Top Five Face Off

We're back, and we've got our Halloween rank on! If you want to find out which monster is the most monstrous, come along and listen. Thanks to Solo Supper for sponsoring this episode, where you can plan a week's meals for one without any food waste. Don't forget that Hurst sells arts and Squirrell writes trashy sci-fi . Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/ficmon ! Brought to you, with l...

We're back, Rankers! Or, at least, we will be, on the 28th of October! Now go and vote for your acting dynasties! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk hell...

In the final episode of season 2, science takes on the cool factor in an epic battle of ranks. Will the cold, hard numbers of the brain beat out the feelings of the heart? Only time (a lot of it) will tell. Thanks for sticking with us through season 2, Rankers. We love you. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/dynasties ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produc...

Which movie was best at foreplay? You can probably guess what Squirrell is choosing for his number one, but you won't guess what either of them chose as 'worst', we promise. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/movieopen ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonComm...

You're going to strongly disagree with someone in this episode. Who? Well, that's up to you. Come and listen to a huge Meatloaf fan and someone that appears a bit confused by the man's popularity. Important! Some of you have written in to let us know you find it hard to hear us over the music. If that's the case, please check out https://tffo.uk/audio/0223-meatloaf-remaster.mp3 , which has a much...

Some baddies are baddies just for the sake of it. Some of them are geniuses. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they let you know who the most schemingest villains of all time are. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/vilsch ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommerc...

One of us really likes the Fast and Furious movies. One of us really doesn't. Come and join the Top Five Face Off "family". Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/quickcross ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No o...

We rank our favourite things to eat at McDonald's. One of us has a type, to put it lightly. Also - bonus OAP tech support - live! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/maccers ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. N...

Hurst dislikes long movies, so this one is going to vex him. Come and listen as we discuss said movies in one of our shorter episodes for some time, ironically. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/threehours ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Share...

What even is a 'chick flick'? We debate that, and tell you the best ones. There'll be controversy over this one, we can tell you that for free. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/chickflick ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Interna...

Cartoons from when you were a kid. Or, you know, long before you were born. Join Squirrell and Hurst on a romp through the olden days of SD TV, awesome theme tunes and the ends of the cartoons delivering messages about getting into cars with strangers or something. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/8009cart ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powe...

Have you ever thought about smells? Really thought about them, and why you might like a smell that other people don't? It's weird, right? ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the ultimate Harry Potter Malc? If you know your stuff and would like to appear as a guest in an episode of the show, hit us up at hello@topfivefaceoff.co.uk . Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/sm...

Do you know how many Abba songs there are? We do. Do you know what the best five are? You will soon. No, but seriously - there are a lot of Abba songs. Send help. ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the ultimate Harry Potter Malc? If you know your stuff and would like to appear as a guest in an episode of the show, hit us up at hello@topfivefaceoff.co.uk . Vote for the winner at t...

There are many, many, many great adverts. We find the best five, and - trust us - it wasn't easy. Prepare to laugh, sing and quote along in possibly our most nostalgia-filled episode to date. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/adverts ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Att...

We're still not sure what exactly makes something a finger food, but here's the best five of them! And the worst. And a spare worst. And some shocking discoveries about your hosts! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/fingerfood ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution...

Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb. Give it a listen to hear a Top Five Face Off FIRST! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/acartoons ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike...

Squirrell and Hurst rank biscuits. There's more I could say here, but that sums it up rather well. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/biscuits ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted mat...

It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime. Listen out for the worst possible argument for "why Die Hard is a Christmas movie" that you've ever heard. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/xmasmovies ! Brought to you, with love, by Harriet Squirrell and Carley Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is li...

You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official. Squirrell and Hurst bring you this Christmas special because they suddenly realised it was December. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/xmassongs ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attrib...

If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong. Join Matt and Mat as they get FAR too passionate about the top five kitchen implements. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/kitchen ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Common...

Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres. By the time this one eventually ends the world might have ended for real. And the author of this description has just remembered The Last of Us and is very, very cross with themselves. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/postapoc ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Po...

Happy Halloween, Rankers! We're back for season 2! Join Squirrell and Hurst as they pick the top five horror movies and struggle to remember how the show works after their break. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/horror ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCo...

Time to get excited, Rankers! Get your ears around this announcement from Squirrell and Hurst! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk hello@topfivefaceoff.co...

They got married to idiots. Then they got ranked by idiots. Long-suffering women who are way out of their on-screen husband's league are judged in our SERIES FINALE! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/wives ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Share...

With so many excellent examples to choose from, what are the top five 80s comedies? Squirrell and Hurst talk about things that a good portion of you will have to ask your parents about. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/lol80s ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attributio...