The Way It Is

Send us Fan Mail Forever comes quick when you book your forever cruise that lands you in Cambodia with no money! How you find out when you really do start your marriage. A Philly cheesesteak in exchange for life in prison, seems like a fair trade? LOTY 5-3, going for 6th win! 

Send us Fan Mail Can our winning ways continue? Before we received any other golden highlights from the press secretary she has walked away from the job. Not sure who would dress their lawns up for Halloween, but people do, and I would love to know where they hide the 12ft Draculas. Fertility issues hit home in Florida, looking forward to seeing the financial payouts. LETS STAY HOT - LOTY (5-2) go...

Send us Fan Mail Bad way to die, number #210 - in a public setting falling from a roller coaster. With such an easy target I have to go after the public speaking abilities of the new press secretary. Getting my wife contacts, because... well, you'll hear about it. LOTY - let's stay HOT (4-2) going for 5th win, 3rd straight! 

Send us Fan Mail LOTY returns to our winning ways! However this week we cover how opposites actually attract. Tom Kim escapes serving the military with a gold medal. Susan Dell's plastic surgeon should have their hands cut off, and public execution is somehow okay? LOTY 3-2, going for our 4th win! 

Send us Fan Mail This week matters more than most for the LOTY. How in the world does someone survive two lethal injections? What do they teach these plumbers from Israel? LOTY and more!

Send us Fan Mail Logan and Jake Paul are doing what? Mets and Jets take .. I wonder what my dogs would sound like if they could talk. Sports talk and my god the Packers looked awful. LOTY 1-1 *DOUBLE TROUBLE* 

Send us Fan Mail Props to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough. Strangling kids is not the newest fad you should want to partake in. Who saw the video of Mitch McConnell, wonder if he sleeps with his eyes open. Pete Alonso is an alpha, my mets take on the 300th HR and more! LOTY 1-0 ** TD ladder starts this week** 

Send us Fan Mail Condolences to those who lost loved ones on 9/11.. However I give my take on the most undisputed champion of all time, physics. What is going on around the world you ask, well apparently we can't beat men wearing sandals. Where were you on this day 26 years ago? Flowers for women in the great equalizer. LOTY IS OUT!!!

Send us Fan Mail Russia trip, what's going on over there.. some cool experiences and some scary times. How is it without my wife being here you may ask? Well even if you didn't I will tell you. Oh how important it is to take care of yourself. LOTY IS NEXT WEEK! 

Send us Fan Mail From the trial where people think a guilty woman is innocent, wild horses being sold for meat, Enes Kanter at a WNBA game, and more. Don't want to forget a multi billionaire NFL owner going into a trailer park for some chitty chitty bang bang. Apparently people do not want to kill local pedophiles? My futures for the NFL are OUT - along with my predictions on what Trump will...

Send us Fan Mail We are so back, and it never felt so good. Trump opened for me at the convention center today. Going to Japan, eating sushi, bamboo forests, sumo wrestling and more. Going over the whole trip, for those travel enthusiasts out there. World Cup was fun, especially if you don't like Argentina. We are the best country in the wor... just a moment. 

Send a text Lady and Gents.. the end is here. 13-8-1, going for our 14th win.. Epstein files, the world apparently ended in Myrtle Beach. Going for broke with some serious social media accountability for my weight loss journey. Can Costco implement stop signs and turn signals on their shopping carts?

Send a text Minnesota is what the New York Jets organization looks like if they were a society. Friends - to be or not to be. My wife and her mugs, there's only one way to declutter. Mets. Jets. U U U UCONN wild finish. Let's finish out as winners! 13-7-1 going for 14th win! 

Send a text My biggest regrets so far in life, only two of them isn't bad. Fandom at its finest with my New York Islanders. Crunch fitness is absolutely bonkers, but for goodness sake clean up your damn weights! Some things last a long time, but none longer than friendship. Weekend recap - LOTY 12-7-1 ; going for 13th win! 

Send a text Getting older is simply the best, Costco clothes make style out of real men. Golf game is going in reverse. What my retirement job should be one day. Miami continues to prove me wrong. LOTY 12-6-1 going for 13th win! 

Send a text Happy New Year! We are so back, public winner last week, going for our 12th win in a row! Congrats to the Somalis, is that YouTube news guy Nick a diversion? Gyms need to let hot women workout for free. The mets have done less than even I expected, which is nothing. LOTY 11-6-1 ; Going for 12th win! 

Send a text Long week, but nothing calms my nerves more than using my wife's hair products in the shower. The Mets continue to break my heart. Presents are... well sort of. LOTY 9-6-1 Going for 10th Win!

Send a text Mets rant back up and corrected, Enjoy! I feel like I am starting to be the responsible one. Spend less, think more for your Christmas gifts. The war on food in the fridge, last bite tastes the best. How much more is a Christmas tree going to cost before it's all said and done? Michigan really got all they can handle with this scandal.. LOTY 9-5-1 - Going for 10th win!

Send a text How I really feel about what is going on with the New York Mets, David Stearns, and Steven Cohen. Maybe I can jinx them into making moves, but my money is on absolutely not.. Viewer Discretion Advised. 

Send a text Ladies and gents we haven't lost since... well a long time. Lane Kiffin Files > Epstein Files.. what in the world is going on with that. Bears in the crawl space tells me nothing is affordable anymore. Golf Tournament champions. No, I don't want to lose to get a better draft pick. LOTY (9-4-1) going for out SIXTH straight! 

Send a text Turkey is out, pizza is in. Why do we only have to have stuffing on Thanksgiving? David Stearns gives me zero reason to be excited. Thanksgiving NFL Madness, and more! Going for our 5th straight LOTY winner! (8-4-1)

Send a text Why I will never go to a World Cup game! Just finished up playing the round of my life shooting an 81, that was fun. Why are micro penises the talk of the town in the news? Nothing like celebrating the death and enslavement of millions of native Americans over turkey. NY Sports chatter.. LOTY (7-4-1) Going for 8th win! 

Send a text New York Sports banter for a quick moment, & getting old sucks. How about those Epstein files, and why does my Mac book automatically capitalize the E in his name?! Lock of the Year! 6-4-1 ( Going for 7th win )

Send a text Sweet Moses do we need a win; it's sign season with Election Day here! Dodgers come back in one of the most wildest endings in the World Series. Jets reaction; boy they made some stellar moves! Loser of the week - Alec Baldwin. Better chance I make changes to NY than Momdanny! LOTY dying for a win (5-4-1).

Send a text It's Halloween in the United States, but it's easter in Costco. Why do we have to get involved in other countries so called problems? New York sports talk, no way on earth Mets can let Peter go. It's that time of year where your water stays cold in the car all year long. LOTY ( 5-3-1) looking to bounce back with our 6th win!