Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst

Top Five Face Off

Comedy EN ↓ 38 episodes

Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!

Author

Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

topfivefaceoff.co.uk

Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Evil Villain Schemes 01.07.2026

Some baddies are baddies just for the sake of it. Some of them are geniuses. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they let you know who the most schemingest villains of all time are. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/vilsch ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommerc...

Fast and Furious movies 17.06.2026

One of us really likes the Fast and Furious movies. One of us really doesn't. Come and join the Top Five Face Off "family". Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/quickcross ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No o...

McDonald's food 27.05.2026

We rank our favourite things to eat at McDonald's. One of us has a type, to put it lightly. Also - bonus OAP tech support - live! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/maccers ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. N...

Movies over three hours 13.05.2026

Hurst dislikes long movies, so this one is going to vex him. Come and listen as we discuss said movies in one of our shorter episodes for some time, ironically. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/threehours ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Share...

Chick Flicks 29.04.2026

What even is a 'chick flick'? We debate that, and tell you the best ones. There'll be controversy over this one, we can tell you that for free. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/chickflick ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Interna...

80s and 90s Cartoons 15.04.2026

Cartoons from when you were a kid. Or, you know, long before you were born. Join Squirrell and Hurst on a romp through the olden days of SD TV, awesome theme tunes and the ends of the cartoons delivering messages about getting into cars with strangers or something. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/8009cart ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powe...

Smells 25.03.2026

Have you ever thought about smells? Really thought about them, and why you might like a smell that other people don't? It's weird, right? ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the ultimate Harry Potter Malc? If you know your stuff and would like to appear as a guest in an episode of the show, hit us up at hello@topfivefaceoff.co.uk . Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/sm...

Abba songs 11.03.2026

Do you know how many Abba songs there are? We do. Do you know what the best five are? You will soon. No, but seriously - there are a lot of Abba songs. Send help. ----------------------- Can you beat Hurst to become the ultimate Harry Potter Malc? If you know your stuff and would like to appear as a guest in an episode of the show, hit us up at hello@topfivefaceoff.co.uk . Vote for the winner at t...

Adverts 25.02.2026

There are many, many, many great adverts. We find the best five, and - trust us - it wasn't easy. Prepare to laugh, sing and quote along in possibly our most nostalgia-filled episode to date. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/adverts ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Att...

Finger foods 11.02.2026

We're still not sure what exactly makes something a finger food, but here's the best five of them! And the worst. And a spare worst. And some shocking discoveries about your hosts! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/fingerfood ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution...

Adult cartoons 28.01.2026

Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb. Give it a listen to hear a Top Five Face Off FIRST! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/acartoons ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike...

Biscuits 14.01.2026

Squirrell and Hurst rank biscuits. There's more I could say here, but that sums it up rather well. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/biscuits ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted mat...

Christmas Movies 24.12.2025

It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime. Listen out for the worst possible argument for "why Die Hard is a Christmas movie" that you've ever heard. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/xmasmovies ! Brought to you, with love, by Harriet Squirrell and Carley Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is li...

Christmas songs 10.12.2025

You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official. Squirrell and Hurst bring you this Christmas special because they suddenly realised it was December. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/xmassongs ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attrib...

Kitchen Implements 26.11.2025

If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong. Join Matt and Mat as they get FAR too passionate about the top five kitchen implements. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/kitchen ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Common...

Post-apocalyptic Movies and TV Shows 12.11.2025

Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres. By the time this one eventually ends the world might have ended for real. And the author of this description has just remembered The Last of Us and is very, very cross with themselves. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/postapoc ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Po...

Horror Movies 31.10.2025

Happy Halloween, Rankers! We're back for season 2! Join Squirrell and Hurst as they pick the top five horror movies and struggle to remember how the show works after their break. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/horror ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCo...

Season 2 Teaser 29.10.2025

Time to get excited, Rankers! Get your ears around this announcement from Squirrell and Hurst! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk hello@topfivefaceoff.co...

Sitcom wives 13.08.2025

They got married to idiots. Then they got ranked by idiots. Long-suffering women who are way out of their on-screen husband's league are judged in our SERIES FINALE! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/wives ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Share...

80s comedy 06.08.2025

With so many excellent examples to choose from, what are the top five 80s comedies? Squirrell and Hurst talk about things that a good portion of you will have to ask your parents about. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/lol80s ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attributio...

Sandwiches 23.07.2025

I'll have a triple-ranked on rye, please, with a side of digression. Squirrell and Hurst will regale you not only with their list, but also with tales of offending ladies in Tesco, what exactly *is* a sandwich, and songs about them from their schooldays. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/sandos ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesom...

Modes of Transportation 16.07.2025

A joyous shambles of an episode. Tune in to hear arguments, massive digressions, some personalised mentoring and maybe some stuff about transport. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/transport ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Inter...

Blur or Oasis songs 09.07.2025

We settle a score that's nearly three decades old. And we also - finally - both have decent microphones. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/bloasis ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighte...

Wrestlers 02.07.2025

It's a rasslin' episode outta nowhere! As God is my witness, his microphone is broken in half! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/rassle ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material...

TV Theme Tunes 25.06.2025

Finally, it is upon us. And now it can be upon you, too. Squirrell and Hurst try their best to pick just five TV theme tunes to form the official world ranking. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/tvthemes ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAl...

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