The Way It Is

Send a text Lady and Gents.. the end is here. 13-8-1, going for our 14th win.. Epstein files, the world apparently ended in Myrtle Beach. Going for broke with some serious social media accountability for my weight loss journey. Can Costco implement stop signs and turn signals on their shopping carts?

Send a text Minnesota is what the New York Jets organization looks like if they were a society. Friends - to be or not to be. My wife and her mugs, there's only one way to declutter. Mets. Jets. U U U UCONN wild finish. Let's finish out as winners! 13-7-1 going for 14th win! 

Send a text My biggest regrets so far in life, only two of them isn't bad. Fandom at its finest with my New York Islanders. Crunch fitness is absolutely bonkers, but for goodness sake clean up your damn weights! Some things last a long time, but none longer than friendship. Weekend recap - LOTY 12-7-1 ; going for 13th win! 

Send a text Getting older is simply the best, Costco clothes make style out of real men. Golf game is going in reverse. What my retirement job should be one day. Miami continues to prove me wrong. LOTY 12-6-1 going for 13th win! 

Send a text Happy New Year! We are so back, public winner last week, going for our 12th win in a row! Congrats to the Somalis, is that YouTube news guy Nick a diversion? Gyms need to let hot women workout for free. The mets have done less than even I expected, which is nothing. LOTY 11-6-1 ; Going for 12th win! 

Send a text Long week, but nothing calms my nerves more than using my wife's hair products in the shower. The Mets continue to break my heart. Presents are... well sort of. LOTY 9-6-1 Going for 10th Win!

Send a text Mets rant back up and corrected, Enjoy! I feel like I am starting to be the responsible one. Spend less, think more for your Christmas gifts. The war on food in the fridge, last bite tastes the best. How much more is a Christmas tree going to cost before it's all said and done? Michigan really got all they can handle with this scandal.. LOTY 9-5-1 - Going for 10th win!

Send a text How I really feel about what is going on with the New York Mets, David Stearns, and Steven Cohen. Maybe I can jinx them into making moves, but my money is on absolutely not.. Viewer Discretion Advised. 

Send a text Ladies and gents we haven't lost since... well a long time. Lane Kiffin Files > Epstein Files.. what in the world is going on with that. Bears in the crawl space tells me nothing is affordable anymore. Golf Tournament champions. No, I don't want to lose to get a better draft pick. LOTY (9-4-1) going for out SIXTH straight! 

Send a text Turkey is out, pizza is in. Why do we only have to have stuffing on Thanksgiving? David Stearns gives me zero reason to be excited. Thanksgiving NFL Madness, and more! Going for our 5th straight LOTY winner! (8-4-1)

Send a text Why I will never go to a World Cup game! Just finished up playing the round of my life shooting an 81, that was fun. Why are micro penises the talk of the town in the news? Nothing like celebrating the death and enslavement of millions of native Americans over turkey. NY Sports chatter.. LOTY (7-4-1) Going for 8th win! 

Send a text New York Sports banter for a quick moment, & getting old sucks. How about those Epstein files, and why does my Mac book automatically capitalize the E in his name?! Lock of the Year! 6-4-1 ( Going for 7th win )

Send a text Sweet Moses do we need a win; it's sign season with Election Day here! Dodgers come back in one of the most wildest endings in the World Series. Jets reaction; boy they made some stellar moves! Loser of the week - Alec Baldwin. Better chance I make changes to NY than Momdanny! LOTY dying for a win (5-4-1).

Send a text It's Halloween in the United States, but it's easter in Costco. Why do we have to get involved in other countries so called problems? New York sports talk, no way on earth Mets can let Peter go. It's that time of year where your water stays cold in the car all year long. LOTY ( 5-3-1) looking to bounce back with our 6th win!

Send a text Can we prolong the home soil win streak? Why jeopardize a 160M career earnings for 200k? FBI gambling busts and the NBA, what would I do? Loser of the week is... a tough question. What is on my algorithm this week you ask? Of course a jets rant, and last but not least.. the LOTY ( 5-2-1 ) going for our 6th win! 

Send a text Back in the states, back on track! 1-0-1 last week. Loser of the week ties straight into the jets putrid display of what a blind man would call football. Grades from overseas, food, women, cleanliness. How are your goals going, re setting mine. LOTY - going for our 5TH WIN .. (4-2-1)

Send a text Heading back ; what I learned in a nutshell.. best food out of the 3 countries? Hands down in ___________ . What culture dominates the travel trade the best? Loser of the week? None other than our United States Gov! Escaping death from a Munich Oktoberfest Bombing, no problem! LOTY 3-2 (Going for 4th and 5th win)

Send a text Starting off with losing my mind over the Jets and Mets. Nothing like catching a sinus infection on the road. Oktoberfest is more than a once in a lifetime experience. Berlin is absolutely beautiful. Don't yell at your kids for things you haven't taught them yet. Nothing like bouncing BACK! LOTY 3-1 

Send a text We want MORE! We are on absolute FIRE. Loser of the week, don't do half your job do ALL of it! I am 34, and I can do what I want. Marriage flys by. New York sports talk, and yet again sending you another LOCK OF THE YEAR (3-0) going for 4th straight win!

Send a text What a wild week in the world. Biggest loser of the week is? My algorithm is the most diabolical thing on the planet. There really isn't any surprise why lazy people like to remain lazy, off days are fun. Funning isn't run, pretty much. Give El Chapo the keys to the Federal Reserve. Week 3 LOTY!! (2-0) 

Send a text We have won more than the mets in the last week, and we only pick one game. Nothing like getting bent into a pretzel at the blackjack table and live to tell about it. We now have a LOSER OF THE WEEK! Ether tip, or stay home. The wife is back, and things are back in order. LOTY 1-0 GOING FOR 2-0 ! 

Send a text We are so back! Is marrying for money okay? Let's talk about it. Nothing like seeing friends and family. Integrity has gone by the wayside in this country. Epstein list.. get out with it already. Give credit to those who deserve it, AKA Jalen Hurts! LOTY Week 1 is OUT! 

Send a text Ladies and gents - we are back. Never felt better! A little bit of this, that, and the other. Chicken can bring people together. Some summer activities. A golf cart tab for the ages. Distance makes the heart grow fonder! Don't forget about your futures! LOTY future is OUT!

Send a text Only a Brooklyn woman from NY who is married with a kid seek refuge in love with a Pakistani teenager. Best Buy is not the Best Buy. Where art thou my wife? Are vets held to the same standard of heeding the call for pet health? LOCK OF THE YEAR! going for 18-7, (17-7 @ 72%)

Send a text Only thing that can stop us is the end of the NFL season! 6 straight winners, 17-7 overall. If I didn't have dogs, I could leave right now go get tacos in Mexico and fly back in the same day. Road rage and how I am now dealing with it. I have officially been workout tracked. Being a single dad is harder than I thought.. No LOTY, bask in the glory of being 17-7!