The Hake Report

Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud” situation, and other berating incidents. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:06) 🗣️ Massie, Trump, Young Neighbor excuses ‘ * (0:07:41) 🎶 Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee * (0:11:34) 📞 Ryan: Antagon...

Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is “accountability” in race? People dig in because of pride. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD CLIP: Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump: Who's America First 🇺🇸 (15-min) YouTube - Rumble * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:40) 🗞️ News… Iran. San Diego. Ebola. * (0:07:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:35) 📞 Bobby: “I...

Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”! The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD CLIP: 'Chud the Builder' Is One Guy; 'YNs' Are HORDES (21-mins) YouTube * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:15) 😢 Poor Martin Short; Captives free * (0:07:...

Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was “Chud the Builder” wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure? The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:05) 🪙 Jesse coin * (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:09:42) 💬 Coffees: Personal Attacks! * (0:16:32) 💬 Old Supers 🌭 * (0:21:16) 📞 Jaime, MN, hearing the “N-word”; Movies, Music * (0:29:56) J: The...

Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you’re right. The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense? * (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee * (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous? * (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest...

Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:02:04) 51st State, Venezuela? In y’all’s heads * (0:07:02) 🎶 Hey, guys! Life without thinkin’ * (0:09:50) 💬 Supers / Coffees… * (0:17:28) T...

Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence? The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:01:31) 📈 Birthrates correction? By race… * (0:04:19) 💬 Super: Ghosts, Aliens, and Chud, and black Americans * (0:13:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Love Boomers * (0:15:12) Nickel...

Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”? The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Iran, China * (0:03:10) News: Funeral; Laredo bodies; Kort walking stick * (0:09:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:10) 📞 Meade: VA mess; BLM statue injury; prophecy… * (0:22:30) M: Givin...

“Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out! The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:12) 📞 Ryan: “Lift Every Voice” 😢 Trump v 60min * (0:11:22) R: Saying “N—” to get a rise * (0:16:04) R: Obama FBI charges? Mon...

Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Coffees, Supers * (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:24) 🪙 Jesse coin * (0:10:14) 🗞️ Hake news… * (0:19:18) 📞 Jeff, OH, re: Trump; N & G words; Italian immigrants * (0:26:20) J: Ethics: Aristotle...

South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:13) 🗞️ RIP Ted Turner * (0:10:48) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:12:40) 📞 Ronnie, not John, KY: Direct questions? * (0:15:47) R: Not right, but fair: SA farm attacks; Rabbit got the gun * (0:...

“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD * (0:00:00) Confused Start * (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer * (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore * (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses * (0:24:...

No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob? The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:01) News… * (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping” * (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo...

“Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions? The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:25) News, Mess, drama * (0:08:19) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) 📞 Michael, Canada: Art, respect boundaries, “little man syndrome” * (0:13:35) M: Overreacting to trut...

Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:11) “N” word truth * (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected * (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery * (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar...

50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:23) News… * (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a * (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words * (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad… * (0:35:04) R: Be...

They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill. The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men * (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible...

“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished? The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over… * (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians * (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd * (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:13:07) 📞 David,...

A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular. The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations * (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence” * (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual * (0:26:30) 📞...

JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller. * (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMe...

The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:07:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident. * (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem? * (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What ar...

South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people. The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live) * (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s * (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t se...

Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”? The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:06) M— was the case! * (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing * (0:12:39) Q: Will we...

JUST 30 MINS! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl (0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft (0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend (0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE (0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made? (0:22:12) 💬 Coffees…. (0:27:59) 💬...

JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel? * (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q? * (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones * (0:11:26) B...