The Bartender Rant Podcast

Join us for our first ever installment of The Suggestion Box! The BRP set up a hotline you can call anytime to vent your frustration for the service industry... Or for your favourite podcast that never releases content. Just remember, when the service industry has you saying "Fuck Me" Call 423-POD-RANT!

Settle in, barflys, and let Jupiter Jones take you on a journey through her storied career, next stop Hawaii! A world traveler and multifaceted talent, Jupiter subverts The Gauntlet with sage advice, the Rum industry's dirty secrets and moments of synchronicity that make you think twice. Follow Jupiter: @itsjupiterjones @lionysus.creative www.lionysuscreative.pixiest.com Jupiter's Kitchen Sink Sak...

Join us on the rocky seas of hospitality as Devin navigates the treacherous waters of The Gauntlet with the swagger of a seasoned swashbuckler. Plenty of stories to keep your spirits high as we brave the storm, but what we find on the other side is a reverence and appreciation for this ancient tradition that we all share. Follow Devin: @convenientcocktailco @devin.drinks Devin's Kingston Negroni:...

Fresh off a pump from Richmond, VA, The Mergler flexes on The Gauntlet with some unforgettable stories from behind the stick! Health code violations that will challenge your constitution, creative ways to handle bad tippers and probably the best answer to question three we've ever heard! Pour yourself a drink, snort some pre-workout and enjoy the show! Follow Michael: @thebartendingbodybuilder Mer...

There's something special about a friendship formed over the phone and a few drinks. After several conversations filled with dark humor and jokes that surely landed us on a federally monitored list, Katie finally agrees to join the show. Slinging drinks from the mean streets of Gresham, Oregon to Vancouver, Washington Katie takes on The Gauntlet with the singular purpose of finally getting her fav...

Pat, a seasoned service industry vet with bold opinions on classic cocktails, shares his love for whiskey and jaw-dropping tales from his time behind the bar. Don’t miss his unique twist on a traditional cocktail and a daring mix of Blanton’s whiskey with Mountain Dew. Eat your heart out whiskey bros! Follow Pat: @cocktailwolf Pat's Pete's Word: 3/4 oz Laphroaig 10 3/4 oz Green Chartreuse 3/4 oz F...

Joining us for our first installment of "The Gauntlet" is the one and only, Justin Ulmer! Justin has been an Airbnb Superhost for 6 consecutive years and graces the show to share the stories that you won't find in the reviews. From murderous guests to left over sex toys, take a trip with us beyond the pale and learn what operating an Airbnb is really like. Also, the saltwater crocodile makes an ap...

Slinging drinks everywhere from cruise ships to karaoke dives, beach escapes, and bierhalls, this Parkville native has seen it all, served it all, and probably cleaned up after it all too. Tie one on as Justin takes The Gauntlet head on! Follow Justin: @justoniusss Justin's (Mom's) Amaretta & Soda: 2oz Di Amore Amaretto 4oz Soda Ice Mix all ingredients in rocks glass and enjoy! FOLLOW www.brpd...

Get ready for a wild ride as we sit down with the incomparable Al Marquez to uncover the secrets behind his hilarious content and unforgettable bar tales. From epic bar brawls to the mysterious allure of the "Boom-Boom Room" and the infamous "Clown Shoes" shifts when bar owners keep the doors open for their inner circle after hours, this episode dives deep into the chaos, camaraderie, and creativi...

The Mack Attack is back!! If you enjoyed Mack Baylines jaunt through The Gauntlet, then you're going to love this Boilermaker Tape. If the name of this story doesn't catch your attention, then take our word for it - this tale of adventure and debauchery winds down the rabbit hole. Jumping from the NYC music scene to the cobblestoned streets of Annapolis, this acid soaked BMT will keep you guessing...

A special holiday release for you on the fly! I need hands!

This week, we're joined by Brian from Dundalk, Maryland, career bartender, sports fanatic, and all around hilarious guy. We dive into bar stories, podcasting origins, and his signature drink: The "VAG" (Vodka and Gatorade... yes, really). Expect plenty of laughs, sharp wit, and some solid live advice served with a twist! Follow: @b_rog20 @gwstolemylawnfurnitureshow Brian's VAG: 4 oz Fruit Punch Ga...

In this Boilermaker Tape, Ethan shares a hilarious and cautionary tale about how a casual plan for "just one drink" spiraled into an unexpected all-night adventure. From bar-hopping escapades to worshipping the porcelain goddess, Ethan’s night takes a turn he didn’t see coming. Tune in for laughs, lessons, and a reminder that sometimes, one drink is never just one. Follow Ethan: @mavrick_cocktails...

Double your Stephens, double your fun! Shipped all the way from Athens, Greece, please welcome Papadop to the show! A staple in the Baltimore Bar Scene, Papadop is no stranger to the surprises the service industry holds. His love for the industry shines through with how he regards his guests, even if they're chucking plates at each other or in the middle of a drug induced paranoid breakdown! Follo...

Another special treat for you straight from The Usual Bar in Fort Worth, Texas! Matthew sits down with the guys to share a seemingly innocuous story about a fine dining experience that quickly devolves into an all. out brawl!

The DFW Bar Crawl was a hell of a thing and we couldn't think of any better way to bring it home than with Fort Worth's very own, Zak Houara. A gifted storyteller and natural comedian, Zak has the guys rolling harder than P. Diddy's video camera at a Freakoff. Enjoy this Covid Era tale as Zak tries his best to help the guys finally get canceled. Follow Zak: @fat_staks_of_zaks FOLLOW Instagram, Fac...

Throw back that shot and chase it with some suds as James shares a memorable encounter during a bustling evening at the bar. A young man, eager to impress, decides to order a Ramos Gin Fizz – a challenging cocktail even during the calmest of times, let alone a rush. Unfazed by the chaos around him, our seasoned bartender takes the opportunity to impart a valuable lesson to the young peacock about...

Get ready for some double trouble with the dynamic duo of Mads and Millie! These partners in crime help us close out a killer day of recordings with some delicious cocktails and a lot of laughs! Follow: @madzs_ @_mezcalmami Madeline's A La Louisiane: 2 oz. Rye Whiskey .75 oz Carpano Antica Sweet Vermouth .5 oz. Benedictine 4-5 Dashes Peychaud's Bitters .25 oz Absinthe Expression of Lemon Peel Add...

We’d tell you to get ready for another great episode from DFW but, as Chris would say, “If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get that way.” From handling rowdy customers with finesse to crafting cocktails that pack a punch, the sagacious Chris shares her insights on navigating the unpredictable world behind the bar. So mix yourself up a drink and join us for a juicy, boozy escape from your day as C...

Join us for an unforgettable episode featuring Jennava, the Dallas native and New York Times acclaimed bartender whose love for creating unique cocktails is matched only by her devious pranking intuition. Whether you're a mixology maestro or a prankster at heart, this episode promises laughs, cocktails, and a taste of Texas hospitality like never before! Follow: @jennadev Jen's Grandpa's Peach Tea...

"It's only going to get worse." Chandler's words, not ours. Brace yourself for this epic second half of The Gauntlet with the one and only, Chandler Tomayko! There's plenty to tease, but honestly, you just have to hear it for yourself. Follow: @thechefwithredshoes @heardcardgame www.heardcardgame.com Chandler's False Fall: 1 oz. Roxor Gin 1 oz. False River Spiced Rum 1/2 oz. Barrows Ginger Liqueur...

After much anticipation and procrastination, here it is, the first episode of The DFW Bar Crawl! And what other way to start than with the person who made it all happen, Chef Chandler Tomayko! Creator of Heard Card Game and all around bad ass, Chandler welcomes The BRP crew to DFW for a week of great food, wild tales and utter debauchery. A long time in the works, our partner in crime takes us on...

After a raucous week recording in Baltimore, Bailey helps bring the guys home with some nostalgia and a pleasant hint of hostility. From patron, to bartender, to owner, Bailey's seen his fair share of the Service Industry and serves it up for us with his devil-may-care charm. Follow Bailey: Instagram: @allhailbail & @thereservoirtowson Bailey's High Noon: Just sixer of High Noon. Buy it, drink...

Join the guys in Baltimore with Ryan Bickel for our first episode of The BRP Back of House! Ryan takes us on a harrowing journey into a world the FOH both fears and respects. And sometimes fucks. Double check your orders and welcome to The Thunderdome, Bitch! FOLLOW Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Twitch & Tiktok @brpdrinkalong SUPPORT Merch: prodigydtg.com/bartenderrant/shop/home Patr...

Service industry vet, Evan Bosco, joins us in Baltimore to take on The Gauntlet. With a calm and measured approach, Evan helps sooth the guys with some incredible stories and plenty of laughs. Follow: Website: verdepizza.com Events: verdepizza.com/events Evan's Nebbia Verde 1.5 oz Vodka .75 oz Basil-Ginger Simple Syrup 1 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 2 Dashes Fee Foam (optional, for looks) Garnish with Bas...