Millennial Excellence

This is the reason we can't have mortages, people!  If you're freaking addicted to this shiz hit us up at https://www.patreon.com/c/MillennialExcellence

"Your not ugly it's society who is ugly" - Shrek, 2001

As someone who has hosted thousands of hours of podcasts, I can tell you this one is something special. As someone who has worked in marketing for over a decade, I can tell it takes more than a great caption to get you to listen. And as someone who considers himself "extremely online," I can tell this one's gonna be spicy.

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Can you feel it? Now it's comin' back We can steal it If we bridge this gap I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall When I lost it Yeah, you held my hand But I tossed it Didn't understand You were waitin' As I dove into the waterfall So say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Can you feel my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can y...

Murder your... ears. Play this ish LOUD. LIQUID DEATH = OUR WATER.

What's your type? My font overfloweth. I wish we were sans comic sans! Just a few of the captions I've been trying out for the COMIC SANS episode of Millennial Excellence. Any tickle your fancy?

If you're wearing Vans right now... you might be alternative. And you're definitely millennial. Vans are adult attire because, well, we're the adults now. Oh, and if you wish we were talking about Converse instead we did that on Patreon .

What has it got in its nasty pocketsess?!?!?! A portable music device? We wants it, we needs it. Must have the podcast. They stole it from us. Sneaky little listeners. Wicked, tricksy, false! Give it to us raw and wriggling!  

*whistles in fluent hipster*

Put your hair in a messy man bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it. Also don't forget to listen to the async episode . 

"The idea behind the roast had always been about camaraderie. It is not about making anyone feel bad. It is about taking equal jabs at your friends and peers and just having fun" - Jeff Ross Sign up for our Patreon please. Please sign up. 

Freemason... I mean... Free Mason Jar episode of Millennial Excellence, out now!

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This one's for all the doggos, puppers, woofers, yappers, floofers, grizlords, snip snap doggos, doges, common doggos, special doggos, wrinklers, corgos, shoobs, long doggos, puggos, party puggos, aqua doggos, subwoofers, heckin angery woofers, trashboyes, bamboozleds, very fast doggos running at incredible hihg speed, fire safety doggos, french bulldoggos, moon moons, shibes, corn doggos, puggeri...

Stop saying this episode is super bad! It's actually really good! We worked really hard on it! Nah I'm just kidding. It's the Jonah Hill episode. And stay tuned for Alex's corner. Want more? You greedy lil piggeh. Go here .

That perfect umami that can only hit when sweet (Miles) and spicy (Josiah) join forces. It's the SRIRACHA ep, y'all. Listen to the end for a brand new segment as well as the return of Alex's Corner. Oh, and buy us a coffee on Patreon .

The plural of vinyl is... whatever you want it to be. We love records. And recordings. Of our podcast. Millennial Excellence. In addition to the vinyl revival, Séamus stops by to talk about ice cream that looks like Trump and his recent hang with Zohran. And make sure you listen to the end for the return of Alex's Corner . All this and more on [wiki wiki] Millennial Excellence.

Laugh like Peter. Love like Homer. Think like Hank. Work like Bob. Dress like Archer. Project like Cartman. And sometimes? Have random stoner vibes like Brak, Meatwad and the rest of the gang. It's the adult animation episode, y'all. Featuring Felipe Di Poi from Simple Town. 

Caption via Starbies Drink Ideas on IG: Stop everything and grab your emotional support latte, because I have some major tea to spill (or should I say, venti-sized cold brew?) I recently sat down with the legends over at the @millennial_excellence Podcast to unpack my entire personality, from the origin story of the page to our shared, borderline-concerning obsession with Starbucks orders. We even...

There's no ME in Wii (only Mii). There's no YOU in Wii (only Wii U). Wii deserve better! This Wiik's episode is all about the Wii. BUT that's not all. Stick around for our interview with Peter Berkman of the band Anamanaguchi, who talks gaming and God and Epstein and Scott Pilgrim and so much more. PLUS the second edition of Alex's corner. No cheat code needed here... just strap in and play ball....

This one time... at Bandcamp... We talk tuneage with ourselves and also with Kevin and Nina from Wishy.  And listen until the very end to hear the first-ever appearance of "Alex's Corner."  

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The world is ending but we're remembering the Shepard Fairey Obama poster. And then our pal Will Menaker stops by to talk about all these new millennial politicians and their turns of phrase.  Also there's a lot more at https://patreon.com/millennialexcellence  

It's the final episode of GenZuary and we finally get into it. Featuring Alex Swartzentruber.  Like this episode and want more? Go to patreon.com/millennialexcellence