The Hyperbaric Goats: Movie Reviews

We are back for a one off special giving our initial thoughts on the latest Alien film - Romulus ** This is not a review but it does contain spoilers **

This week we join Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner on an adventure so memorable that neither of us remembered any of it. It has gun fights, car chases and Cassandra's dad, but will it earn any Udders?

This week we have a close shave as we review a movie that may have gone under the radar for most horror fans.

The Foo fighters are out to make a hell of an album but things take a turn for the satanic. They have killer riffs but will they slay with a respectable udder score?

This week we check out a modern take on an old genre. It has all the right influences but can it kill it with a top udder score or will we be wishing we could turn back time?

This week we are on a quest for revenge beyond the grave in a gritty British movie that may have gone under the radar. It has little piggies and sugar! But will it leave with any udders?

This week we are keeping things hush hush as we rejoin Emily Blunt in a fight for survival. Silence is golden in this thriller that left us holding our breath, but will it be holding any Udders by the end of our review?

This week we visit the old country for a gritty cat and mouse outing. Featuring a solid cast and a memorable villain, surely it's worthy of a high udder score?

This week we head into the woods to get groovy with some evil spirits. This one is not for the faint of heart! It has ghosts, ghouls and blood, but will it be leaving with any udders?

This week we serve up some prawns in a different type of sci-fi movie. This movie may have been on our "to re watch" list for over a decade but has the wait been worth it?

This week we are getting a sense of déjà vu as we join Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt in a fight for survival against an alien race. They have mechs, they have Bill Paxton but will they earn some Udders?

This week we step into a controversial period on British history as a lone soldier must survive a night in Belfast during the troubles. Will he make it home with some udders to his name?

This week we take a walk in the woods with some hairy folk from the Highlands. Will a team of British soldiers make it through the night with a respectable amount of udders? Tune in to find out.

This week we are surrounded by a-holes in an obscure gem that JT selected for review. It's got Frodo, it's got Slim Shady and it's got Country Music, but will it earn any Udders?

This week we join a bunch of strangers who find themselves trapped in a mysterious maze. If they want to survive and earn some Udders, they will have to work together!

This week we join Rocky Balboa as he gets the chance of a lifetime in a classic underdog story. He's got the heart, he's got the skills but will he get the udders?

This week we celebrate 20 years of Captain Jack Sparrow by looking at the movie that started it all. These pirates plunder gold and rum but will they be sailing away with some coveted udders for their stash?

This week Gaz and Dave assemble a crew of desperate blokes for a novel money making endeavour, they have Tom Jones, Leather Thongs and Clingfilm, but will they be leaving with a strong udder score?

This week we head into the wasteland of weirdness for a punk fuelled overload on the senses. It's got horny kangaroos but will it walk away with any Udders?

This week we delve into seductive horror as a bunch of scientists and a mercenary try to survive a horny alien with extending nipples. How many udders will they earn?

This week we head to the streets of London for some good old fashioned cockney violence. This one has an all star cast delivering the goods but can they gain a respectable udder score?

This week we take a listener request and join Jason Statham for the movie that made him a modern action icon. It's got explosions, grease and strange accents but will it claim a respectable udder score?

This week we join Jason Statham as he reunites with Guy Ritchie for a spy action comedy with an all star cast. It's got wine, banter and bollocks but will it walk away with any Udders?

This week we join a younger Han Solo on his journey to becoming a Legendary scoundrel, he gets a ship, he gets a crew but will he get any udders?

This week we take a look at a movie that has taken the crown as the most awarded movie of all time. It features laundry, taxes and duel wielded dildos, but will it add any udders to its awards?