The Hyperbaric Goats: Movie Reviews

This week we roll into action with Brad Pitt as he fights his way through Germany during the final days of WW2. He's got a hardened crew, a box of eggs and a stash of whisky, but will he earn some udders?

This week we are on an adventure in one of bread's childhood favourites. Featuring magic, monsters, evil queens and even a goat! but how many udders can it earn?

This week we delve into JT's childhood and join Burt Reynolds as he smuggles beer across America. He can outrun the law but can he earn some udders to go with the moustache?

This week Arnie is leading a double life as a spy. He's got gadgets, one liners and dance moves, but does he have what it takes to earn some udders?

This week we are on a rampage in an outrageous action movie chosen by JT himself. It has guns, gore, drugs, energy drinks, country music and suspect CGI, but will it have any udders?

Ralph Fiennes serves up a sinister treat in this week's episode as his guests dine on an exquisite selection, but will there be any udders on the menu?

This week we join James McAvoy and an all-star cast in a dark comedy chosen by JT himself. Will there be plenty of offers awarded? Tune in to find out..

To celebrate Christmas Day we join Bill Goldberg as he swaps his tights for a sleigh and hat. Lots of seasons beatings will be handed out but will there be any udders?

This week we look at one of the most iconic Christmas movies that everybody loves. But will the goats love it? Tune in to find out.

We kick off the Christmas period with a look at a Holiday Special from the MCU. Drax and Mantis head to earth to buy Peter a Christmas Present, but will they find any udders before they bring home the Bacon?

This week Nic Cage is Nic Cage as he heads off to a birthday party hosted by a suspected kidnapper. Will he find the prisoner, sample the cake and earn some udders? Tune in to find out.

This week we go on a trip with Mickey and Mallory knox in a violent assault on the senses that features an all-star cast. But will we be handing out any udders along the way?

This week we prove that romance isn't dead with the help of an all-star cast and Elvis Presley! But will our udders be all shook up? Tune in to find out.

This week we struggle to survive an internet meme for our Halloween special. But will it be trick or teat for this modern horror?

This week we pay a visit to the overlook hotel for a glass of redrum. Will we escape with our sanity? And will there be any udders for the torrance family?

This week there is a vampire next door and it's down to a horror fanatic, a failing actor and a guy with an annoying laugh to stop him! But will they earn some udders during their quest?

This week the goats pass Judgement on 'The Law' himself, Judge Dredd! But how many udders will he earn? Tune in to find out.

This week we celebrate the 40th anniversary of a spooky classic. Ghosts, ghouls and steaks all bring the heebie-jeebies to the goats, but can they earn any udders?

This week we look at a WW2 satire with plenty of laughs as well as a few tears. Featuring a great cast of lovable rogues, will there be plenty of udders to go around? Tune in to find out.

After 20 years, Renton, Spud, Begbie and Sick Boy have the chance to choose life once again, but can old friendships overcome resentment and betrayal? And can they earn a respectable udder score?

This week the goats choose life with a hard hitting ride from the 90s. An all star cast of Britain's finest are on hand but can they grab some udders?

The first rule of fight club is, you have to earn some udders! Can Brad Pitt and Ed Norton deliver the goods in this week's review?

This week we embrace infinite terror in celebration of Event Horizons 25th anniversary. This ship went to hell and brought back something sinister, but did it bring any udders back? Tune in to find out!

This week the Predator returns to hunt on the Comanche plains of the 1700's. But will he be taking any udders home as trophies?

Immortality seems like a good idea until you realise you have to spend it alone. As vampires Lestat and Louis wander the cold dark wasteland of eternity, do they earn any udders? Tune in to find out