out the big guns. Tadej dropped the hammer and put the nail in today's stage. The GC batter KEEPS heating up and we are here for all of it.

Lesson learned... if you want to win a sprint, you can't be 385 people back! But, we finally had a fast one and that's what we were looking for!

We have a big tour ahead of us with strong GC contenders in the mix for the 3rd day now. We even have a big rider in yellow! Will he hang on? We'll see...

What a grueling start! We almost lost the Manx Missle! Catch up on all of this and more on the Tour De France for Idiots (by idiots) podcast!

Jelly and Mustard are back! The preview to this years 2024 Tour De France will get you geared up for the worlds greatest bike race! Tune in today!!

And so it ends... this edition of the worlds greatest bike race has come to a close and honestly, it was fantastic (and we aren't just saying that). We can't remember the last time 2nd place has pulled such a wild move and the winner was FAR from expected...... the Tour does not disappoint, even in the last inch. Tune in to hear our final Stage 21 recap along with all of the takes you didn...

Yet another brutal climb to finish the last meaningful day of the tour. Of course, we all wanted Pinot to take a victory on his 10th and final tour but, the old dog had no new tricks. Jonas is in yellow and we celebrate the glory of the tour tomorrow on the Champs Elysees. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 20 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Emotion is the is a big part of the Tour. Bahrain-Victorious tallied up another emotional win honoring their fallen teammate. Overall, today was just a good ol' fashioned stupid-fast bike race! Continue tuning in to hear our Stage 19 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Today we witnessed the rare, beautiful, and successful breakaway. The peloton with all of it's hammer heads at the front could not reel the lone four in but rest assured, it was a game of a few mere meters. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 18 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Oh wow.... consider the lead officially extended. Jonas in yellow is looking more and more permanent as Pudgy Carl finally hits the wall known as "the final stages of the tour." Continue tuning in to hear our Stage 17 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

The firecracker lead that Jonas had just became an atomic bomb. WOW.... When they say "risking it for the biscuit" they are specifically talkin' about an all-yellow Jonas riding the time trial of a lifetime. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 16 of the 2023 Tour De France!