Millennial Excellence

That perfect umami that can only hit when sweet (Miles) and spicy (Josiah) join forces. It's the SRIRACHA ep, y'all. Listen to the end for a brand new segment as well as the return of Alex's Corner. Oh, and buy us a coffee on Patreon .

The plural of vinyl is... whatever you want it to be. We love records. And recordings. Of our podcast. Millennial Excellence. In addition to the vinyl revival, Séamus stops by to talk about ice cream that looks like Trump and his recent hang with Zohran. And make sure you listen to the end for the return of Alex's Corner . All this and more on [wiki wiki] Millennial Excellence.

Laugh like Peter. Love like Homer. Think like Hank. Work like Bob. Dress like Archer. Project like Cartman. And sometimes? Have random stoner vibes like Brak, Meatwad and the rest of the gang. It's the adult animation episode, y'all. Featuring Felipe Di Poi from Simple Town. 

Caption via Starbies Drink Ideas on IG: Stop everything and grab your emotional support latte, because I have some major tea to spill (or should I say, venti-sized cold brew?) I recently sat down with the legends over at the @millennial_excellence Podcast to unpack my entire personality, from the origin story of the page to our shared, borderline-concerning obsession with Starbucks orders. We even...

There's no ME in Wii (only Mii). There's no YOU in Wii (only Wii U). Wii deserve better! This Wiik's episode is all about the Wii. BUT that's not all. Stick around for our interview with Peter Berkman of the band Anamanaguchi, who talks gaming and God and Epstein and Scott Pilgrim and so much more. PLUS the second edition of Alex's corner. No cheat code needed here... just strap in and play ball....

This one time... at Bandcamp... We talk tuneage with ourselves and also with Kevin and Nina from Wishy.  And listen until the very end to hear the first-ever appearance of "Alex's Corner."  

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The world is ending but we're remembering the Shepard Fairey Obama poster. And then our pal Will Menaker stops by to talk about all these new millennial politicians and their turns of phrase.  Also there's a lot more at https://patreon.com/millennialexcellence  

It's the final episode of GenZuary and we finally get into it. Featuring Alex Swartzentruber.  Like this episode and want more? Go to patreon.com/millennialexcellence 

Episode 3 of GenZuary is all about our friend and hero The Rizzler.  Want to hear us hear Geese? We also listened to Getting Killed over on Patreon. https://patreon.com/millennialexcellence  

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It is GenZuary, week 2, and we're talking A MINECRAFT MOVIE. We're joined once again by our friend Alex Swartzentruber. See ya in the servers!!!

It's the first episode of GenZuary, a brief detour into all things Gen Z. Miles is not writing this caption and I don't remember any slang so it's written normal style.  All month, we are joined by timeless sage Alex Swartzentruber as our "third mic in residence." For more Millennial Excellence, visit Patreon .

We're making some big claims (and hot freaking takes) about what's goin down in '26. And we're joined by our third mic in residence, Alex Swartzentruber. Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/millennialexcellence.

It's a Patreon-only episode of SILENT GENERATION EXCELLENCE, unlocked for all you cheapskates. Featuring our friend Haus of Decline.  You would have heard this already if you were a Patreon subscriber . Let that be your New Year's resolution...

Milly Ex-mas to all! And beware of The Cringe.

*Hypnotism voice* You WILL listen to this episode. You WILL share this episode on socials. You WILL earn more clout for tastemaking with this episode. We're talking influencers with our old pal Jack Wagner of the Otherworld podcast. And we'd be wasting our influence if we didn't mention that you should buy Le Seltzer and use code Millennial15 to get 15% off. 

Just.... don't say it. Or.... do. 😈 Sometimes you just gotta get a lil nasty wit it y'all! It's the word MOIST, with our special guest Salesforce Child .

Some of y'all are trying to concentrate at work. We're trying to Concert-rate. Even though our desk is heckin' tiny. Yep, it's the Tiny Desk Concerts episode. Lock in, y'all! We're joined by Raina Douris from World Café, who pops by at 1:27:33. Beverages on this podcast are furnished by Le Seltzer . Get 15% off your order using code Millennial15.

We are launching the world's first-ever podcast advent calendar. From today (December 1) until Christmas Day, we will be delivering one mini episode about a different millennial Christmas topic, only on Patreon .  Sign up now to open your very first treat, and check in each day for another 'sode. Milly Ex-mas!

Then I realized it was my hair that was making my head hot. Featuring Pierce, Matthew, Derek from our "sister pod" Chamber of Reason . Check out our Patreon for something very big happening on December 1.

Lemme get ahhh pumpkin spice. On urrthang. It's that time of year y'all, and we're here for it!  This episode brought to you by Le Seltzer , who do not have a pumpkin spice flavour....

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Magic Spoon. Oli Pop. Fish Wife. Graza. These aint your daddy's foodstuffs. These are our snacks, for our generation. And we do things? A little bit different. Gather 'round and pop a snack or two as we discuss the only ethical consumption under capitalism — Shoppy Shops. Featuring our friend Jill O'Connell . And speaking of shoppy... put your credit card inside of Patreon for more pod. Yummeh!

My favorite thing to do in Manhattan is walk around and look at tall buildings and listen to M83. It's Millennial Excellence featuring Larry Fitzmaurice .  Sign up for Larry's newsletter . Or sign up for Millennial Excellence Patreon . It's up to you, vote with your dollars.