Landline Podcast

Can you have sex in a phone booth? You have to find one first. How many storage units is too many? Thank you cards from 10 years ago. Landline is back!

Saul calls to check in from the middle of the Ocean. The internet is wrong about the World Cup games in Qatar. You can make knifes from scrap metal. Uboats could sink your passenger ship at any time.

Saul prepares to embark on his Atlantic crossing aboard the Queen Mary 2. Where can you find a steamer trunk? How many suits do you need for a week-long outing? Is it Canard or Cunard? You'll find out on Landline.

Tim and Alex trade wine for coffee and jobs for stupid ideas. Soft serve with all natural ingredients. Wine in plastic jugs. Bees in cherry trees welcoming spring. Hear it all 4 times on Landline.

Landline Podcast is being copied, which surprises no one. Fuzzy audio is being isolated and sent to New Jersey, which is exciting. Golf is fun but golfers are annoying. Max is a monotone genius. Landline.

Bonavita has gone out of business and I know why. Macrame is blazing hot in LA and you heard it here second. How do you get rid of the sound of snow in an audio recording? No one knows. Landline

Gabe joins for the Hollywood view on how to conquer Australia, leave group text chains and whether Landline is Landline. Sex.

A vintage phone booth arrives at my home, completing Landline Podcast's wildest dreams. Moving men from Idaho, wiring money at Walmart and the greatest gift being given and received. Plus, the Thanksgiving duck wrap up.

The local butcher shop is out of ducks. What are we to do next? Gibsons are the next Martini, Thanksgiving in Covid, motorcycles with masks and the end of picking people up in person. Landline!

Max joins to discuss upheaval at the Defense Department, the problem with Halloween Candy, running during Covid-19 and how to deal with a Antifa fender bender. Landline!

Do people in Vermont wear masks for Covid? How can we get off the internet? What's the right strain of weed to smoke on election night? All answered on Landline Podcast!

Alex vs. Saul on the eve of Decision 2020 - reloaded for your pleasure. Landline!

Covid 19 vacations gone wrong at a hipster lodge in the National Forest. You can boat, you can swim, you can fish. Or can you? Landline!

The problem with ordering things online, in podcast form. Twisty Petz, Cattont.com, money clearing and spraying the wrong way. Landline!

Alex blows his top at the giant house being built across the street from his childhood home. Landline!

Married in a quarantine, kids, therapy and the Cheesecake Factory menu in lieu of their recent failure to pay rent.

Where do we get food in a plague: Amazon.com or The Farmers' Market?

Social Distancing in rural Chile, walks around town with no one to say hi to, Tom Brady to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Is this the end of the world? Yes. Landline

Forest baths for therapy, cancelled weddings, growing a meadow and the problem with printing money. Ashby the Gardening PHD joins Alex to discuss the best way to use nature in the age of plague. Landline.

Coronacast 3 with Saul & Max in a menage a pod. The 2020 Depression, Harris Teeter in the age of plague and whether people will change because of this crisis. Landline

Why is the market crashing? Debt. But will the government just erase it again, like they did in 2008? Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire (terrible name, help us) joins Landline to disuss.

Welcome back Saul vs. Alex to discuss Corona, getting home, stocking the bar, updates on your phone, how bad it's gonna get and how landlines are more important than ever.

The gift of landline for the holidays! Post vasectomy, we chat with old friends, answer their voicemails and connect with family on personal challenges from your in-laws. A great podcast for holiday travel.

Should a 36 year old get a vasectomy? Should URGENT BLOWOUT be a marketing tool? Are good voicemails the best it gets? Yes - podcast gold. I love Australia.

Cash sales on craigslist, thank you notes in the times of email, no cellphones at the Masters and voicemails from the pizza guy! It's Alex's Birthday Pod. LANDLINE!