Millennial Excellence

We finally landed on a tagline, so it's time to land this plane. Millennial Excellence. NEVER FORGET. Thank you for listening!

But it's just the price you pay ($5 on Patreon for more) Destiny is calling you Open up your eager ears I'm Millennial Excellence

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My generation's pop culture rag is cooler than yours... Support good journalism on Patreon .

"Creativity takes courage" - Henri Matisse " Patreon takes $5" - Josiah Hughes and Miles Grimmer

Spiderpod, spiderpod, does whatever a spiderpod does.... We also released our best episode of all time on Patreon this week.

With apologies to both Ned and The National. And to greige lovers everywhere. Want more? Patreon , people.

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If you saw another version of this episode don't worry about it. 4 bars. 1 shirt. Infinite possibilities.  And only $5 on Patreon . Our pod is Punk AF.

This is the reason we can't have mortages, people!  If you're freaking addicted to this shiz hit us up at https://www.patreon.com/c/MillennialExcellence

"Your not ugly it's society who is ugly" - Shrek, 2001

As someone who has hosted thousands of hours of podcasts, I can tell you this one is something special. As someone who has worked in marketing for over a decade, I can tell it takes more than a great caption to get you to listen. And as someone who considers himself "extremely online," I can tell this one's gonna be spicy.

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Can you feel it? Now it's comin' back We can steal it If we bridge this gap I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall When I lost it Yeah, you held my hand But I tossed it Didn't understand You were waitin' As I dove into the waterfall So say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Can you feel my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can y...

Murder your... ears. Play this ish LOUD. LIQUID DEATH = OUR WATER.

What's your type? My font overfloweth. I wish we were sans comic sans! Just a few of the captions I've been trying out for the COMIC SANS episode of Millennial Excellence. Any tickle your fancy?

If you're wearing Vans right now... you might be alternative. And you're definitely millennial. Vans are adult attire because, well, we're the adults now. Oh, and if you wish we were talking about Converse instead we did that on Patreon .

What has it got in its nasty pocketsess?!?!?! A portable music device? We wants it, we needs it. Must have the podcast. They stole it from us. Sneaky little listeners. Wicked, tricksy, false! Give it to us raw and wriggling!  

*whistles in fluent hipster*

Put your hair in a messy man bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it. Also don't forget to listen to the async episode . 

"The idea behind the roast had always been about camaraderie. It is not about making anyone feel bad. It is about taking equal jabs at your friends and peers and just having fun" - Jeff Ross Sign up for our Patreon please. Please sign up. 

Freemason... I mean... Free Mason Jar episode of Millennial Excellence, out now!

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This one's for all the doggos, puppers, woofers, yappers, floofers, grizlords, snip snap doggos, doges, common doggos, special doggos, wrinklers, corgos, shoobs, long doggos, puggos, party puggos, aqua doggos, subwoofers, heckin angery woofers, trashboyes, bamboozleds, very fast doggos running at incredible hihg speed, fire safety doggos, french bulldoggos, moon moons, shibes, corn doggos, puggeri...

Stop saying this episode is super bad! It's actually really good! We worked really hard on it! Nah I'm just kidding. It's the Jonah Hill episode. And stay tuned for Alex's corner. Want more? You greedy lil piggeh. Go here .