Tour De France for Idiots

These cyclists can, apparently, just take a break from Le Tour but, our weary vocal chords will find no rest until Le Tour is complete! Check in to learn a little about the upcoming time trial with a VERY special guest, our very own Chief Idiot. Continue tuning in to hear our Rest Day Podcast along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Admittedly, we were all a bit late to today's stage coverage but wildly enough, we all tuned in for the cell-phone-selfie crash. C'mon people! Get those phones off the race course. Aside from that drama, we are still locked in on a TIGHT GC battle and some SERIOUS mountain climbing. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 15 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Ugh! You hate to see a wreck.... let alone 5 riders now out of this years tour! There was a dark cloud over todays stage that brought nothing but chaos and confusion. We certainly did get the drama we desire today. Continue tuning in to hear our stage 14 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Michal Kwiatkowski, the former World Champ and recently-turned "old dog" of the tour (a crazy thing to think about at 33 years old) pulled off a STEEP stage victory today. There are more mountain top finishes to come but a finish line on a 12% grade is far from flat. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 13 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Early in the tour, we simply couldn't believe we would be talking about Team Cofidis. Today, we talk about them a second time!! Ion Izagirre takes the stage win as we TRULY enter the alps! Continue tuning in to hear our stage 12 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Jasper Philipsen wins a 4th sprint finish! Although we continue to mourn a tour without Cav, we are NOT without our need for speed. That being said, we are getting close to the alps and things are about to get a little slower (albeit still incredibly impressive)! Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 11 of the 2023 Tour De France!

We thought we'd see the former force-to-be reckon with, Julian Alaphilippe pull off a victory however, it was Bilbo Baggins... wait.... *checks notes*... Pello Bilbao! Congrats to Bahrain! Continue tuning in to hear our stage 10 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Today you learn a little about the hosts, the tour thus far, and why HANDUP (a historically mountain bike focused company) even started a Tour De France Podcast. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the The first rest day!

Michael Woods takes a heroic stage win not only for a daring effort but because it ended at the top of a volcano! The temperatures up there surely added to the heat building between our current GC contenders! Continue tuning in to hear our stage 9 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

This podcast was recorded on a Sad-urday. Yes it is technically Saturday but, the sadness of Mark Cavendish crashing out of his final tour is nearly too much to handle. We love you Cav. Today is for the Manx Missile. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 8 recap of the 2023 Tour De France!

The Manx Missile was close enough to taste a win yet, a history-making win alludes him. Naturally we learned about the importance of a lead out train as well as the importance of understanding Celsius vs. Fahrenheit. Continue tuning in to hear our stage 7 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Almost everyone who has been on a group ride in their cycling career has experienced the moment they are left in the dust by another rider... Tadej Pogacar (aka Pudgy Carl) defined that action in a single moment of Tour De France history, today. Pogacar dropped Vingegaard harder than Snoop Dropped the hit Single Drop It Like it's Hot in 2004. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, tak...

Did you know that the Pyrenees had an official animal? Spoiler alert! IT DOES. What else did we learn? The GC contenders are doing everything they can to set the tone early. There are 21 days of racing but they are riding lights out early! Continue tuning in to hear the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Happy 4th of July! There was no American victory (aside from the one way back when in 1776) but there was no English victory either. As for the highlight of the race, can you say "CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH". You hate to see it but it sure does add to the drama. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 4 recap of the 2023 Tour De France!

HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, discuss the Sprint finish of Stage 3 and really dig deep on the overtly matchy-matchy attire of the various jerseys... and shorts... and shoes.. and socks. It's what we call "a lot". Continue tuning in to hear the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

At the end of the day, we felt as though Wout should have taken the win yet, we are talking about the Cofidis win.... And it's been a LONG time since we've talked about this. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 2 of the 2023 Tour De France!

HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, discuss the EPIC twin-win of stage 1 along with the general feedback of their first time podcasting. It's not even the 4th of July and we've got Fireworks all around! Continue tuning in to hear the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

In today's episode the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, discuss, debate, and butcher every pronunciation in the pro peloton. This is the day before the first stage where they discuss who has potential, lack of team strategy, and what makes them qualified to discuss high level racing. Welcome to the Tour De France Podcast you didn't know you needed. Tune in to a recap of every race in this...